- Joined
- Aug 3, 2021
You could keep everything Alex says in the game, and it's actually not that bad. It's what Alex thinks that makes it insufferable.I hope they add a "skip useless drool" button at some point and while Alex YIIIIIK is monologuing we just pan outside his monologuing and see him drooling like a retard while we get actual dialogue, most of it his party members making fun of him being stupid.
Real talk, if they cut every single thing that's a part of the cover story out, the game's pacing improves dramatically. The cover story is every little bit of Alex's internal monologue, in which he calmly and far-more-maturely tells you... about fucking every last damn thought in his head in a jarring way, while trying to convince "you" to join him in the end. I think the joke is supposed to be that in the moment he's a raging asshole, but in his retelling he's a more somber character; the issue is that the joke isn't funny and repeating it for the entire game makes it less so.
Alex doesn't feel like he has an arc because you're constantly confronted by his "final" version throughout the entire game. Other characters get no time to have any actual characterization or time in the limelight because alex's monologues take up genuine fucking hours. Big moments have to stop dead in their tracks so Alex can tell the audience how cool and scary and awesome or whatever they are. It doesn't add any new information 99% of the time, and it's all just in service to a joke where you entering NIGGERMAN in at the new game screen will come back later on.
The way he describes being torn up and distraught over the random asian girl in the monologues feels so bizarrely disconnected from the story and his character - rip out those monologues and he's just a fucking asshole weirdo fixated on her for some weird reason. One of the big issues with the story is that all the other party members at one point stop to say how thankful they are to have met Alex - meanwhile the audience fucking hates him because the monologues are so fucking annoying. Rip them out, replace their ungodly time length with a little more of the party interacting and Alex being a complete boorish retard - but not one so obnoxiously annoying and omnipresent.
Alex doesn't feel like he has an arc because you're constantly confronted by his "final" version throughout the entire game. Other characters get no time to have any actual characterization or time in the limelight because alex's monologues take up genuine fucking hours. Big moments have to stop dead in their tracks so Alex can tell the audience how cool and scary and awesome or whatever they are. It doesn't add any new information 99% of the time, and it's all just in service to a joke where you entering NIGGERMAN in at the new game screen will come back later on.
The way he describes being torn up and distraught over the random asian girl in the monologues feels so bizarrely disconnected from the story and his character - rip out those monologues and he's just a fucking asshole weirdo fixated on her for some weird reason. One of the big issues with the story is that all the other party members at one point stop to say how thankful they are to have met Alex - meanwhile the audience fucking hates him because the monologues are so fucking annoying. Rip them out, replace their ungodly time length with a little more of the party interacting and Alex being a complete boorish retard - but not one so obnoxiously annoying and omnipresent.
