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It’s not about taking care of your skin. It’s not even really about exercising. It’s about not gourging yourself on junk food every night because you feel like you deserve a treat after a day of working normally. The Twink Death thing is a total cope. Niall had zero discipline for his health and treated his body like shit.
Are you trying to say Twinkies cause Twink Death?
 
It’s not about taking care of your skin. It’s not even really about exercising. It’s about not gourging yourself on junk food every night because you feel like you deserve a treat after a day of working normally. The Twink Death thing is a total cope. Niall had zero discipline for his health and treated his body like shit.
If you moisturize, and wear sunscreen you get less wrinkles, and thus look less like a wrinkly little gnome man. You are right about eating poorly though.

Being a fat gnome does have one advantage over being a twink. You don't get sexually harassed by creepy fags. Getting fat is a defense mechanism/trauma response, just like cutting is for women.
 
If you moisturize, and wear sunscreen you get less wrinkles, and thus look less like a wrinkly little gnome man. You are right about eating poorly though.

Being a fat gnome does have one advantage over being a twink. You don't get sexually harassed by creepy fags. Getting fat is a defense mechanism/trauma response, just like cutting is for women.
I don't disagree with you...
but this sounds like fat gnome cope
Keemstar is that you, buddy???
 
I don't disagree with you...
but this sounds like fat gnome cope
Keemstar is that you, buddy???
Edit: Ignore what I said previously. Yes, I am the fat gnome, killer Keemstar.

Anyone else really enjoying the Into The Pit series? I completely did not expect to like it since I'm not a 10 year old who likes FNAF, and I'm not a big fan of Cory, but it's fun. I think it's mostly because the game has a really good art style, and animations.
 
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Nah man, I haven't gotten to the fat gnome stage yet, my metabolism is too high, and I eat healthy.

Anyone else really enjoying the Into The Pit series? I completely did not expect to like it since I'm not a 10 year old who likes FNAF, and I'm not a big fan of Cory, but it's fun. I think it's mostly because the game has a really good art style, and animations.
Don't you change the god damn subject twinkie boy.
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Will they play and finish RE: Zero and Dark Souls 3? Zero is my favorite aside from 4 and it would be sick to see them do co-op on it, and DS3 is a great Souls game, but honestly not as easily letsplayed as 1 and 2
 
Will they play and finish RE: Zero and Dark Souls 3? Zero is my favorite aside from 4 and it would be sick to see them do co-op on it, and DS3 is a great Souls game, but honestly not as easily letsplayed as 1 and 2
I'm pretty sure Chris has said before that he really doesn't like DS3, so even if they do play it he'll probably be really bitchy about it. I thought they played RE:0 a while ago, I might be wrong though.
 
I'm pretty sure Chris has said before that he really doesn't like DS3, so even if they do play it he'll probably be really bitchy about it. I thought they played RE:0 a while ago, I might be wrong though.
I'm irritated with Chris over him ending the RE4 Remake early too because he didn't like it. But admittedly I'm a big fan of the remake.
Don't think I didn't notice you ignoring my previous enquiry though, but it's okay buddy
 
My favorite Zach and Tomar exchange I never hear anyone bring up is from I think the Skinwalker let's play? Tomar says something like "I think this game was made in Unreal engine" and Zach says "Your hugs and kisses are unreal". Always have trouble finding this one.
 
I'm still salty they tried kh3 with ding dong and Julian and didn't upload it because it was "boring"

I want more kh oneyplays.
 
I'm still salty they tried kh3 with ding dong and Julian and didn't upload it because it was "boring"

I want more kh oneyplays.
Funny I just came here to ask whats everyone’s favourite complete series to listen to in the background because I think at this point where I’m quoting mundane conversations from the KH1 + KH2 series it might be time to move on to something else

But that is fair about KH3 the first playthrough feels really floaty and boring, and also I don’t think Julian would have the means to play the game well either, I mean hell he played kh1 and 2 a lot but if you watch the LPs it feels like it is someone’s first time playing it

Edit: I’d prefer to see ding dong play more than anything just because he has that git gud mentality
 
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Anyone else really enjoying the Into The Pit series? I completely did not expect to like it since I'm not a 10 year old who likes FNAF, and I'm not a big fan of Cory, but it's fun. I think it's mostly because the game has a really good art style, and animations.
my opinion on Cory is he’s not as funny as sleepy cabin Cory, or when they did sonic hero’s I was entertained by Cory. Maybe I’ve watched too much oney plays I take breaks for months sometimes. Someone said in the thread before that they don’t like Cory’s degeneracy and I agree. There’s only so much of that cory does before it’s gross.
 
my opinion on Cory is he’s not as funny as sleepy cabin Cory, or when they did sonic hero’s I was entertained by Cory. Maybe I’ve watched too much oney plays I take breaks for months sometimes. Someone said in the thread before that they don’t like Cory’s degeneracy and I agree. There’s only so much of that cory does before it’s gross.
I unsubbed, and stopped watching for a couple months because I was tired of every series having Cory in it. I think I didn't mind Cory in the Into The Pit series because I hadn't watched anything with him in it for a while. I'm glad he has said he's going to tone down his spaz attacks.
 
really wished they revisited KH1 and 2 with someone who actually knows how to plays the games, or at least play the other ones. They're not good at it if they think KH1 hard mode is "impossible"
Yeah watching Julian play got infuriating at times because like I said it’s like it’s his first time playing a game he’s said he’s played a lot, he’s literally an X and Triangle masher when it came to the games, flashback to Ursula 1 fight where he didn’t use magic until the end of the fight basically, or the grim reaper 2 fight in Land of Pirates a fight DESIGNED for Blizzard and Thunder (both of these fights had big edited cuts in them as well)

I don’t see either games getting a re run though because the original LPs only really stand out due to the conversations and hypotheticals, having someone play that’s good at the game won’t really improve on what’s been done other then the viewer not getting pissed off watching someone not Hotkey any spells for the phantom fight (or hot key any spells other then cure) watch someone not freeze pirates in the moonlight, not even using magnet ever, not using summons ever etc

I’d like to see them do kh3 (post first completion) though with someone that’s good because there’s a lot of technical aspects of 3 that’s ignored by pretty much the entire player base that aren’t spedrunners

Edit: I’d also like to see Riku’s side of CoM, anything BBS would probably be lame because if you’ve played the game you know it’s just get square mine (whatever command it is) and the game is pretty much done from there
 
The dingdong and Julia era was my favorite oney plays era for how funny they both are, I felt like Chris was funnier too, oney now i feel like he doesn’t enjoy doing letsplays. Though Dd and J’s attitude deterred me from watching new ones they’re in, because you could tell they weren’t having fun. I remember being sad when my 2 lovley uncles left oneyplays. The kh2 let’s play they seemed in better spirits though. The dingdong drama with the cc left a sour taste in my mouth too.
 
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