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Hey guys, which version of the newest video do you think I should watch, I'm thinking the 4:3 version makes it more artistic, but I don't want to feel like I'm missing out on the other one
 
Cory is a horrible disgusting pervert that I wouldn't trust to babysit a child, however he is hysterical in his retardation and I enjoy watching his little brain sizzle around from the safety of my computer screen. He is Chris' own little pet idiot.
 
Are you telling me infamous schizophrenic autistic manchild and Newgrounds pornographer Cory Spazkid is a DEGENERATE who fucks trannies and likes PORN!?

WHAT THE FUCK BROS!? I THOUGHT ONEYPLAYS WAS HECCING BASED TRAD AND REDPILLED!?
 
Rachkien7 said:
I sure hope the Cory haters don't watch this and complain *again* about Cory.
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I don't hate him. He's definitely capable of ruining an entire series by being an insufferable degenerate who can't shut up about his porn addiction, but he can also be really funny. I'm just sick of how it feels like we've been nothing but Dave and Cory for months now, and was hoping with Sonic Unleashed and Graffiti Kingdom ending we'd finally get something else for a bit.

They also uploaded a version of this with a fixed aspect ratio.
 
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Hey guys, Cory here.
I hope you appreciate all the hard work I put into oneyplays and aren't saying anything bad about me in this thread :)
 
ultrawide.webp
can't wait for them to release the ultrawide cut
 
Worj said:
Hey guys, Cory here.
I hope you appreciate all the hard work I put into oneyplays and aren't saying anything bad about me in this thread :)
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We love and appreciate Cory in this thread because Cory loves us too.
 
No, fuck Cory. He's an autismo sperg, tranny fucker, porn addict and a faggot (no homo).
He was only funny on Sleepy Cabin and rarely on OneyPlays, when he is being made fun off or purposefully fucked with by someone else.
 
Logitech F310 Gamepad said:
No, fuck Cory. He's an autismo sperg, tranny fucker, porn addict and a faggot (no homo).
He was only funny on Sleepy Cabin and rarely on OneyPlays, when he is being made fun off or purposefully fucked with by someone else.
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Sounds like someone is jealous of the true sigma Cory grind

 
cory is great when the game is in the background and its the guys talking about whatever, the latest super mario vid is great because its an old game everyone knows.
cory sucks when he's talking about the game or they're playing something new.

nobody cares about cory being a dipshit, it's just 24 months of nonstop cory that sucks because hes so hit or miss.
24 months of literally anyone else would not be as grating.
 
RhoasJonas said:
I'll take the distilled autism of Cory over every episode needing to be Zach's workshop for bits.
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I get it, but there's a reason zach has a tv show and cory goons instead of working.
zach is consistenly funny, cory isn't.

the most viewed bits of oneyplays anything is ALWAYS a zach bit, they put him on the comp thumbnails because he gets views.
i get "ew normies" but you're not going to convince anyone zach bad because popular, cory good because unpopular.
 
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