🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

Really makes you wonder if the other residents are getting annoyed by all the constant emergency visits. Yeah it’s a retirement home but Blade’s wellness checks are probably the lions share of police and EMS visits to the apartments now.

“Someone called the cops on that 43 year old drunk again” *sigh*
 
Really makes you wonder if the other residents are getting annoyed by all the constant emergency visits. Yeah it’s a retirement home but Blade’s wellness checks are probably the lions share of police and EMS visits to the apartments now.

“Someone called the cops on that 43 year old drunk again” *sigh*
What? They don't like a drunk guy walking around their halls with a speaker at full volume screaming NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. They should go die in a fire a lil bit.
 
I have been watching OUMB since his Boneclinks RV with him, Bjorn and Goocheese. I remember Boneclinks going ballistic during dinner and trying to destroy the phone with the incident recorded on it. I spent a lot of time on IP2 and googling pictures of various hotels to look for lamps, tables, screen doors, specific art on the walls to indicate which one he was in for the night and calling every room until the phone in HIS room rang. Over the years, I've had a lot of fun out of Brian and it honestly makes me sad to see that we finally got the toe. I don't know what his game plan is from here, but I know there will always be Jaegermeister, so I don't see whatever the plan is lasting for much longer.

During the second to last RV, the small one with Toe Andy and all Chicken, Casey's friend who'd been driving sat with Blade in the RV, Blade soaked in piss, everyone sitting around him like it was a funeral. He said, "This might be the last RV. All of this is coming to an end." I wondered how long Blade really had given his rate of consumption and now we have the answer. It starts with the toe and ends with a wheelchair. Even though he's getting slowly evicted from the care facility where his mom stays, it's ironically soon to be the best place for him.

Just a side note, Blade would be stretching out what he has left if he simply switched to cheap vodka. One shot of Jaegermeister has the some sugar content as three Hershey's Chocolate Bars and he's going through two bottles a night recently. I know we all wanted the toe, but it's sad to see the my first lolcow I watched obsessively start to have problems. This situation is going to get dark. RANCH, NIGGER.. Figure it out, person and check the StreamLabs, bitch.
 
Bryan is not a "good" dude. He's a mid-40s man-child. An asshole with zero self reflection who shat on and squandered so many opportunities. A felon who snitched on his friends, etc.

His smug wigger behavior is not from booze.

That being said, that's what makes him a great lolcow and funny to watch. Bass in da 'lac baby (2007 caddy btw)! 🥃🚬
Maybe you're right. I think maybe deep down he has the potential to be a good dude, and its that potential that I'm seeing. If we're judging by his character and actions, obviously he's not a good dude. For some reason I empathize more with blade than most cows, probably because I was the most degenerate kind of drunk for more than a decade ( 7 years off the sauce now though). I thought he quit drinking and disappeared from the public spotlight, but fuck me, here he is back at it, only now he's supposed to be caring for is elderly mother 😓
 
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I’ve been out of the loop for a bit. Was tuned in heavy a year or two ago when he was bouncing around motels right before his ‘sobriety’. Is he back at that one guy’s apartment after getting kicked from mom’s??

History repeats itself

Edit: NVM, I think this is an old clip that was just reposted recently
 
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I dunno how much more I can try to get him for Fishtank.
I just want this before he dies.
Well if they took away his booze supply he’d be probably jump out the window and flee.

And if they fed into his addiction by keeping the liquor around I can’t imagine how many places he’d either piss/puke/pass out in the common areas. Either way I’m sure he would be content in there but wouldn’t last long lol.

Pretty common if you’re living in a shared space with a severe alcoholic they inevitably fuck everything up including themselves.
 
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