Plagued Onion Farms and other KF Splinter Sites - Watch Kiwi Farms members slapfighting in this thread

Rich Evans Apologist said:
I never really got mad at Kengel through all of this. I kindof pity him, really.

Still funny as fuck, though.
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He's a dickhead. He was given every opportunity not to be a complete lolcow and avoided every single one. His first ban was a mercy ban, but he continued to tard out in a completely unrestrained manner, while simultaneously boiling goddamn hamburgers.
 
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FunPosting101 said:
I haven't even read most of this thread, I'm just here to watch Dynastia have a spergout because somebody stole some of his shitposts.
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It's not a spergout to be reasonably and understandably upset that a degenerate fucking memethief just copies an entire OP that I spent many hours working hard on and then posts it on a different forum without even crediting me as the author, you'd be "sperging out" too if it happened to you.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's a dickhead. He was given every opportunity not to be a complete lolcow and avoided every single one.
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It's that same sort of feeling one gets for CWC. Autism don't excuse it, they're still a right piece of work, but maybe if things had panned out a little differently, they'd be able to take a step back, realize they were being stupid, recalibrate.

And much like Chris becoming a horrorshow was funny, Kengel getting mad at the fact that he farted on his website is funny.
Dyn said:
It's not a spergout to be reasonably and understandably upset that a degenerate fucking memethief just copies an entire OP that I spent many hours working hard on and then posts it on a different forum without even crediting me as the author, you'd be "sperging out" too if it happened to you.
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So much work was done in the secret libtard discords and private messages to help you out, too. And that guy didn't feel a shred of remorse just stealing your original content.
 
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Dyn said:
It's not a spergout to be reasonably and understandably upset that a degenerate fucking memethief just copies an entire OP that I spent many hours working hard on and then posts it on a different forum without even crediting me as the author, you'd be "sperging out" too if it happened to you.
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You need to make sure that motherfucker pays. Like ends up in something like the Funkytown video. So he knows exactly what happens when you fuck with an abbo. This is legitimate legal advice from a real, licensed lawyer.
 
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AnOminous said:
You need to make sure that motherfucker pays. Like ends up in something like the Funkytown video. So he knows exactly what happens when you fuck with an abbo. This is legitimate legal advice from a real, licensed lawyer.
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All I'm going to say outside of Minecraft is that he's lucky the soy-drinking nannystate airliners got so scared by 9/11 they won't let me bring my war spears on board an international flight anymore.
 
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Since OF may not have much time left I'm just gonna leave this here anyways

I saw @Dom Cruise at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you did in the 2000s?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “2000? 2000? 2000?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like two thousand Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any SJW infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
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MooseGump said:
Since OF may not have much time left I'm just gonna leave this here anyways

I saw @Dom Cruise at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you did in the 2000s?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “2000? 2000? 2000?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like two thousand Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any SJW infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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ngl that's a pretty heckin' cute and valid story.
 
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