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taking months off absolutely blackholes you in the YT algorithm but oney don't care. just excrete one "short" a week that's a clip of zach making a FUNNEE SOUND with a link to a 3-hour greatest-hits compilation for autists to run as self-soothing background white noise while they build gunpla
 
What do you guys think is the worst bit in Oneyplays/Sleepycabin? For me its the "baby with 'fuck me' eyes" by a mile.
After chewing on this for a while, I think Corey, Stamper, Jeff and Zach arguing about whether you should wipe your ass after shitting is the worst bit by far. It was in a Sleepycabin episode, though I don't remember which one.
 
What do you guys think is the worst bit in Oneyplays/Sleepycabin? For me its the "baby with 'fuck me' eyes" by a mile.
Much as I like Stamper, the bit where he spins this whole horror story yarn to end in a joke about Corey getting fucked by his dad; it's drawn out, Stamper's delivery all throughout is pretty bad (might be just me but I think you can hear Stamper getting insecure about whether the bit was working halfway through), and Corey's reaction is kind of nothing, so it's not funny. Then Zach and Chris do the same thing,

That and a bunch of Mick's stories. The one about the frozen bees, the ones about him streetshitting, and so on.

Also the Matt and Woolie episode is pretty bad throughout, you can feel everyone being uncomfortable and exaggerating their reactions to most jokes. But, paradoxically. the "Call this fucking number!" bit was brilliant.

I'd say it was the time ricepirate had a melty and yelled about how "That Charlie Hebdo guy had it coming."
Shit I don't remember that. I remember him saying that when 9/11 happened he had a few of his college professors say "we sort of had it coming". Are you sure you're not confusing it with that? If you're right then fuck him.
I don't remember it either, could it be that it was a joke about him confusing Charlie Hebdo for a singular person?
 
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I rewatched some Sleepycabin recently and I forgot how annoying Stamper could be. The amount of times he'd scream "NEXT" basically ending a funny bit because he wanted to move on to the next gay reddit question or whatever was infuriating.
To think at one point he was my favorite member, he's probably tied with Mick for last place now.
 
When are they going to play any of the Castlevania's Metroidvanias? Do they only play Castlevania when Dave's around?
I just downloaded a bunch of DS games I missed to my 3DS and played Portrait of Ruin for the first time ever and my goodness was it fun. I think it'd be a good game for them to play and it's not that hard or complicated. Plus I can see Cory drooling over Charlotte (who I think is one of the greatest designed Castlevania characters), Loretta, and Stella.
 
taking months off absolutely blackholes you in the YT algorithm but oney don't care. just excrete one "short" a week that's a clip of zach making a FUNNEE SOUND with a link to a 3-hour greatest-hits compilation for autists to run as self-soothing background white noise while they build gunpla
Actually factorio, but close enough.
 
What do you guys think is the worst bit in Oneyplays/Sleepycabin? For me its the "baby with 'fuck me' eyes" by a mile.
It's not really a "bit," but the Green M&M episode of Sleepycabin is completely unlistenable. I've re-listened through Sleepycast at least a dozen times over the years, but I always have to skip the M&M one. It perfectly encapsulates what I can't stand about Cory.

Cory: "Would you fuck the green M&M?"
Niall: "No, that's weird, dude."
Cory: "YES YOU FUCKING WOULD YOU FUCKING LIAR! THE GREEN M&M IS FUCKING HOT! YOU'D FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THE GREEN M&M! EVERYONE WOULD!"
Niall: "Nah dude."
Cory: "YOU WOULD RAW DOG THE GREEN M&M AND GET FUCKING CHOCOLATE ON YOUR DICK AND IT WOULD BE FUCKING HOT! I'M GONNA DRAW PORN OF THE GREEN M&M AND PROVE IT TO YOU!"
Niall: *silence*
Stamper: "Y'know, sometimes, you just gotta, nigga, fucking, nomsayin baby? Like, sheeeeit."
 
I don't remember it either, could it be that it was a joke about him confusing Charlie Hebdo for a singular person?
I really don't want to scour through Mick episodes to find the clip. His personality boiled down to being an ignorant retard who pretended to be wise because he travelled in his youth.
 
I don't remember it either, could it be that it was a joke about him confusing Charlie Hebdo for a singular person?
It may have been in the same conversation they were dunking on John Macintosh for saying that "Saying #JeSuisCharlie is the same as saying #WhiteLivesMatter" or something like that. I'm not looking it up because I don't like Mick episodes.
 
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