OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

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Honestly, Ive been a bit put off Oneyplays for the last year or so, and I know its been said many times that the content gets stale, the boys seem tired yadayada other armchair parasocial critiques but it has some truth, and to be honest, parasocial fags (me included) are their bread and butter.
its not like I expect some artistically genius high-art, Im watching because I personally like these people reacting to content I like and engaging with each other in a funny way, so, if they arent doing that, whats the point? For me personally, the new low was them watching reels for 30 minutes.
The only thing I really dislike is watching newly put out content made nearly three years ago.
Honestly I loved the reels stuff. Brainrot keeps my brain happy.
 
Honestly I loved the reels stuff. Brainrot keeps my brain happy.
That's not them being funny. You're just laughing at the videos and tricking your brain that the hosts are your friends watching them with you. It's literally just like markiplier reacting to "try not to shit yourself compilation nr 10987665443" and it's really lazy and gay. In contrast, the first couple Websplorers episodes were some of the best videos on the channel because they were reacting to weird/niche corners of the web that were unintentionally funny or making fun of redditors, not just reacting to comedy videos. I'm pretty sure they even said something like this when skipping videos in one of the "cory's favourites" ones.
 
Probably not, no. Tomar is at least aware of KF so he could have seen it and showed the guys but I highly doubt any of them actively read it. Just don't think they'd care.
they read this thread religiously and take notes so they can subliminally convince us to buy more merchandise. they even intentionally use older builds of games to make us think they haven't filmed videos in months. it is all a part of tomar's marketing plan
 
Doubtful but it'd be really funny.

"Wow they all talk shit about every single one of us except Zach"
He has a WEIRD VOICE
HE SOUNDS LIKE A RAT
HE HAS A BIG NOSE

But nah my actual criticism of Zach is I understand why he keeps it under wraps but I still think he's cowardly for only being secretly based, and deleting sticking up for JonTron and stuff.
We wouldn't have Smiling Friends though, so it's worth it but I still think it's cowardly.
 
I wanted to crack a lighthearted joke asking if the user icons on the website could be bought as NFTs, but since tone is impossible to convey through text I KNEW DingDong would take it the wrong way and Julian would get annoyed. I was scratching at the neck the whole time.
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do you think any of them read this thread? like genuinely
If anyone did it'd be DingDong, and if he did he would've brought up some skeleton dude blog sharing his major life developments and poaching clips here. I'm sure Chris and Zach probably know about KiwiFarms too given their love for Chris-chan lore.

Unless I'm completely hallucinating I'm sure Ding Dong once was lurking here and responding on stream. I don't think no one besides him has read this thread more than twice.
I was there. He was replying to a /v/ thread made by (who I assume) is the previously mentioned dejected furry stalker who was upset that DingDong didn't give him free exposure once OneyPlays caught on. It's the same stream this upload was nabbed from.

God hunting for this archived thread made me realize /v/ talks about DingDong more obsessively than me.
 
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I was there. He was replying to a /v/ thread made by (who I assume) is the previously mentioned dejected furry stalker who was upset that DingDong didn't give him free exposure once OneyPlays caught on. It's the same stream this upload was nabbed from.
Oh shit my bad. Didn't even know it was from that infamous stream, I thought they were two separate incidents. Thanks for the correction.
 
The Instagram Reels could only ever happen with Cory and Dave. I don’t think Zach or Tomar could stomach that kind of sludge. I do hope we see a little less of them this year. When they’re just repeating Instagram memes it’s pretty bad.
 
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