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ZACH HADEL RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 2019
ZACH HADEL RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 2019
ZACH HADEL RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 2019
ZACH HADEL RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 2019
ZACH HADEL RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 2019
ZACH HADEL RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 2019
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No i'm not sure about that, I don't think ZACH HADEL RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 2019, and if you have proof you should hand it to the police. Stop spreading this misinformation that ZACH HADEL RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 2019, but if you have substantial proof for this claim you better hand it to the authorities.
 
Also Tomar was standing there
M E N A C I N G L Y
Dressed as a clown, no less
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I met Tomar and Zach at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Tomar looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Tomar you found another goofball?", "Yeah Zach, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Tomar jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Zach jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Tomar undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Tomar just kept pushing her head down. Tomar looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Tomar then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Zach who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Zach's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out
 
Rewatched (actually just listened) to the revolution 60 series again. Pretty funny, Chris says something along the lines of "I like her Adam's apple." or mentioning her having a cock at least once per episode.

It's also strange hearing Cory so chill.
 
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>Chris O’Neill, of Highland Park Police Department, has been briefing the press about the “active shooter incident”.
>The shooting occurred in downtown Highland Park “during our 4th July holiday parade this morning” - just 10 minutes into the celebrations, he says.

TOMAR NO!
 
I've been lurking on this thread for the past few months and I've been dying to reveal something that I've been saying literally for years.
Zach Hadel forceably buttfucked me and the worst part is, I think I liked it.
 
I met Zach Hadel at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).

Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.”

My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Zach shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.”

And I (being a big Oneyplays fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Zach was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later.

After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Zach Hadel and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
 
Chris, Zach and Cory only, Lyle can stay away from this one and finish Jak & Daxter.
In my longstanding line of devil's advocating, I have to say that Lyle and Cory by default cannot work together. In the perfect trio situation, they're both the 'energy' - just in different ways. Where Cory is overwhelmingly autistic and retarded and thus full of boundless energy for his fixations, Lyle's whole trademark is LOUDLY YELLING AND GETTING AMPED UP; cory and lyle are just bad alchemy.

Zach is the perfect pairing for Chris and Cory, because such a combination... makes Zach into the straight man. Chris's autism grows to keep Cory's company in those episodes, and Zach is the one left for the audience to hook onto - uncomfortable and unsure if he should stay around, frequently baffled by what the fuck is happening. It's a succulent delight.

Meanwhile, Lyle works very well with Tomar. Tomar is generally a little lower-energy, which pairs nicely with Lyle's excess. It's sortof like a satisfying audio mix - you don't want everything all shoveled into the same frequencies. Space them out; let them breathe. Getting the balance right in a trio is tricky, as MST3K and The Three Stooges are show off pretty well, and I think these inherent imbalances can be why it's so easy to have mixed feelings on a guest.
 
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