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[Protonigga Stole My Mail]

He's Arin but swap out his poorly fettered desire for cock to a blatant and constant desire for furry anything.

Then add the desire for cock back in, but 3x it. He loves cock, and that's a fact.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Speaking of Oneygays with fags... It's my time to shine. -Nooky Man
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Idk if they've been posted before but here's some sleepycabin classics I archived.

Spoiler: NSFW CONTENT

[improvable]_the_fucksons (720p) (1).mp4
[improvable]_gay_bros (720p).mp4
[improvable]_roaches (720p).mp4

Zach throwing wild shit into the improv that just derails it is a really nice bit. Very classic. Vintage.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Then add the desire for cock back in, but 3x it. He loves cock, and that's a fact.

What a lifetime of pornography does to a motherfucker.

 

[Rick The Stick]

squig physics

The BLOATLORD has appeared

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

FUCK

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

okay this is actually squig physics

 

[Joshua Cohen Mohnstein]

ask a corytroon to tell you why they think cory is funny they'll send you endless sharty AI slop of armenian cory but never any clips of jokes or anecdotes from cory because they don't exist.

FAGGOT
- Sonic impressions
- Coryisms
- Father and Missouri boyhood stories
- Chris Chan voice
- Speaking a text roleplay out loud
- Editor request
- Autism fits
- Yelling slurs
- Clever wordplay
- I Love Being a Teenager in 2006

He does have of plenty of shite moments sure, but to say he has nothing is flat out UNTRUE. And I don't want to hear "uh nuh those are unfunny." That's 100% subjective. In the recent videos too he's cut down on the porn, rage, and slurring nonsense that Cory-haters seem to believe that's all he is.

I'll accept an apology now, sir

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

I kinda liked him more when he constantly said crazy shit nowadays he's just a less funny dave

 

[Midwit]

okay this is actually squig physics

Wat da zog, it's got squig physics.

 

[Conan]

FAGGOT
- Sonic impressions
- Coryisms
- Father and Missouri boyhood stories
- Chris Chan voice
- Speaking a text roleplay out loud
- Editor request
- Autism fits
- Yelling slurs
- Clever wordplay
- I Love Being a Teenager in 2006

He does have of plenty of shite moments sure, but to say he has nothing is flat out UNTRUE. And I don't want to hear "uh nuh those are unfunny." That's 100% subjective. In the recent videos too he's cut down on the porn, rage, and slurring nonsense that Cory-haters seem to believe that's all he is.

I'll accept an apology now, sir

Sonic impressions

only made tolerable by the prodding of others

Coryisms

being retarded isn't a joke

Father and Missouri boyhood stories

1 story from all of sleepycabin (more than a decade ago btw) that is only made tolerable by the prodding of others

Chris Chan voice

zach and chris do it better, going "hmm" a chris chan impression does not make.

Speaking a text roleplay out loud

every one else does this better

Editor request

every one else does this better

Autism fits

not a joke, an anecdote, or funny. only made tolerable by the prodding of others.

Yelling slurs

every one else does this better

Clever wordplay

555-come-on-now

And I don't want to hear "uh nuh those are unfunny."

"2016 ghostbusters was GOOD you just have SHIT taste"

sorry not funny.

thank you for outlining precisely why troonfugger 9000 isn't funny, it saved me much effort.
I accept your and every other corytroons' concession.

PS: all of this is objective fact because every video with literally anyone else gets an order of magnitude more views.
The American people reject your missouran retard.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

nah cory is funny but he needs to be wrangled

 

[Zalvert]

- Sonic impressions
- Coryisms
- Father and Missouri boyhood stories
- Chris Chan voice

He very rarely does these.

- Editor request
- Autism fits
- Yelling slurs

He does these WAY too much.

 

[Joshua Cohen Mohnstein]

PS: all of this is objective fact because every video with literally anyone else gets an order of magnitude more views.
The American people reject your missouran retard.

Ev&doe he was in the AI vids which were some of the most viewed Oneyplays vids of all time that weren't complete series/compilations

Anyways, I'm right and you're wrong, go back to quoting the same five Zach videos from 7 years ago, next question

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Regardless, why is it that all the "cool guys" of Sleepycabin era either ended up as politispergs like Jeffy B (and Lyle to a lesser extent even though he was just a guest) or either estranged weirdos (Stamper, Mick, Shadman).

 

[Conan]

go back to quoting the same five Zach videos from 7 years ago

says man still talking about water people from 1 sleepycast video from eleven years ago

istenem!

 

[Joshua Cohen Mohnstein]

says man still talking about water people from 1 sleepycast video from eleven years ago

I did NOT bring that up, that was someone else

deh-yu

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

ask a zach/tomar enjoyer to show why zach/tomar is funny and they'll send you hours of funny OP highlights, sleepycast stories, and their mainstream successes.
ask a corytroon to tell you why they think cory is funny they'll send you endless sharty AI slop of armenian cory but never any clips of jokes or anecdotes from cory because they don't exist.

make of this what you will.

Ah yes the recurring fantasy where someone asks an OneyPlays fan their opinion on OneyPlays.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

Ah yes the recurring fantasy where someone asks an OneyPlays fan their opinion on OneyPlays.

I wouldn't call that a fantasy. Probably happens on special-ed school playgrounds every day.

 

[Brap God]

Arguing over your favorite retard being funny whilst claiming the other retard you don't like being unfunny is gayer than Cory's love for tranny cock.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

What's the worst host then

 

[Blindeye]

What's the worst host then

Matt Watson