🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Figure it out, Judge.
Assuming he even remembers to show up, I'm surprised to see this going to court. What even are the potential penalties he could look at? Maybe I've underestimated the severity of a public leak and just thought he'd received a citation to pay or something.
I thought he said that he has to go to some drug & alcohol rehab or screening recently, and if it's happened yet I wonder how it went. I love that he continues to piss in public and by his luck he hasn't been caught yet. Lit Romney doesn't care about any court case, just let him pee a lil bit.
 
Was looking at Blade's active reddit account and found this fantastic Jager tree-
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Also he's got a court date tomorrow, from pissin' in public in early 2026
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Huh, I thought that they just kinda let it go. They cuffed him and said they were taking him to jail until Cryler came up and said he was taking him home.
Figure it out, Judge.
Assuming he even remembers to show up, I'm surprised to see this going to court. What even are the potential penalties he could look at? Maybe I've underestimated the severity of a public leak and just thought he'd received a citation to pay or something.
I don't know how Washington handles it, but in my state you'd be charged with indecent exposure. Sex offender registry hype!
 
On one of his recent streams Blade was just sitting on some bench with his Jager and a cop rolled up and told him to stop drinking and go home. Blade said something like "I know the rules I'll go" and basically agreed to do as the cop asked. I'm assuming this is related to his court case, maybe he's ordered not to drink or at least not drink and stream in public, yet somehow he's still just doing it multiple times a week and nothing except for that one run-in? I don't understand how the relevant parties in his area aren't aware that he's still doing this, surely some troll or another would send them clips and links to it. Maybe his area is so libtarded that they actually just don't give a shit that much about this type of low-level degeneracy.
 
On one of his recent streams Blade was just sitting on some bench with his Jager and a cop rolled up and told him to stop drinking and go home. Blade said something like "I know the rules I'll go" and basically agreed to do as the cop asked. I'm assuming this is related to his court case, maybe he's ordered not to drink or at least not drink and stream in public, yet somehow he's still just doing it multiple times a week and nothing except for that one run-in? I don't understand how the relevant parties in his area aren't aware that he's still doing this, surely some troll or another would send them clips and links to it. Maybe his area is so libtarded that they actually just don't give a shit that much about this type of low-level degeneracy.
You sound like a dork, cops aren't putting out bulletins for a fat drunk loser just for public intoxication. Seattle has bigger problems with fentanyl addicts committing crime and nothing ever happens to them.
 
On one of his recent streams Blade was just sitting on some bench with his Jager and a cop rolled up and told him to stop drinking and go home. Blade said something like "I know the rules I'll go" and basically agreed to do as the cop asked. I'm assuming this is related to his court case, maybe he's ordered not to drink or at least not drink and stream in public,
From what I understood the reason was because you can’t drink in the park.
 
You sound like a dork, cops aren't putting out bulletins for a fat drunk loser just for public intoxication. Seattle has bigger problems with fentanyl addicts committing crime and nothing ever happens to them.
From what I understood the reason was because you can’t drink in the park.
Yeah, it had nothing to do with his case, it's just illegal to drink/be drunk in public. He's had several interactions with local cops telling him to pack it up and move along. A couple weekends back he had a cop roll up on him when he was very visibly drunk all the cop did was ask him to pick up his empty jager bottle and go home. I think they're stretched so thin that they don't give a fuck about drinking in public as long as you're not chimping out.
 
Hookers had class when it was still criminalized. Now that's it's decriminalized they might as well be walking around with a giant neon sign pointing down that says "IM A HOOKER IM A HOOKER"
Leave it to the Seattle area to decriminalize and allow all forms of social decay and decadence.
 
Blade did show up in court today (pissin), and his next court date is also in person, 6/30 at 10:15am.
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case register of actions to date, in full:
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No Dicks!.png no dicks :stress:
 
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I don't know how Washington handles it, but in my state you'd be charged with indecent exposure. Sex offender registry hype!
When ticketed for public urination, drunk and disorderly, or indecent exposure, you are automatically out on the mayoral ballot for the next election in the locality of the violation.

It is a Washington state law for some reason..
 
Buck Strickland just uploaded a video in memory of ScaryTerry (the shrine guy, who let Blade stay in his place when he was out of town). I don’t know if it’s a shitpost or not:
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Two recent Strickland non-shitposty xeets (1) (2) ) (Scary Terry youtube)
Confirmation still needed, but my hunch is feels real.
 
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