OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[SoberHeart]

tomar is wholesome doe

I don't mind Tomar, but having two straightmen and a babbling infant in the same room is effectively a charisma black hole. I don't really care about video games enough to sit through it.

 

[Spark the Electric Jester]

I think the only other one's I'd say I find objectively attractive are Zach and Dave.

Bruh Zach is ugly, like actually fucked up looking. He always looks pallid, and his nose is as thin as a razor blade.

 

[Conan]

his nose is as thin as a razor blade.

its called being white

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

would you rather let all the oneyplays cast members blow your back out or kill God?

 

[SoberHeart]

would you rather let all the oneyplays cast members blow your back out or kill God?

Hm, sex with seven successful men and Lyle, or damn my eternal soul?

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Hm, sex with seven successful men and Lyle, or damn my eternal soul?

yeah but it has to be up the ass

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I’m still convinced the death screams in the game were Lyle screaming in editing and not from the game itself.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Bruh Zach is ugly, like actually fucked up looking. He always looks pallid, and his nose is as thin as a razor blade.
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He has had stage 4 brain cancer for DECADES now. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!1111!!

 

[Seethecoper]

would you rather let all the oneyplays cast members blow your back out or kill God?

I'd rather get my back blown out, then ask God to make me forget

 

[Coalescence]

They need to start uploading videos again IMMEDIATELY. I don't think this thread can withstand getting any gayer.

 

[Slumbie]

#3 - Dave (my little slave)

For starters, Tomar is clearly the best option. But also I don't know how people can find Dave attractive, he's so... Greasy.

Then I remember that there's literally hundreds of images of Dave drawn as a catboy. The Newgrounds scene is hell these days.

Spoiler: The Creation of Catboy Dave,

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

fucking miss Stamper

You probably could house him if you let him OD a little as a treat

 

[Rick The Stick]

I think one of the funniest things they've ever done on the channel was in the DD&J era when they played Mario 64 and replaced the SFX with Chris noises. That fuckin "OOOF" sound he makes lives in my rent free with Chubo Kuay.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Zach. He's funny on his own, and he's great in Smiling Friends, but his jokes have become the same shit over and over and it's getting grating.


Don't get me wrong, I don't hate him, I think he's pretty great, but he's starting to fall into the same one-note pitfall Lyle tends to suffer from.

How much of this do you think is him intentionally restricting himself so he doesn't say something objectively funny and piss off a bunch of people who call Adult Swim and get him canceled? He's got a much larger target on his back than any of the other boys and by this point has likely had hours of "media training" for this exact thing.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Now they GOTTA announce an early access date. They just GOTTA, now!

CALLED IT

 

[One_True_Yuri]

BABY'S BORED
BABY WANTS MORE ONEY PLAYS

 

[Magnum Magazine]

BABY'S BORED
BABY WANTS MORE ONEY PLAYS

SORRY BABY JANUARY GIVES NO MONEY AT DADDY'S BIG BOY JOB AND DADDY DOESN'T HAVE ANY ONEYPLAYS RECORDED FOR YOU ANYWAY MAYBE I CAN BRING HOME A PIZZA INSTEAD WOULD BABY LIKE A PIZZA?

 

[One_True_Yuri]

SORRY BABY JANUARY GIVES NO MONEY AT DADDY'S BIG BOY JOB AND DADDY DOESN'T HAVE ANY ONEYPLAYS RECORDED FOR YOU ANYWAY MAYBE I CAN BRING HOME A PIZZA INSTEAD WOULD BABY LIKE A PIZZA?

BABY WANTS BIG BANANA SPLIT AND MORE ONEY PLAYS COMPS NOW
RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

 

[RhoasJonas]

BABY'S BORED
BABY WANTS MORE ONEY PLAYS

3 more Chris/Dave/Cory playthroughs you say?
Your wish is granted.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

3 more Chris/Dave/Cory playthroughs you say?
Your wish is granted.

And they are playing Sonic gooner fangames?? Cory is gonna shine bright on this one