OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[Lone Star]

"Babe, we are in minecraft" 'proceeds to shoot up the Minecraft movie premier'

"Get ready to Mine and craft, with these bullets!"

 

[Black Cat Owner]

"Babe, we are in minecraft" 'proceeds to shoot up the Minecraft movie premier'

Instead of "have a boy" it's "have a bullet"

 

[Slumbie]

‘Shoots a woman in the face.’

“Did I mine that?!”

 

[Big Beefus]

It's only a matter of time before some mass shooter quotes Oneyplays.

Doing Motifa voice: "I'm gonna see Madea, byahhhhh"

*proceeds to 'ruin' the premiere of Madea in Undertale*

 

[RSLUG30]

It's only a matter of time before some mass shooter quotes Oneyplays.

"We need to get these monkeys off our streets" ~ Grand Wizard Tomar

 

[elrond hubbard]

Chris was spotted running around the streets of NYC wearing only a sandwich board sign that read I hate nitpickers

 

[Lone Star]

Doing Motifa voice: "I'm gonna see Madea, byahhhhh"

*proceeds to 'ruin' the premiere of Madea in Undertale*

Comes across a person praying in desperation.

"You asked for a miracle, but you got Motifa, baby!"

 

[stonegalaxy]

It's only a matter of time before some mass shooter quotes Oneyplays.

"Mummy, mummy, my clone told me to do it!" - Prince Andrew

 

[Sneed Ranko]

We finally get the long awaited Chris POV!

 

[lindsayfan]

We finally get the long awaited Chris POV

View attachment 6394527

depressing!! seriously what is up with chris' back? i thought he was getting in good shape or something.

guy's too young to be stuck lying on a filthy exercise mat on the filthy carpet. also what are those sandbags?? is he UNDER a coffee table? what is this gruesome goon cave

chris needs to get signed onto one of those entertainment-industry unions that provide healthcare

EDIT: ok i just viewed it full size and noticed the rat. i guess this pic is a whimsical jape. sorry been a long day

 

[Pig Boss]

We finally get the long awaited Chris POV!

View attachment 6394527

Glad to see Zach is going to be in some upcoming videos

 

[Orange Tabby]

We finally get the long awaited Chris POV!

View attachment 6394527

The spiderwebs are a nice touch.

 

[Talmanes]

We finally get the long awaited Chris POV!

View attachment 6394527

At least he got his ingrown nail taking care of, his big toe looks pretty normal here.

 

[KingLiberty76]

Someone found Cory in their Texas toast is that a sign?

 

[Bruce Campbell's Chin]

Someone found Cory in their Texas toast is that a sign?

Armenian vbermensch ovr time has come

 

[Quintex96]

Someone found Cory in their Texas toast is that a sign?
View attachment 6394840

looks more like the completionist

 

[plasticmetal]

Chris, Zach, & Tomar were in Lsmark's pilot

It's out, I can't archive right now but here.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EmXj9ZlFZRo

I wonder if the lines were recorded before or after the whole Veronica shitshow. It's kind of strange to see where they are now because this pilot seems like something they would have torn into years ago. They did a okay job saying their bland scripted lines I guess. Chris promoted it only on stories & not twitter

 

[Angry Muda]

Chris, Zach, & Tomar were in Lsmark's pilot

I wonder if the lines were recorded before or after the whole Veronica shitshow. It's kind of strange to see where they are now because this pilot seems like something they would have torn into years ago. They did a okay job saying their bland scripted lines I guess. Chris promoted it only on stories & not twitter
View attachment 6396032

Probably has no bad blood with Mark since he started dating Veronica after they already broke up. The characters being high-schoolers is stupid though. I would have preferred early twenties or at least college students

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Nothing will ever top "Yeah you're tall, tall-ER big as an ant"

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Nothing will ever top "Yeah you're tall, tall-ER big as an ant"

They did Zach so dirty by including this in the "worst of" compilation.
Speaking of, I'd love a followup to that.