OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

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Slumbie said:
That’s what living it California does to a man. It strips him of his morals and standards, forcing you into a constant state of survival.

I do wonder why Chris even lives in California anymore? It’s not like he owns property, he could leave at anytime. But what is even doing there anymore? Back when Hellbenders was a possibility and he was working with Arin, okay sure. But now? What reason does he have to stay?

Imagine the timeline where Chris doesn’t move to California and stays in Pennsylvania. Most likely would of joined up with Newgrounds. Wouldn’t of met DD & J in person. DD & J are never in contact with the Game Grumps group. Oneyplays would of probably been with Niall and Cory if it even existed. Probably wouldn't of met Veronica. Most likely wouldn't of met Lyle, Tomar or Adam.
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It's "would have" not "would of".
 
Slumbie said:
That’s what living it California does to a man. It strips him of his morals and standards, forcing you into a constant state of survival.

I do wonder why Chris even lives in California anymore? It’s not like he owns property, he could leave at anytime. But what is even doing there anymore? Back when Hellbenders was a possibility and he was working with Arin, okay sure. But now? What reason does he have to stay?

Imagine the timeline where Chris doesn’t move to California and stays in Pennsylvania. Most likely would of joined up with Newgrounds. Wouldn’t of met DD & J in person. DD & J are never in contact with the Game Grumps group. Oneyplays would of probably been with Niall and Cory if it even existed. Probably wouldn't of met Veronica. Most likely wouldn't of met Lyle, Tomar or Adam.
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"wouldn't of"
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I wouldn't HAVE said shit but FIVE TIMES NIGGA??? AND THAT WAS AFTER YOU EDITED IT??
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Chris has complained a fair bit about California but it's where most of his friends live. Sometimes that's all it takes.
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I do wonder how long a lot of these people have left there. Zach in particular, if he doesn't have something up his sleeve after Smiling Friends, I'm thinking he might be trying to move out. I can't imagine he'd be sticking around California just to do some episodes of Oneyplays again, unfortunately.
 
As recently as 4 months ago, Chris was looking for Unity designers on his LinkedIn. The Bubsy episodes have been good so far so I'm in a good mood to do some sweeping.

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The reason tiny Hitler debate is art, is that to this day and even in this fucking thread people are still going "he should have just said it this way and that would have resolved everything," and every single time it results in the same argument they had.
 

Another great episode of OneyPlays: comfy 16-bit platformer, shitting on Glen Kennedy and shitting on the shitty Animaniacs reboot. It's got it all. OneyPlays and Spumdonor are like the only Youtubers who genuinely engage with cartoons and animators. It's fucked.

Also the Kennedy Kick dance video literally got unlisted after Tomar sent all those death threats.

 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Chris has complained a fair bit about California but it's where most of his friends live. Sometimes that's all it takes.
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But how many friends are still left there? Or even still his friends at all?

DingDong and Julian left.
Arin burned all his bridges.
Stamper became a crack addict.
Mick tried to snag Veronica right after she broke up with Chris.
Matt and Ryan drifted away from Chris.
Tomar moved to the East Coast.
Niall went back to Ireland.

Sure he definitely has friends outside of the Youtube sphere but not many that moved prior to him moving are still there.
 
Spit bucket said:
But how many friends are still left there? Or even still his friends at all?

DingDong and Julian left.
Arin burned all his bridges.
Stamper became a crack addict.
Mick tried to snag Veronica right after she broke up with Chris.
Matt and Ryan drifted away from Chris.
Tomar moved to the East Coast.
Niall went back to Ireland.

Sure he definitely has friends outside of the Youtube sphere but not many that moved prior to him moving are still there.
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He always has Cory :c
 
Spit bucket said:
But how many friends are still left there? Or even still his friends at all?

DingDong and Julian left.
Arin burned all his bridges.
Stamper became a crack addict.
Mick tried to snag Veronica right after she broke up with Chris.
Matt and Ryan drifted away from Chris.
Tomar moved to the East Coast.
Niall went back to Ireland.

Sure he definitely has friends outside of the Youtube sphere but not many that moved prior to him moving are still there.
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And Dave and Cory live in Philly. Now that I think about it, Zach and Lyle are the only two people I can think of that live in California anymore, and Zachs probably got his own things going on now.
 
Spit bucket said:
But how many friends are still left there? Or even still his friends at all?

DingDong and Julian left.
Arin burned all his bridges.
Stamper became a crack addict.
Mick tried to snag Veronica right after she broke up with Chris.
Matt and Ryan drifted away from Chris.
Tomar moved to the East Coast.
Niall went back to Ireland.

Sure he definitely has friends outside of the Youtube sphere but not many that moved prior to him moving are still there.
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Joy Jay said:
And Dave and Cory live in Philly. Now that I think about it, Zach and Lyle are the only two people I can think of that live in California anymore, and Zachs probably got his own things going on now.
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I'd assume Adam still lives in California.
 
The Marlboro Man said:
I'd assume Adam still lives in California.
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I believe Adam is / was Chris's roommate at some point.

Slumbie said:
Imagine the timeline where Chris doesn’t move to California and stays in Pennsylvania.
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Imagine the timeline that Bryan and Suzy didn't have access to social media, or Matt never showed DingDong Dream Daddy:

Bryan and Suzy don't stand on a soapbox calling out DingDong for his opinion on Dream Daddy.
No one except a couple of lovelies give a shit or talk about it.
Chris, DingDong, and Julian have continued access to the GameGrumps office, games, and equipment.
Matt and Ryan, who probably moved in part because of that situation: stick around a little longer for more crossovers.
Arin having a remaining tie doesn't burn all of his Newground bridges (probably wouldn't amount to a ton for his ventures).
Arin probably would've helped DingDong and Julian move, come the time.
DingDong doesn't get doxxed by the lovies and has less r/conspiracygrumps goblins stalking him.
DingDong doesn't try to kill himself and remains only 50% pessimistic instead of 99%.
We get maybe 1-2 more years of DingDong and Julian, a few more recordings with Matt, maybe another with (non-faggot) Arin and Dan.
DingDong and Juilian aren't stuck in their endless moving loops and are 3+ years further in their endeavors.
Once DD/J + Matt/Ryan moved, Chris who's (probably) still being friends with Arin has access to some GameGrumps staff.
DingDong and Julian more open to OneyStays sessions.
The YIIK finale is completed and we get to see Alex kiss Rory.

That game has wrought so much destruction.

Post 2020 in this timeline would be similar to now but with another Oneystays or two, and a couple other cast members probably. But we sure as hell would've had 12 or more great series out of it.
 
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