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[Super Malario]

Chris is so fat that his spinal column is collapsing.

He shat one of his discs out.
His disc is out there.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

I can't wait for them to play the new Tamadachi game lol something tells me it's going to be super damn funny. Chris Corey, Zach and Tomar would be the dream team.

 

[Joshua Cohen Mohnstein]

I don't know who else would. I can't imagine many Millenial/Zoomer males are buying plushies depicting gross 35 year-old men who scream and make vaporware for a living. It must either be a production company thing or else plushes are really cheap merch since I'm pretty convinced Oneyplays is the last bastion for Straight White Males.

I would...

 

[Lion of Yehuda]

I would...

Drilling a hole in the Cory plush and pressing the voicebox button to make it say "This... Is... EPIIIIIIIIIC" as you climax

 

[Angry Muda]

late response but you guys are actual oney casuals if you couldn't figure out what these were when you saw it

 

[Joshua Cohen Mohnstein]

Drilling a hole in the Cory plush and pressing the voicebox button to make it say "This... Is... EPIIIIIIIIIC" as you climax

*rips out 15 inch fleshlight from cory plush*

*gallons of cum spill out onto the floor, permanently destroying varnish of mid-century traditional colonial flooring*

"Oops! Did I do that?"

 

[NewFagWhore]

Is this the first ever goy-bomb they’ve dropped?

 

[mentally retarded user]

(Disclaimer: I am collecting all of these fan edits straight into Null's media server.)

 

[White Slaad]

Is this the first ever goy-bomb they’ve dropped?

"Spoony is not a Goy."
That quote by Chris occupies the space of my brain that should have my mother's birthday. I think it was in the Channel Awesome SA (as in Sexual Assault) with Harry Partridge.

 

[Jimmy Nightcock]

They're back again

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Today I went to a new-ish Mediterranean place and saw a guy who was the spitting image of Armenian Cory. It was insane how close he looked in the face exact same facial hair and eyebrows, same lips, the nose and face puffiness of the edit brought about by this guy being quite fat... he even had glasses. I guess this means he really looked like Cory, but he was closer to the edit which is hilarious. I really wanted to take a picture somehow, but the fact it's the face made that a hard task to do with any stealth. I guess Godspeed to random Armenian Cory lookalike who briefly passed by my life... he was with a girl who seemingly had a matching Pokemon shirt to his own, so remember that even those to whom the LA air does not agree can find love!

 

[whatsupwthat]

he was with a girl who seemingly had a matching Pokemon shirt to his own, so remember that even those to whom the LA air does not agree can find love!

So you're telling me Armenian Cory can pull real girls while the real Cory has to settle for dating troons? Lol, lmao even.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

hayerchads keep winning, missouricucks stay losing

 

[Brap God]

So you're telling me Armenian Cory can pull real girls while the real Cory has to settle for dating troons? Lol, lmao even.

Let's not be hasty, can we be certain that Armenian Cory's gf wasn't packing?

 

[Intel® Core™2 Duo E8400]

So you're telling me Armenian Cory can pull real girls while the real Cory has to settle for dating troons? Lol, lmao even.

I know a dude who looks so much like Armenian Cory that the first time I sent him an AC meme, he asked when was that taken and whose car is that. He does have a big titty goth gf and is currently living the dream.

Ergo, Cory is not Armenian enough to be pulling hot babes. Or it's just that ladies find bionicle autism irresistible while sonic autism terrifies them