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Ding Dong could be pretty funny, too bad he turned out to be so neurotic.
DD to me feels like someone who is funny but also got slapped around a lot as a kid, so he feels like he has to go nuclear whenever anyone makes any joke about him or anything. He is not secure in himself to just laugh shit off. This leads to endless crashouts and bridge burning. I have seen it in so many people over the years; endless paranoia about what someone actually meant about this or that. It's almost always some underlying shit that they are not dealing with, and it's exhausting to be around because either you buy into the delusion and become paranoid yourself or you have to go into endless arguments with the schizo. I wouldn't be surprised if that is the actual reason Chris stopped hanging out with them. Or at least it's a huge part of it.
 
Reddit still seethes to this day about Zach having the audacity to stick up for Jon tron back when destiny went after him. The oneyplays subreddit is very gay too, they got mad because they thought I did a heckin racism.
Don't forget letting KKK member Dog Walker appear on Smiling Friends.
 
for me, what made Ding dong work was that he was the closest thing Oneyplays had to a straight (lol) man before Tomar came and showed us all how it's done
 
I don't know if I ever said this before but I recently showed a friend multiple OneyPlays series'. What I notice is that Zach and the newer people are constantly talking and making jokes whereas in the DD&J era it was basically Chris playing games with some knowledgeable friends.
 
What an awful episode, Cory was in especially poor form. This was like GameGrumps level bad, worst part is you know they have at least 2 or 3 more episodes in the magazine.
 
I watch OneyPlays only for Zach, Tomar, and Chris. While Tomar is the one of the most reprehensible people in history, he's funnier than Cory.
Tomar simply exists to be bullied by the others for being the most normal of the group. It was pretty funny when he admitted to reading the tenchi muyo erotic fanfic
And always with hedge clippers

This was so fucking funny holy shit
The Leon Kennedy part is killing me
chris is the antagonist from clock tower
At the very least he went into a little detail about the previous place he moved to. I can believe that some guys are revving their trucks around and spray painting a place, and a place who would do a community movie night for (maybe) 'The Sound of Liberty' would probably give a gay interracial couple the sink eye. But for something like that to still happen after moving - he either has bad judgement for where he's moving to or has shit luck.

I think Wafting put it well;

Eight years ago we had furries and porn artists on Twitter thinking that right wing death squads were coming for them, and their "life saving medication" would be taken away only for that to not happen. If that's a bulk of his friends then some of that's going to rub off on him. Julian also also said that his mom sent him to conversion camp as a kid so he's probably wary.
i wish the conversion camp had worked
 
What an awful episode, Cory was in especially poor form. This was like GameGrumps level bad, worst part is you know they have at least 2 or 3 more episodes in the magazine.
it could have been tolerable with zach or tomar but mixing two gooners with a chinkslop game is like mixing bleach and ammonia
 
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New OneyPlays member confirmed
 
I feel personally attacked, even if admittedly yeah he is pretty damn flat

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In retaliation I present their doxxx phonebook

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