Plagued Onion Farms and other KF Splinter Sites - Watch Kiwi Farms members slapfighting in this thread

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I think a Kiwi Farms-like site with an international focus is not fundamentally a terrible idea. I'd be interested in reading, I dunno, stories about corruption in the roadbuilding sector in Siberia, or about weird failsons of Mexican cartel bosses or something. In Kengle's case, there are two problems:

1) He has some bizarre definiton of a "lolcow country". Large population... significant proportion of population in the entertainment sector and a tendency to spill their spaghetti... What the fuck?

2) Who asked for this?! No one else on his forum shares his autistic interest in "lolcow countries", the site is for obsessing over Null and talking with that schizo Ashley or whatever her name is.

(well and also 3: he's too autistic to actually get anything done, but that goes without saying)
 
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Something Awful said:
Large population... significant proportion of population in the entertainment sector
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In an way, it kind of makes sense. But this would only leave him with America and an handful of European countries. In fact, all that was in those boards were an hand full of threads about some random celebrities and the occasional news article.


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He has some bizarre definiton of a "lolcow country".
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India is an lolcow country that he never really capitalized on, unfortunately.


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Who asked for this?! No one else on his forum shares his autistic interest in "lolcow countries",
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But seriously, I just thought that he was actually going senile when he listed an section for Antarctica
 
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I just want to say I hate when they remodel the site without really saying anything its so frustrating that I just end up going to my post history to find the threads I actually frequent.
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This is exactly why everyone left to go to the lolcow splinter myself included. Kengle just did and still does stupid shit without telling anyone until too late. Hence everyone would be pissed at him and he would try to defend it.
 
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Urghhh just this small portion makes my eyes bleed. Instead of changing the site's logo and colors every five seconds he should make it at least viewable without wanting to gouge your own eyes out.
 
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90% of any given week's posts are Ashley Hutsell yammering about that guy she totally hates (Karl) or tattling about posts I've made, generally yawns result since literally no one but her thinks we're the same person, or that Karl is totally a neo-nazi pederast. I've talked in DM with him a handful of times and he comes across as pretty normal, certainly saner than Ms. Ashley seems to be.
 
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Urghhh just this small portion makes my eyes bleed. Instead of changing the site's logo and colors every five seconds he should make it at least viewable without wanting to gouge your own eyes out.
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I don't know what you're talking about. Watching the lunatic changes Kengle makes to OF's layout is by far the most entertaining thing about the website. Each change is like a retarded child, special and incomprehensible in its own wildly unique way
 
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El Santo! said:
90% of any given week's posts are Ashley Hutsell yammering about that guy she totally hates (Karl) or tattling about posts I've made, generally yawns result since literally no one but her thinks we're the same person, or that Karl is totally a neo-nazi pederast. I've talked in DM with him a handful of times and he comes across as pretty normal, certainly saner than Ms. Ashley seems to be.
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You know, I knew that her response to this would be more tattling about my post, greeted by, once again, yawns, and bullshit insults towards the object of her fascination, @Karl der Grosse , but the nazi-praise she sprinkled in along with it came as a real surprise. I did Nazi that coming. She's such a predictable moron. But she did once praise Weev, and she's obsessed with joining neo-Nazi forums, so here we are.

Commenting on your obvious and sick psycho-social behavior and fixations doesn't make me Karl, you fatass lunatic, just mildly observant.
 
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3: he's too autistic to actually get anything done
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Oh he get's stuff done... when his ADHD kicks in for the 85734873th time and he'll randomly change shit up for literally no fucking reason.

idk why he even has jannies... they must be sick and tired of his random "BORED NOW!" outbursts that make him change things in an instant. Most of the time his users just respond with "... but y tho?"
 
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Thanks to the lovely Ashley Hutsell (current sock here: @dagimp) , who loves having her dox hosted there almost as much as she loves reading/posting on Stormfront and minimizing Communist atrocities or insisting that sticking her tongue up her husband's chocolate pocket to tickle his prostate is the most hetero thing imaginable. That's unsanitary, Ash, you could get worms from that. I hope you get dysentery.
 
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Kengle has doubled down on his love quest for fresh autistic bussy on the splinter with these two visually stunning logos.
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This can only herald HIV positive growth for the burger boiling retard and his forums
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>Neurodiversity
Couldn't even use the true and honest onion for it.
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scathefire said:
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Urghhh just this small portion makes my eyes bleed. Instead of changing the site's logo and colors every five seconds he should make it at least viewable without wanting to gouge your own eyes out.
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Ah... Time 4 Guillotines. A man that loves to act holier then thou and say he is better than those mean ol' Kiwi's but at the same time says that Corey Barnhill masturbating to nine year old's getting raped and sending CP to sexual abuse victims is "Based as fuck" and also believes every word that Fat Ashley wrote in her fail dox of me and has made me into the object of his sexual fixation. Once a week he sends me sexual harassing DM's talking about how he wants to rape me and so on. He has become as obsessed with me as Fat Ashley is with @Taco Santo! and @Karl der Grosse.
 
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