🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Maybe, but I'd disagree. I'd bet at least 2, 3, 4 times a week he's sucking back a few shots after a hard day picking up meds from the pharm and wiping his mom's ass or w/e. Not blotto blackout shit, but I'd be shocked if he was stone cold sober Mon-thru-Thurs

Being on call to take care of an elderly person is borderline slave work, not sure if you were serious about this part though. It's something you can really only do for your parents, and that's if they don't fuck up too hard.
 
Being on call to take care of an elderly person is borderline slave work, not sure if you were serious about this part though. It's something you can really only do for your parents, and that's if they don't fuck up too hard.
I'm not disputing it's hard and unpleasant as fuck, frankly that's part of why I suspect he'd be tilting back the bottle for a few shots after a long day
 
It's more of an extraordinarily retarded interpretation. No rational person would say that the proper way to respond to your mom saying she's gonna fucking Heath Ledger herself with her morphine pills would be TO STEAL HER FUCKING MOBILITY SCOOTER AND GO THROUGH THE DRIVETHROUGH AND ASK FOR 6 TACO TUESDAY FISH TACOS (and it's not even Tuesday). Holy fuck.
Idk why I imagined Peggy saying your name in her gravelly ass voice. Shit is hilarious. Mama Blade's being weird, dude!
 
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It's more of a pre-hospital/ hospital setting thing. I was thinking about the one that's a two parter where you have to screw it together, does it THEN stick it up the nose (or are you talking about that one or do you mean the actual injection ones?) depending on where blade/his mom is and what insurance they have and what is available they might not have easy access to the retard proof one (which is insane, but the retard proof one is a bit more expensive so insurance companies hate it). But still i doubt blade can do the proper dose for it.

True true I completely forgot. I'd be shocked if she doesn't die from this, but yet again cops are giving everyone fucking narcan whether they need it or not. She could also not be NEEDING narcan if (for some reason) her breathing isn't arrested.
I haven't seen the two-parter, personally. I was talking about ones like these:
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From my understanding, that version used to be expensive due to a patent that's since expired. These are the types most cops/EMS carry nowadays. All you have to do is open the foil, stick it in their nose, and press the red plunger (it's filled with the actual narcan). When the plunger is pushed, the capsule containing the narcan is pierced with a small needle and then it's shot up the patient's nose. It's identical (aside from the active chemical, of course) to those sumatriptan nasal sprays that are given to people with severe migraines. Some insurances or pharmacy chains give those out for free if you're prescribed any kind of high-dose opioid, especially if the patient is deemed "high-risk" (i.e. they're also prescribed benzodiazepines or muscle relaxers). When a family member of mine had cancer, they gave her two sprays each time she filled her monthly pain medication.

The two-parter you're talking about might allow someone to reload the medication capsule while being able to reuse the actual nasal delivery portion, since so many of the stronger fent variants require multiple doses of narcan.

Before the patent expired, you used to see the injectable form a lot more. It would come in a long dark-brown/amber baggy with a couple syringes and a vial (or two) of liquid narcan. Fill the syringe from the vial and slam it into their thigh or upper arm. They fell out of fashion for several reasons despite being more effective from a pharmacological standpoint: they take longer to administer (taking time to draw up the liquid in the syringe), hygienic-related issues, breaking/bending needles in the patient, using the syringe out of the package for drugs rather than the narcan, just being more intimidating in general, etc. I haven't seen the injectable form outside of hospitals in a long time, so I'm not sure how common they in the general population now.

Thank you for coming to my opioid-related Ted Talk.


Thread tax: I'm glad mamablade's okay. If she really did take all of her morphine, part of me thinks she did it for attention/control. She's stressed out from Brian and from the move and feeling powerless, so in her senile/histrionic/BPD mind, overdosing a little bit would give her back some of that power.
 
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From my understanding, that version used to be expensive due to a patent that's since expired. These are the types most cops/EMS carry nowadays. All you have to do is open the foil, stick it in their nose, and press the red plunger (it's filled with the actual narcan).
Most first responder teams in my former neck of the woods have a two part kit that's the naloxone applicator and a bag valve mask. If someone's not breathing, simply shooting some Narcan into the nostrils isn't going to do much, you've gotta get it into their lungs, and that's where the BVM comes into play (unless you want to do it via mouth-to-mouth, and no one wants to do that lol)

This is typically what the EMS kits will look like; cops typically just have the nasal applicators.
 

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Most first responder teams in my former neck of the woods have a two part kit that's the naloxone applicator and a bag valve mask. If someone's not breathing, simply shooting some Narcan into the nostrils isn't going to do much, you've gotta get it into their lungs, and that's where the BVM comes into play (unless you want to do it via mouth-to-mouth, and no one wants to do that lol)

This is typically what the EMS kits will look like; cops typically just have the nasal applicators.
That’s interesting, I haven’t seen the BVM combination kits, but I haven’t worked in the field in over a decade. It’s a good idea though.
I like how his mom barely got a sentence, lmao
 
Why would he get sober if mama blade dies?
When mama dies he is doing a Los Vegas stream person
 
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Mentally preparing for the upcoming post mom death, “guys I gotta get sober” arc that lasts 2 weeks.

Figure it out nigger, I mean person
When mama Blade dies, it'll be the beginning of the final spiral. We're talking about homelessness, couch surfing, getting kicked out of motels and maybe even RV trips before his all too predictable early ending. And he'll be legless too and totally toothless.
 
I think Peggy is in alot of ways just as bad or worse than blade. Also did blade strike down lolcow lucky dip or did they just delete their own channel?
 
When mama Blade dies, it'll be the beginning of the final spiral. We're talking about homelessness, couch surfing, getting kicked out of motels and maybe even RV trips before his all too predictable early ending. And he'll be legless too and totally toothless.

I predict the opposite. When she dies, his final power level will be unlocked, and all of the weight of her dependence and bullshit will be gone. He will ascend, and the great age of Blade will begin.
 
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