OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

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You click a link thinking it would lead you to a torrent for the unrated cut of Kickassia. Instead, it activates a hydraulic press perched over your mothers hands and shows you the livestream.
 
What would you do if you had a tiny perfect clone of Tomar?
He hasn't committed any of the heinous crimes Tomar himself has committed, but he THINKS he has.
 
Slumbie said:

Normally I don't really like Oneyplays complations, official or otherwise. But bibser295 and his Insane Moments Complilations are probably the pinnacle of them. His knack for autistically finding every instance of them saying certain phrases or referencing things. Not to mention his very creative transitions between clips, his stuff is great.
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I can't remember which compilation I listened to after it started auto playing at work, but there's one where it has like 5 minutes of Zach going "ooooo" to various things like Tomar or Chris saying something racist. It's the one that sticks out to me (outside of the Based Otto Heckel ones)
 
Niggs Monaghan said:
What would you do if you had a tiny perfect clone of Tomar?
He hasn't committed any of the heinous crimes Tomar himself has committed, but he THINKS he has.
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I would force him to teach me in the ways of manipulation and guide me through the depths of human depravity, like a twisted Jiminy Cricket

Of course, he would end up manipulating me and leading to my downfall, as he is wont to do
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He is a tranny, named Lexi. You can see him in vacation photos they post on Instagram/Xitter/whatever sometimes, and he appears during the Elden Ring stream. Reddit users were crying about "transphobia" in the chat.
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Veronica posted this to her Xitter years back. There's Zach, Cory, Waffle, and Lexi. I can't tell Lexi and Waffle apart because they're both gross gooner trannies.
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Oh so that’s why he’s so poon hungry, makes sense
 
Ser Prize said:
That'll happen when you hit your 30's.
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There is an AI animated opening in this. Most of the episode is they're telling amusing childhood stories. Dave has a whopper of a story. The short of it is Dave as a middle schooler got beat up at soccer practice and broke his arm. So he misses the season, Dave's parents then sit him down. Turns out Dave's team and the guy who broke his arm got molested by the coach and he didn't because that psycho broke his arm.
 
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