🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Fuck It We'll Do It Live said:
Uber has banned Brian (with an i) Risso:
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But he tipped the tab...:(
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But he has yet to be banned from Lyft and whatever local taxi companies still exist in Seattle.
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
I am more amaze at how completely devoid of muscle his upper body is. It is like his arms, shoulders or chest have ever seen physical activity or even any testosterone.
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He'll never do it but I want to see the results from his bloodwork and a hormone test. He's definitely low testosterone but yet he acts so smug and confident with a bottle of Jaeger in his system.
 
Agares said:
But he has yet to be banned from Lyft and whatever local taxi companies still exist in Seattle.

He'll never do it but I want to see the results from his bloodwork and a hormone test. He's definitely low testosterone but yet he acts so smug and confident with a bottle of Jaeger in his system.
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He’ll get banned from Lyft even quicker. There are still taxi companies but it will take a lot longer to get pickups. If he wasn’t so fat and drunk he could just walk down to the Totem Lake plaza, it’s not far for a normal person. But soon enough he will get fully trespassed from the property. It’s the PNW so people are overly tolerant of antisocial behavior but those apartments around there are extremely expensive and enough people will get tired of the fat dude getting blackout drunk on Jager yelling nigger carrying a Bluetooth speaker spamming “seven hundred seventy seven nonadecillion” over and over at midnight.
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:
He’ll get banned from Lyft even quicker. There are still taxi companies but it will take a lot longer to get pickups. If he wasn’t so fat and drunk he could just walk down to the Totem Lake plaza, it’s not far for a normal person. But soon enough he will get fully trespassed from the property. It’s the PNW so people are overly tolerant of antisocial behavior but those apartments around there are extremely expensive and enough people will get tired of the fat dude getting blackout drunk on Jager yelling nigger carrying a Bluetooth speaker spamming “seven hundred seventy seven nonadecillion” over and over at midnight.
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Blade did say that him and his mom are moving but we have no idea what the timeframe is on that. Or if it’s because the property manager complained or maybe the Rissos are preemptively leaving before they get the eviction papers ready.

Kirkland seems pretty nice and gentrified based on the Whole Foods there. The stores there definitely won’t put up with the drunk guy shouting slurs and blasting offensive TTS messages from a speaker around his neck. Tyler is gonna have to find a new Seattle neighborhood to tard wrangle Lit Romney in.
 
Blade's back on the sauce? Good lord, this will not end well. This makes me so sad. I believe Brian's a good dude, but is one of those guys that loses all control the second he has a drink. He just loaths the idea of being alone, and thats where he's going to end up. If Cobes died, there's no way Brian has much longer to before he leaves this realm. Risso! You're just about past the point of no return. Every drink is now a game of Russian roulette
 
ecrockedboston said:
Blade's back on the sauce? Good lord, this will not end well. This makes me so sad. I believe Brian's a good dude, but is one of those guys that loses all control the second he has a drink. He just loaths the idea of being alone, and thats where he's going to end up. If Cobes died, there's no way Brian has much longer to before he leaves this realm. Risso! You're just about past the point of no return. Every drink is now a game of Russian roulette
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Bryan is not a "good" dude. He's a mid-40s man-child. An asshole with zero self reflection who shat on and squandered so many opportunities. A felon who snitched on his friends, etc.

His smug wigger behavior is not from booze.

That being said, that's what makes him a great lolcow and funny to watch. Bass in da 'lac baby (2007 caddy btw)! 🥃🚬
 
I think blade finally figured it out and got his rotting toes amputated lol
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How do people get robbed after deliberately shouting "nigger" in the presence of niggers? Dumb fucks -- you're supposed to be prepared for the chimp out. A baseball bat, a knife, a gun, something useful ... at least punch one of the fucking apes when they go off instead of just standing there slack-jawed pretending to be an honorary nog. "Oh I wanna generate cawntent." Okay, well fucking commit then!
 
Toe hole took down all the other little piggies with it.

When was the last time he even provided a toe hole / leg holes update? Haven't seen one in years, wonder how bad it truly got.

 
did anyone by chance snag the full 10 hour VOD? I managed to download 7 hours worth until he deleted the vod but its heavily corrupted, repairing it with ffmpeg right now. Here is the 30 minute stream he had as well IRL
 
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