OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

There's a non-zero chance that Chris and Zach met Epstein at that weird castle ice cream social

Pretty sure the clintons had already dealt with him by that point. He probably met other famous jewish pedophiles though.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

are you gonna turn Cory into a pious muslimah?

Corey is in need of some sort of correction, though I fear rape will only exacerbate his condition despite the good intentions behind said rape.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

There's a non-zero chance that Chris and Zach met Epstein at that weird castle ice cream social

Their Epstein Number is, at most, one degree of separation just because of Matt Groening

 

[Spark the Electric Jester]

which oneyplays cast member would you RAPE?

Can I go with people who have guest appeared?

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Can I go with people who have guest appeared?

Lemme guess... NakeyJakey?

 

[Spark the Electric Jester]

Lemme guess... NakeyJakey?

Probably someone I'd want to traumatize via raping to change their behavior. shadman?

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Probably someone I'd want to traumatize via raping to change their behavior. shadman?

That'll just be like raping Corey, the man revels in degenerate shit. Shadman would ask for more.
At least you might fix Jakey into making videos again.

 

[Chuck's Feed and Seed]

what does it say about the arc raiders videos that no one even linked them here

 

[Levi]

Probably someone I'd want to traumatize via raping to change their behavior. shadman?

Shadman has already been raped by life and lives as a shell of a human, like a walking barnacle. Even Stamper still has the ability to function to a degree he just chooses not to fix his life. Shad's brain probably will never function to half-of what it did before the liquid Adderall arc. Which will never not be funny.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Shadman has already been raped by life and lives as a shell of a human, like a walking barnacle. Even Stamper still has the ability to function to a degree he just chooses not to fix his life. Shad's brain probably will never function to half-of what it did before the liquid Adderall arc. Which will never not be funny.

what if by raping him physically you unrape him mentally?

 

[Coalescence]

>Forspoken was 3 years ago.
>Adam was inflicted upon us 4 1/2 years ago. (That Frogger game)
>OneyStays was 5 years ago.
>Worms was 6 years ago.
>Bowlbo was 7 years ago.
>Cory was inflicted upon us 7 years ago. (Sonic Adventure 2, Harry Potter)
>Black Baby was 7 1/2 years ago.
>Witch Hunt was almost 8 years ago.
>Kingdom Hearts 2 was 8 years ago.
>Motifa was 9 years ago.
>Luigi's Mansion (the start of OneyPlays) was 9 1/2 years ago.
>Niall fell over 11 years ago.
>Leo & Satan was 16 years ago.
>The Sicksons was 18 years ago.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Black Baby predates Cory

 

[Spark the Electric Jester]

HELLO, FELLOW DIAPERFURS!!

 

[Slumbie]

You know, these kinds of talks made me want to start another watch of the Kingdom Hearts series.

But man, it’s a lot worse than I remember.

Ding Dong and Julian sound super weird and keep screaming about nonsense. It’s really odd.

Give it a shot, but man is it rougher than I remember.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

what does it say about the arc raiders videos that no one even linked them here

The super serious conversation of morally raping Oney Plays affiliates supersedes arc raiders

 

[Joshua Cohen Mohnstein]

Imagine an alternate universe where Hellbenders gets greenlit and becomes insanely popular, causing Matt Groening to invite Chris and Zach to Epstein's island for feet massages and free ice cream at the temple. Then we get Oneyplays with Epstein, Chris, and Cory playing Sonic 06. That would rock

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Then we get Oneyplays with Epstein, Chris, and Cory playing Sonic 06. That would rock

Cory and Epstein spend 5 episodes talking about Yuri and FNAF futa porn while Chris keeps raging over Sonic 06, and then Epstein gives them a painting he commissioned of Zach and Chris committing the Route 91 Harvest festival shooting with 2 stolen M240s.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

chris left a potato related map drawn on a handkerchief at comet ping pong

 

[Intel® Core™2 Duo E8400]

You know, these kinds of talks made me want to start another watch of the Kingdom Hearts series.

But man, it’s a lot worse than I remember.

Ding Dong and Julian sound super weird and keep screaming about nonsense. It’s really odd.

Give it a shot, but man is it rougher than I remember.

Can't believe I got coreyroll'd in the big 26

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Epstein, Chris, and Cory playing Sonic 06

"Or as I call it: Hot Chick Heaven!" -Epstein