Step 1: Buy Lipton onion soup mix.
Step 2: Soup isn't much of a meal. You want a
meal.
Step 3: Dip sounds good, but you want food, not chips.
Step 4: Buy a crock pot and make a pot roast.
Ingredients:
- About 2 lbs of lean beef. The package will contain a chunk of cow and the words "roast". You don't care which cut of meat it is. Do not accidentally buy pork.
- One package Lipton onion soup mix
- A couple yellow onions, chopped
- Cooking oil (like canola)
- Salt and pepper to taste
- Put a bit of cooking oil in a pan and brown the roast in it on all sides. Do this on medium-high heat. Do it quickly to sear the roast. It should not look red anywhere.
- Dump your chopped onions in the bottom of the crock pot.
- Place the roast on top. The onions are there to flavor it and keep it up off the bottom.
- Combine the onion soup mix with a cup of water, then pour over your roast and into the crock pot. Crock pots always need some liquid in them to function.
- Liberally salt and pepper the roast on the exposed sides.
- Turn the crock pot on low. You'll be cooking it for about 6 hours.
Around hour 4, quickly turn the roast over and salt/pepper the newly exposed side. Resist the urge to open the crock pot every ten minutes. If you're feeling fancy, you can toss in eight small potatoes, a handful of baby carrots, and some short sticks of celery. You can eat them along with the roast.
After 6 hours, take out the roast and any vegetables (assuming the vegetables are done). If you want, you can strain all the solids out of the broth in the bottom and make gravy.
Gravy:
- Heat the broth in a saucepan until it is bubbling. You can thicken it with cornstarch or flour. (Pro tip: put the flour or cornstarch into a small cup and add a few tablespoons of water. Stir it thoroughly before adding to the hot broth. This will help prevent lumps.)
- Pour your thickener mixture in slowly, while stirring the broth.
- Once it is all mixed in, take off the heat. You should have gravy.
Slice roast. It should be easy to cut. Top with gravy. Eat with vegetables.
This is some of the easiest food you will ever make. You just have to plan ahead and start in the morning if you want it ready for dinner.
Crock pots are awesome.