OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Matt Watson

his face pisses me off but idk if he's quite that bad

 

[Liechtenstein]

What's the worst host then

Cousin Bunkus

 

[Antinous_]

What's the worst host then

Easily Lyle. He doesn't really fit the group dynamic imo.

 

[RhoasJonas]

What's the worst host then

The one time kirbopher was on.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

Ah yes the recurring fantasy where someone asks an OneyPlays fan their opinion on OneyPlays.

"Alright shithead, you have 30 seconds to explain to me who the best and worst Oneyplays cast members are, or else I'm going to blow your brains out. And if you try to show me any AI videos, you're fucking dead."

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

tomar comes up to you with a gun and asks you to fuck marry kill cory dave and adam
who do you choose?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Fuck Tomar, marry gun, kill Cory Dave and Adam

 

[The Lawgiver]

He does these WAY too much.

he should do them more just to annoy you specifically you fucking niOOOOK OOOKK AAAAA!!!

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"Alright shithead, you have 30 seconds to explain to me who the best and worst Oneyplays cast members are, or else I'm going to blow your brains out. And if you try to show me any AI videos, you're fucking dead."

kill everyone and spare sneakers o toole

 

[McMitch]

Cory will never be funnier than the revelation his step dad is in the newgrounds spirit science cult.

 

[Brap God]

Cory will never be funnier than the revelation his step dad is in the newgrounds spirit science cult.

Or that Tomar helped kickstart the cult.

 

[Yarizuiiii]

* gulps* guys... maybe debating who the best and worst cast members are in a friend group who plays games in free vids online MIGHT be the gayest shit you could possibly do

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

ask a zach/tomar enjoyer to show why zach/tomar is funny and they'll send you hours of funny OP highlights, sleepycast stories, and their mainstream successes.
ask a corytroon to tell you why they think cory is funny they'll send you endless sharty AI slop of armenian cory but never any clips of jokes or anecdotes from cory because they don't exist.

make of this what you will.

Right off the top of my head I can recall Cory freaking out over the Xbox dpad, Jim describing why Kickassia is better than To Boldly Flee and summing up his thoughts by saying, “one is truly a masterpiece, the other is truly the master’s piece,” him describing his own resident evil game that starts at the zoo and involves a gorilla exploding into a bunch of bees that release the T-Virus, “how can you have a famine when there’s, uh, ground everywhere?” a lot of his drawings for slightly artistic, especially Easter island head Cloud with his butter knife, the cd holder story, handing the controller to Jeff during a boss battle in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and his response to Pooh and Piglet trying to commission him for porn.