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I don't care if you think Corey is cringe and unfunny. He was the first one to call out Dustborn's shitty, gay virtue-signaling politics. It's a far cry from Jeff or anyone else working at Newgrounds who breaks their back trying to appease the 12 year olds playing FNF.
 
Meth Dick said:
It's one of the actual few times I actually genuinely hated Corey.
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It's one of the many times I hated Cory. The Dustborn videos would be better without him. They already have Zach and Tolmar.

sneedem&feedem said:
I don't care if you think Corey is cringe and unfunny. He was the first one to call out Dustborn's shitty, gay virtue-signaling politics.
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Cory was butt buddies with Shadman, while Zach is a racist who does not tolerate degeneracy and looks like a marble sculpture.
 
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Coryniggers will come out of the woodwork and materialize out of the ether to try and explain how screeching retard gooning porn addict tranny chaser sonic fetishist is actually heccin funny and based (only in comparison to soyboomer Jeff)
 
Tomar fans work in the mines like good lil piggies. They know their place. But the sandwich bit in Witch Hunt, heaven mouse hypothetical and now Dustborn mismarketing being an action game are some of the few times we've seen Tomar mad.
 
Men in Black said:
It's one of the many times I hated Cory. The Dustborn videos would be better without him. They already have Zach and Tolmar.



Cory was butt buddies with Shadman, while Zach is a racist who does not tolerate degeneracy and looks like a marble sculpture.
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I don't think he was as bad in the Dustborn but I haven't seen the last one yet, but I agree, his presence lowers the IQ of everyone else making the experience watching it a lesser one than it could have been. The OneyPlays boys can't be funny when they have to move as slow as their slowest member, which is Corey.
Corey is like a retarded child in American schooling, the smart kids (OneyPlays) have to play dumb and go at his pace as to not make him feel bad. I wish OneyPlays would get rid of their No Corey Left Behind policy.
 
Wooper said:
Tomar fans work in the mines like good lil piggies. They know their place. But the sandwich bit in Witch Hunt, heaven mouse hypothetical and now Dustborn mismarketing being an action game are some of the few times we've seen Tomar mad.
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The Devil shivers when a Tomar loses his temper
 
Corey used to be tolerable in small doses but they've just spammed him for the last year or two. I understand that Zach is likely busy but why does Corey have to be in every single thing?
 
Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
All this talk about Cory and the mention of Oneyplays animated makes me want to share my favorite one.

It’s really funny to me just how mad he becomes :story:
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So, this is a very Clean and Nice and Good animation, but it really lacks the sovl that the dynamic and wacky animation for the Simpsons Yelling About Mario one had.
Maybe it's just that 3D animating really restricts your options and makes it more uniform, thus less visual humor.
 
Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
Regardless of our feelings about Cory, we can all agree that Jeff is an enormous faggot.
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I_Lurk_Here said:
And a paedophile.
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Can I get a QRD on Jeff? I've heard the name but I don't believe I've ever watched any of the videos featuring him. I haven't really checked out the ones that weren't just Tomar, Zach, Lyle, Ding Dong+ Julian, begrudgingly Corey, and occasionally Adam. I can't even say much of Niall tbh.
 
Meth Dick said:
Can I get a QRD on Jeff? I've heard the name but I don't believe I've ever watched any of the videos featuring him. I haven't really checked out the ones that weren't just Tomar, Zach, Lyle, Ding Dong+ Julian, begrudgingly Corey, and occasionally Adam. I can't even say much of Niall tbh.
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He's not one, it's a joke.
 
Meth Dick said:
I don't think he was as bad in the Dustborn but I haven't seen the last one yet, but I agree, his presence lowers the IQ of everyone else making the experience watching it a lesser one than it could have been. The OneyPlays boys can't be funny when they have to move as slow as their slowest member, which is Corey.
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Dustborn is hard to watch because Cory keeps babbling like a retard while the three other people are making fun of the game.

Papa stink said:
Corey used to be tolerable in small doses but they've just spammed him for the last year or two. I understand that Zach is likely busy but why does Corey have to be in every single thing?
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I liked him in Sonic Heroes because he was too occupied by the colors and noises to try forming sentences. Unfortunately, he had tantrums when he became upset with his toy. I was impressed with his story about going to an ice cream parlor and not getting his favorite flavor, though; his skills in storytelling have developed considerably since he began talking about how much he wanted to fuck cartoon characters.
 
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Men in Black said:
I was impressed with his story about going to an ice cream parlor and not getting his favorite flavor, though; his skills in storytelling have developed considerably since he began talking about how much he wanted to fuck cartoon characters.
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This alone undid any amount of tolerance I might have built up for Corey.
It has to be a case of Chris just feels really bad for him and keeps him around out of pity.
 
Meth Dick said:
This alone undid any amount of tolerance I might have built up for Corey.
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I think he had a screaming fit in the middle of the story, too. That really improved it.

Meth Dick said:
It has to be a case of Chris just feels really bad for him and keeps him around out of pity.
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Chris has a manager who tells him to keep churning out videos, and Cory is always available because he has nothing to do but stroke his penis to drawings and work on his vaporware game, which is why he starred in 95% of last year's videos. I wouldn't mind if Chris released fewer videos if they didn't suck.
 
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