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[boopsterpoopster]

The whole Antartic Adventure video.
"HOLD UP TO BLAST INTO THE PAST"
"Chris, when you turn it on, It stays on"
"There's Icy pinguigo, at it again"
"CAPTURE ME THE PENGUIN KNESS"
"It's like a rhino horn - it makes women disgusting"
"The idea of a trance Jesus is really good, actually"
"Now you can't-a-dance no more!"

I love that video, its just chris making up autistic scenarios for the extremely simple game they're playing
'The green flag symbolize, freedom from heeell!'

 

[TVB]

Jimmy, go the braincels subreddit.

"You're a numale, Jimmy."

 

[Durant]

They're wrong about fucking everything everytime they play Pokemon Silver. It's too much its setting off my autism

 

[TVB]

They're wrong about fucking everything everytime they play Pokemon Silver. It's too much its setting off my autism

Can't say I've played it since it was a kid, so I really don't know much outside of gameplay videos.

 

[Miller]

Sus

Spoiler

 

[Seventh Star]

Despite the eventual faggotry some of the funniest series have Matt as a guest. Jumping Flash and SA2 are classix.

 

[Lone Star]

Share your favorite oneyplays lines, my favorite will always be this
"Homer where are you my heart-sweet have you been anal vored"
Mario sunshine playthrough I believe

"Welcome to Fat Dude Simulator! Heh..."
"Um...yeah..."

 

[Liechtenstein]

Share your favorite oneyplays lines, my favorite will always be this
"Homer where are you my heart-sweet have you been anal vored"
Mario sunshine playthrough I believe

Everything Chris says in the first 3 minutes of Antarctic Adventure. He goes below mongo levels of braindead

 

[Officer Eradicate]

"Elders react to dying of old age."

 

[StevieLasVegas]

"Elders react to dying of old age."

"Oh, I don't like that"

 

[Lone Star]

"In the eyes of the law I have committed a great crime. But in the eyes of God, I am amongst Him."

 

[Orange Tabby]

Them doing the kickstarter bit and going “I can’t do it it’s too real!” Always gets me

 

[Magnum Magazine]

I love how this thread has completely changed tone since moving the Veronica shit to it's own thread lol

 

[Nick Obre]

"In the eyes of the law I have committed a great crime. But in the eyes of God, I am amongst Him."

Maybe you should join me at the Institute

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It’s totally gonna happen, you guys.

 

[None Drunk Username]

Despite the eventual faggotry some of the funniest series have Matt as a guest. Jumping Flash and SA2 are classix.

We probably wouldn't have tiny hitler without Matt.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

=

 

[gata]

Share your favorite oneyplays lines, my favorite will always be this
"Homer where are you my heart-sweet have you been anal vored"
Mario sunshine playthrough I believe

"hey Jim you want to join antifa?"
"Hey Jimmy go to the braincel subreddit"
"Carl got a brainblast when he went to the braincel subreddit"

" I'm the one who's wearing two shoes..."
"Hilter did not kill that many Jews"

"I AM GREEDY JAPANESE MAN"

"LINK STINK, SUCK MY MINK"

Also that whole bit where Chris, dingdong and Zach did a fake episode of family guy on battle royal simulator (?) "Peter and my father did the fusion dance and now he's petershmith!"
and many more but these are the ones that came up right now.

Edit:
"Oblige me with the benefit of your"
"Alas why become like this?"

"This was the time I swore I'd never remember" - unreal engine family guy

 

[Loomer the Bully]

"You can't escape, I will rape you"

 

[Le retardon]

"The Ben Drowned Tower, [...] The Uncle Ben Tower"
-Cory talking about Big Ben