🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Spasticus Autisticus said:
The police audio isn't quite right. "805 Front Street South" is not an address in Kirkland. There is an old folks home at that address in Issaquah, which is another Eastside Seattle suburb, but it's not close to Kirkland and there's no reason Kirkland PD would respond there. The public safety radio for this area is all on the same system so it gets really confusing if you are just listening to the scanner streams.
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doesnt match his DOB either. Blade was born 12/03/1982
 
I'm not sure how much Cobra knew of Blade, but I've been wondering lately if Blade would fit a strict "homeboy" role in Josh's life. They are similar in some aspects (alcoholism, bad teeth, rebelliousness) Homeboy Blade would be strange, but I do think that sober Blade may have been a good influence on Cobes, of course I could be mistaken though. At the very least, I do know that Cobes would love that he shares a birthday with Ozzy, tmdwu.
 
sometimes the mask slips and you get gems like this.

 
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Shon&Saunders666420 said:
I'm not sure how much Cobra knew of Blade, but I've been wondering lately if Blade would fit a strict "homeboy" role in Josh's life. They are similar in some aspects (alcoholism, bad teeth, rebelliousness) Homeboy Blade would be strange, but I do think that sober Blade may have been a good influence on Cobes, of course I could be mistaken though. At the very least, I do know that Cobes would love that he shares a birthday with Ozzy, tmdwu.
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"What if this one miserable online alcoholic was sober and met up with this other miserable online alcoholic and they were bffs?"

Bro, this kind of gay fanfic belongs on ao3.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
I'm not sure how much Cobra knew of Blade, but I've been wondering lately if Blade would fit a strict "homeboy" role in Josh's life. They are similar in some aspects (alcoholism, bad teeth, rebelliousness) Homeboy Blade would be strange, but I do think that sober Blade may have been a good influence on Cobes, of course I could be mistaken though. At the very least, I do know that Cobes would love that he shares a birthday with Ozzy, tmdwu.
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I think Blade was on the RV when they were thinking about driving to Cobra's. Goocheese was still talking to Cobes on the phone occasionally. I don't think Cobra knew of Blade, but Blade knew of Cobra for sure.
 
GibMoneyPls said:
I think Blade was on the RV when they were thinking about driving to Cobra's. Goocheese was still talking to Cobes on the phone occasionally. I don't think Cobra knew of Blade, but Blade knew of Cobra for sure.
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Thanks. There's quite a few people that mention Cobes in Blades chat but he sort of acts like he doesn't know who Cobes was so I was curious. I guess they never went to visit, but I think it would have been pretty interesting if they had.
 
This should not be happening 6 months after it's been lopped off. What do you think is happening?

Thumbs up for infection
Agree for non-healing wound
LOL for poor circulation
Winner for wound reopening
Thunkful for abscess

I personally think it's just not healing. All that sugar from the syrup that is jager is not helping his diabetus
 
Blade falls little bit on the hard street ayoo:

Blade falls a little bit again, this time inside his apartment:

Paramedics won't take Blade home and let him sleep dood:

Surprise Marshall cameo and a fresh bottle of Jäger appears, apparently a gift from a stream sniper:

All clips sourced from IP2Always.
Blade is still streaming himself sleeping dood:
 
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Fuck It We'll Do It Live said:
Blade falls little bit on the hard street ayoo:
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Blade falls a little bit again, this time inside his apartment:
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Parademics won't take Blade home and let him sleep dood:
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Surprise Marshall cameo and a fresh battle of Jäger appears, apparently a gift from a stream sniper:
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All clips sourced from IP2Always.
Blade is still streaming himself sleeping dood:
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He just got up and took a shot lmao
 
Woke up from the bender and already back to doing firesales.



Drunk.



The beast has gone back to sleep

 
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Double post. Deal with it nwords.

Blade is in/out a drunken stupor and is attempting to buy my Jager. He attempts to drive, I think, but is stopped by mama blade. Not sure if he went to smoke or drive but he's left the den.



Mama blade is now calling an ambulance while blade is gone. Guess he's just outside smoking? Contont soon to be unhype.

"Update":
Blade has been gone for about 20 minutes now. No confirmation of anything but it could mean he drove drunk or police/ambulance scooped him up outside.

2nd update:

Apparently he did drive and was arrested.


From ip2:



.222 bac

 
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