Plagued Onion Farms and other KF Splinter Sites - Watch Kiwi Farms members slapfighting in this thread

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I present to you the Onion cast episode 3. Thankfully, I was able to download it before it got deleted. It's absolutely gloriously embarrassing. Their global moderator...
Anne Hathaway got so embarrassingly drunk that Ken had to delete it.
 
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jimboboiii said:
I have no idea why it's like that. Even the default xenforo theme mogs this shit.
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It actually used to have an at least half-decent color palette. But Kengle, being a colorblind autistic retard, deliberately broke it and turned it into that hideous garbage they have now.
 
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MegaVolt said:
I present to you the Onion cast episode 3. Thankfully, I was able to download it before it got deleted. It's absolutely gloriously embarrassing. Their global moderator...
Anne Hathaway got so embarrassingly drunk that Ken had to delete it.
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Wait, is that real, for real?
God damn....
Reminds me of EDcast when ezpz tried wrangling few ED retards to host a podcast but everyone just showed up drunk or high.
 
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jimboboiii said:
I have no idea why it's like that. Even the default xenforo theme mogs this shit.
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I think autism and colorblindness go together sometimes. I can't believe that hamburger boiling idiot replaced the actually half-decent theme someone made for him with that disgusting eye-raping garbage.
 
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I present to you the Onion cast episode 3.
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...They have a podcast? Why?? How does talking about current events help promote a site that revolves entirely around alogging this one? The banner is low-res, though that just might be my computer.

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They like to mock this place for every little glitch but Ken has obviously convinced himself that just copying Null in every way outside of his moderation means he has the same numbers. He's spent so much time on it without ever knowing what he wants it to be.
 
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Vect said:
...They have a podcast? Why?? How does talking about current events help promote a site that revolves entirely around alogging this one? The banner is low-res, though that just might be my computer.

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They like to mock this place for every little glitch but Ken has obviously convinced himself that just copying Null in every way outside of his moderation means he has the same numbers. He's spent so much time on it without ever knowing what he wants it to be.
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The podcast was completely disbanded. Apparently there was a lot of infighting.
 
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Me:

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Onion Farms users literally every single time for some reason:

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(Including when they read this.)


(I still love you, though.)
 
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I know he contributes to like 90% of the posts on the website but Onion farms would genuinely be a lot more readable if they just banned that edgelord faggot Crimson Fucker
 
Racial Slurs the Movie said:
I know he contributes to like 90% of the posts on the website but Onion farms would genuinely be a lot more readable if they just banned that edgelord faggot Crimson Fucker
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Hard disagree, that's easily the best poster on the site.
 
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Hard disagree, that's easily the best poster on the site.
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Nah, he's way too desperate to be seen as the 'cool kid' of their tiny little fiefdom, someone like Bear Hammer is way more funny cuz you only need one or two posts of his before it becomes blindingly clear why he's banned.

Crimson is such a try hard that it just comes off as pathetic.
 
Somehow, with no warning whatsoever, Onionfarms became center stage for Joshua Ryne Goldberg's sudden return, disgracing all with his extreme mental retardation. I already documented all of it thus far here and here, so I'll just repost the pics related to OF proper.

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Note that Goldberg is lying about not being a nonce (surprised? me neither).
Here’s the blogpost where he defends it.

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Not sure if this is worth crossposting here, but Kengle had the bright idea of making @Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey, a retarded schizophrenic who recently made up schizo claims about Josh being in contact with a child predator because her username was changed, a janny for his eye-sore of a site.
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Zoey's sweeping for Kengle now :story:
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Schizoid Wife said:
Not sure if this is worth crossposting here, but Kengle had the bright idea of making @Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey, a retarded schizophrenic who recently made up schizo claims about Josh being in contact with a child predator because her username was changed, a janny for his eye-sore of a site.
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Death to this hamburger boiling idiot.
 
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