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i personally enjoyed the sleepycabin callback to ass mustard and any true fan would. if u have a problem with this i think u should ask yourself why you are watching these videos
 
Fizzle said:
No ya, I closed the video, and reading back that was a dumb fucking comment. MAI spam was justified. Did my comment warrant a gif though?

Don't pretend there isn't a difference between a 9-minute conversation about scat and that.
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Guys am I weird or something, these conversations just make me *gulps nervously* hungrier. I'm not sure if this is uncommon or anything, but oh well, different strokes for different folks, that's what my uncle, who got his leg blown off by some gooks in nam' always said.
 
How people can hate Cory? He:
-Knows everything about Sonic, including Rouge's secret cameltoe in SA2
-Can complete Super Mario World under 15 minutes (but only when he's not playing in a Xbox controller and when the buttons are properly mapped)
-Collects McDonalds toys
-Would kiss Tails
-Forgets about WWII
-Denies the potato famine
-Checks for ass mustard everytime he goes to the bathroom
-Gives proper feedback and reviews controllers
-Talks like a poet
He's essentially a modern Übermensch, the natural consequence of being terminally online. A voice of a generation some might say.
 
Saxxon said:
How people can hate Cory? He:
-Knows everything about Sonic, including Rouge's secret cameltoe in SA2
-Can complete Super Mario World under 15 minutes (but only when he's not playing in a Xbox controller and when the buttons are properly mapped)
-Collects McDonalds toys
-Would kiss Tails
-Forgets about WWII
-Denies the potato famine
-Checks for ass mustard everytime he goes to the bathroom
-Gives proper feedback and reviews controllers
-Talks like a poet
He's essentially a modern Übermensch, the natural consequence of being terminally online. A voice of a generation some might say.
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Don't forget his insatiable lust for the green m&m.
 
Saxxon said:
How people can hate Cory? He:
-Knows everything about Sonic, including Rouge's secret cameltoe in SA2
-Can complete Super Mario World under 15 minutes (but only when he's not playing in a Xbox controller and when the buttons are properly mapped)
-Collects McDonalds toys
-Would kiss Tails
-Forgets about WWII
-Denies the potato famine
-Checks for ass mustard everytime he goes to the bathroom
-Gives proper feedback and reviews controllers
-Talks like a poet
He's essentially a modern Übermensch, the natural consequence of being terminally online. A voice of a generation some might say.
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I love him for:
-His motherbearing hips
-His autistic recollection of every ChannelAwesome movie
-Making Sonichu: The Animated Series
-Spreading awareness of the Water People menace
-His fourteen hour shifts in the sponge factory to feed his family
-His concentrated Auts Aura
-Summoning Lil' Skatey into the real world
-Spreading his fathers eternal wisdom
 
Pharaoh Fungus said:
I am both impressed and horrified at how nonchalantly Cory is willing to mention his fetishes. The man has no shame, and I respect that (yet am also repulsed).
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He's the perfect candidate for the presidency, along with his Vice-President Vermin Supreme.
 
Mister Fingers said:
It still baffles me that a lot of people don't like lyle because he doesn't make FUNNIE SCRÈME
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I don't like Lyle (well, didn't like; I've softened up on him a lot over time) because he always has to one-up the joke, rather than roll with it.
 
RhoasJonas said:
The only part of this I disagree with is when Cory says the switch dpad is ok.
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Joy-Cons are pretty bad, but the Switch pro controller is probably my favorite modern style controller. The d-pad is actually viable on that one. D-pads are more of an afterthought on thumbstick controllers though. The best d-pads I've used are the Japanese Saturn controller and the Street Fighter 4 Fightpad. I'm really glad I still have a Fightpad around for emulators and modern 2D games.

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