OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[Caesar Augustus]

I think he said his DNA was something like 98% Ashkenazi and 2% Anatolian, for what it's worth.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qUr1c3_sCDISpeaking of Jews, Adam starts talking about money and confronts Tomar about Jews being let's say financially savvy . Tomar's rebuttal is begging to be the intro of an Oneyplays compilation of every time Tomar was concerned with money because I know I can think of a few off the top of my head.

I've known a lot of Jews but I've never heard one sound this guilty about one of the Jewish stereotypes to the point he goes out of his way to show he's not stingy lmao. Usually they get offended about the stereotype but don't have any guilt attached about it.
It makes me wonder if his family was stereotypical in this way and it made him feel bad or something.
Or maybe Tomar is just a good guy... Or maybe that's what he wants us to think....

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Tomar is kind of a weird last name for a jew, especially for an Ashkenazi. If anything it sounds more like it came from one of those turkic jewish groups in eastern Europe and Asia. I looked it up once and it came up with some native american and indian shit so that can't be where it came from.
Anyway that's my autistic tangent over we can go back to calling Tomar evil now.

Feather head Tomar keeps smoke signals, not smoke stacks

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Tomar is kind of a weird last name for a jew, especially for an Ashkenazi. If anything it sounds more like it came from one of those turkic jewish groups in eastern Europe and Asia. I looked it up once and it came up with some native american and indian shit so that can't be where it came from.
Anyway that's my autistic tangent over we can go back to calling Tomar evil now.

Maybe he's like Chef Boyardee and his family changed their last name when they got to America, maybe their name was really bad

 

[lumrejington]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qUr1c3_sCDISpeaking of Jews, Adam starts talking about money and confronts Tomar about Jews being let's say financially savvy . Tomar's rebuttal is begging to be the intro of an Oneyplays compilation of every time Tomar was concerned with money because I know I can think of a few off the top of my head.

Cut to every instance of Tomar outraged and demanding Chris get refunded for the $2 he spent on some shitty game made in Unity.

 

[Seethecoper]

Maybe he's like Chef Boyardee and his family changed their last name when they got to America, maybe their name was really bad

Tlomlar

 

[Wooper]

Cut to every instance of Tomar outraged and demanding Chris get refunded for the $2 he spent on some shitty game made in Unity.

The line is
"84 cents?! You gave this FUCKER 84 cents?!"
- Joshua Tomar on Chris buying Fat Dude Simulator

 

[One_True_Yuri]

The line is
"84 cents?! You gave this guy 84 cents?!"

This is the closest a friend can be to a jew. When the jew demands his friend to get his money back because he cares about his finances

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Maybe he's like Chef Boyardee and his family changed their last name when they got to America, maybe their name was really bad

You'd think they'd change it to something more American sounding if that was the case

 

[Sincere Alien]

best of bullying Niall?

 

[One_True_Yuri]

best of bullying Niall?

the best is when they all laughed at him for falling over and then never stopped laughing at him

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Niall acts like he has actual brain damage sometimes

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

the best is when they all laughed at him for falling over and then never stopped laughing at him

I couldn't watch a Nials falling over compilation I'd have to put on something actually funny like Honest trailers

 

[Rick The Stick]

Niall acts like he has actual brain damage sometimes

He got fired from a job at a department store because he crawled into a clothes rack, took a nap through his whole shift, and when he crawled out he ended up looking up his managers skirt. You might be right.

 

[Coalescence]

Niall acts like he has actual brain damage sometimes

He got fired from a job at a department store because he crawled into a clothes rack, took a nap through his whole shift, and when he crawled out he ended up looking up his managers skirt. You might be right.

Never forget that Niall was originally going to Medical School to be a doctor.

 

[Liechtenstein]

I've known a lot of Jews but I've never heard one sound this guilty about one of the Jewish stereotypes to the point he goes out of his way to show he's not stingy lmao. Usually they get offended about the stereotype but don't have any guilt attached about it.
It makes me wonder if his family was stereotypical in this way and it made him feel bad or something.
Or maybe Tomar is just a good guy... Or maybe that's what he wants us to think....

sikh jews are the only good ones

 

[One_True_Yuri]

sikh jews are the only good ones

I thought Tomar was a Deepwater Jew

 

[30+GameOvers]

Not gonna lie, looking at the older episodes, some of them were really bad. Very similar to Game Grumps, glad Oney got the new modern crew together and at least made his own brand of videos going forward.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

I thought Tomar was a Deepwater Jew

Tomar better stay away from that Missouri water, lest he become a Water Jew.

 

[Blindeye]

Not gonna lie, looking at the older episodes, some of them were really bad. Very similar to Game Grumps, glad Oney got the new modern crew together and at least made his own brand of videos going forward.

Sometimes I get in the mood to revisit some DD+J videos, and then Matt Watson or Arin Hanson pop in and I have to turn it off