🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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He's a salty seething cuckold who is being confronted in real time with the realization that a man with one foot in the grave and the other foot lost to diabetes is a bigger draw and more successful live streamer than he could ever hope to be... hence why despite trying to cuck the content for the entire Vegas arc... he's still giving Blade Jager right now... he knows he's not making a dime if Blade isn't in his apartment.

Also... he's beyond fucked, those aren't going to heal.

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Stop being a fucking Debbie Downer.
Pour a bit of vodka on that, wrap a bandage on it and hes good to go.
Well he's good to go die in the street anyway.
 
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Getting chopped?
Well, he only confirmed what we already knew. He hasn’t been wrapping it since his mom went away, said it doesn’t hurt but he definitely needs to get it checked out. Swears he is.
Said all he’s done to care for it is layer socks and shower daily. The latter, I doubt.
“I’m not getting my foot amputated bro, that’s fuckin’ weird, dood.”
He’s not doing that, that’s fuckin’ weird dood.
 
Minor quirk, it's TRAITS that have negative debuffs, perks are always supposed to have only positive effects(not like modern Fallout players would know since Bethesda nixed traits because their fanbase is too stupid to weight out pros and cons of a build).
Other than that, pretty accurate. This whole scooter Vegas arc is looking like the best Blade content in ages, might be one of his last arcs, too.
 
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