🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

He had a semi-sober GTA SA stream on Kick around 6PM PST [1/3/26]

Lowlights:

He and his mom are "...looking for a new apartment..." because "...dood she hates it here..." He was totally not boozing and yet still managed to polish off the disgusting remnants of a bottle of Jaeger for the princely sum of $50. Rationalized thus:

"...hair of the dog dood..."

Fun fact: He has to get Mumsie to Portland OR for 12PM PST [2/3/26]

Sorry, I didn't archive the stream but trust me it was exhausting as fuck ; quite frankly, it was not worthy of Josh's server space. Depressed/hungover Blade is a fucking chore to watch.

Oh yeah, remember the J-cupper hype. It is Jill-his ex. Forgive me, I am not up on the lore between the two.

Well guess what, he has big plans: To have her as a live-in caretaker in Barbie's dream apartment looking after both crippled mummy and alcoholic sonny. I rather suspect, however, it will be Brian, and not Mumsie dearest, who will be looking for alternative accommodation [sans J-cup caretaker] come Easter Bunny time.

He then got a bit tearful and told us he is stuck, trapped and reiterated Bec still controls his donos - she controls his stream income. Essentially he gets pocket money from his ex all the while begging another ex to look after him and mommy.

Feels cold person. Das 1/2 boot tho:

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Since we're talking about how we discovered Blade, first time I saw Blade was the ''You ever been raped?'' clip. I was laughing my fucking ass off at how psychotic and unhinged he looked saying that.
 
Everyone I know used to watch his videos back when COD was huge. I don't exactly when I started watching his videos, but I was into his content enough by MW2 that I had two PSN accounts: one where I would use guns, and a separate account where I would exclusively use the tac knife.

Have a very vivid memory of getting a flat screen TV for my birthday and spending hours in my room running around lobbies stabbing other players on Scrapyard.

I think I rediscovered him/started following him again during one of the RVs.
 
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Ken Barlow said:
He had a semi-sober GTA SA stream on Kick around 6PM PST [1/3/26]

Lowlights:

He and his mom are "...looking for a new apartment..." because "...dood she hates it here..." He was totally not boozing and yet still managed to polish off the disgusting remnants of a bottle of Jaeger for the princely sum of $50. Rationalized thus:

"...hair of the dog dood..."

Fun fact: He has to get Mumsie to Portland OR for 12PM PST [2/3/26]
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"She hates it here, dood" and it totally has nothing to do with her live in caregiver's drunken antics and their consequences. This is starting to remind me of the time when Blade kept getting kicked out of friends' houses and motels only this time he's dragging his frail old mother along with him. Absolutely bleak.
 
I found Blade back during his COD days. I vaguely remember the early days when he first started drunking streaming. I didn't start following him on a regular basis until around 2019/2020 when he was first getting major recognition as a fallen YouTuber so to speak.
 
"It's not an eviction, we were just kicked out a little bit". Hmmmm now where have we heard that cope before?
It's fucking criminal how Blade's toes managed to outlive Cobes.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
It Is fucking criminal that Blade has somehow managed to outlive Cobes. The guy has had rotting flesh on his legs for almost a decade and he only now is losing his toes?
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He's so nonchalant about it too. "Yeah dood I lost my teeth and toes but I'm awesome and I got this jaeger, person. Litty again litty again figgeritoutdude ayo"

At least we could explain Cobes' refusal to brush his teeth or eat healthy because of his Oppositional Defiant Disorder.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
It Is fucking criminal that Blade has somehow managed to outlive Cobes. The guy has had rotting flesh on his legs for almost a decade and he only now is losing his toes?
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I think the only thing that's kept Blade alive is the fact he's operant conditioned himself to drinking when streaming. I imagine he sees drinking off stream as lost income. Kind of how game streamers like Wings end up actually hating video games.

Meanwhile Cobes would shut the stream off the moment he got a bottle doordashed.

Alternative theory: Maybe there's something to jagermeister being a health tonic as originally advertised.
 
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Bec is both a lich in her own right and Brian's phylactery; when she goes (slain by a paladin, probably), he will collapse into a pile of inert dust. Die a little bit, persons.
 
Agares said:
Looks like clip channel Billabong_Matt got copyright struck by Blade over the weekend.
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Buck Strickland is the last major clipper left standing. Let's hope his channel doesn't die a little bit too.
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I don't get it. Without the clippers, Blade wouldn't have a quarter of the audience he does. I get that he wants to coverup some of the retarded shit he does, but he's cutting his nose off to spite his face. Someone needs to start a clip channel where they give some context before/after the clip so that they can argue that their video is covered under fair-use so he'll stop this shit.
 
Agares said:
Looks like clip channel Billabong_Matt got copyright struck by Blade over the weekend.
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Buck Strickland is the last major clipper left standing. Let's hope his channel doesn't die a little bit too.
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I think he just privated the videos for now, hopefully they return after the strike goes away. It's weird because sometimes blade acts like he's ok with the clippers as long as they credit him, and then other times they are fruitcakes.
 
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