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[Ser Prize]

Tomar sounds extra Jewy in this one

Now they GOTTA announce an early access date. They just GOTTA, now!

Holy shit Lyle is actually funny here.

 

[Seethecoper]

Which Oneyplays cast member would YOU let blow your back out?

 

[Bruce Campbell's Chin]

Holy shit Lyle is actually funny here.

Lyle is always the funniest guest though?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Which Oneyplays cast member would YOU let blow your back out?

Definitely Nostalgia Critic, but the absolute top tier would be Nostalgia Critic blowing out Tom Fulp's back

 

[Angry Muda]

I think the cast is suffering from dementia because I swore I heard Chris talking about cutting off his callus and other stories they mentioned

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

After a Kiwi posted that “best of dead air” comp, I’m still waiting for a fan “best of farts, burps, hiccups, and other immature potty noises” comp. Ding Dong era stuff mixed with random new bits could make a glorious compilation. Just imagine:

OneyPlays Farts/Burps/Body noises 0 -2025 AD

Oneyplays really fell off since the Pax Romana ended

 

[Dirty Mattress]

I think the cast is suffering from dementia because I swore I heard Chris talking about cutting off his callus and other stories they mentioned

It might be because this video was recorded three years ago. You can cross reference it with the youtube videos they show when they put the FFVII music on. Does anyone know if this is the longest they sat on a video before posting it?

 

[Joshua Cohen Mohnstein]

I think the cast is suffering from dementia because I swore I heard Chris talking about cutting off his callus and other stories they mentioned

It might be because this video was recorded three years ago. You can cross reference it with the youtube videos they show when they put the FFVII music on. Does anyone know if this is the longest they sat on a video before posting it?

Chris first mentions it in part 6 of the Super Mario Galaxy playthrough around 3:20 or around 1:44:40 in the complete series. That episode was uploaded mid October of 2020, likely recorded much earlier, so he may've forgotten about mentioning it on the show years later

 

[Seethecoper]

It might be because this video was recorded three years ago. You can cross reference it with the youtube videos they show when they put the FFVII music on. Does anyone know if this is the longest they sat on a video before posting it?

They mentioned that RoboCop game, and that came out at the end of 2023. If they played that and recorded the day it came out, that's like 2 years and 3 months

 

[Blindeye]

Chris unironically has a secret vault of longer Zach episodes to release during droughts, there's probably gold in there we'll never even see at all

 

[I_Lurk_Here]

Which Oneyplays cast member would YOU let blow your back out?

Veronica.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Which Oneyplays cast member would YOU let blow your back out?

idk but I wanna take a shit on egoraptors face

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

Veronica.

Specify it was before she had LSmark residue

 

[Quintex96]

>long hiatus
>releasing old recorded content
Ode to Zach imminent

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

>long hiatus
>releasing old recorded content
Ode to Zach imminent

Nah it's just January. Something about ad revenue being very bad this month in particular that for some reason means it's better to release only a few videos this month. Also Chris visits his family for a while this time of year so he can't record. Thus digging into the backlog for those few videos.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

I'm really glad tomar got on Lyle's misinformation on wario spinning his arms. LYLE'S A FUCKING IDIOT

 

[Spark the Electric Jester]

Which Oneyplays cast member would YOU let blow your back out?

Cory, if it meant he might draw porn for me.

 

[SoberHeart]

Which Oneyplays cast member would YOU let blow your back out?

Chris is extremely attractive and i'm not saying this sarcastically, if he wasn't a pape inside-out Nigger he'd be marriage material

 

[Spark the Electric Jester]

Chris is extremely attractive and i'm not saying this sarcastically, if he wasn't a pape inside-out Nigger he'd be marriage material

As a gayfag, here's my ranking of the boys by attractiveness:

#1 - Cory (he's my type)
#2 - Ultra Adam (cutie pie)
#3 - Dave (my little slave)
#4 - Tomar (hunk)
#5 - Chris (average guy)
#6 - Lyle (because of the rat holocaust)
#7 - Zach (he's actually pretty ugly)

whos ur least favorite cast member?

Zach. He's funny on his own, and he's great in Smiling Friends, but his jokes have become the same shit over and over and it's getting grating.


Don't get me wrong, I don't hate him, I think he's pretty great, but he's starting to fall into the same one-note pitfall Lyle tends to suffer from.

 

[SoberHeart]

whos ur least favorite cast member?

Lyle, he's just not very interesting or funny and I'm saying this as a SBN3 fan. Lyle and Tomar episodes have been the only one's I've gone out of my way to avoid. Lyle has always felt like a 'Not-Mick' for me because they're basically the same people in my head. God, I fucking miss Stamper. I should move to Pennsylvania and stalk him.

As a Fag who is willing to damn my eternal soul to Hell, here's my ranking of the boys by attractiveness:

I think the only other one's I'd say I find objectively attractive are Zach and Dave. I don't like facial hair in general though, but the older I become, the harder it will be to get what I want, but that's probably true of everyone with everything