🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Nurse Ratchet said:
"Blade" should be way sadder about being a barely-sentient forest fire put out with a screwdriver. ..And that would've been before he boarded The Shortbus. ..And then promptly drank & shat himself comatose in the mercy of those turbofaggots he probably genuinely still regards as his "friends".

Nothing. Nothing on that fucking land yacht is human.

I'm sure the answer = AIRHIGHFIVES!!, or something as horrifying as a brain tumor, but I'll go ahead & vaguely wonder what Daddy would think/say/do/feel about how many eyebrows his little boy has now vs. how many eyebrows he had 2 weeks ago.

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((Plz try to forgive my revulsion. I didn't know most of these guys even existed until this little revolution was televised. I'm trying to adjust. 😿 ))
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He is just a classic alcoholic. There is very little to be sad for to be honest. He has chosen the path he is on and "televised" on multiple occasions his epiphanies regarding sobriety only to fail within months. He is happy joining the short bus and pretending to have friends because in his deepest heart of hearts he knows that this is one of the last go's on the merry go round he is going to have. He knows he will be dead within a few years and if he is not dead he will be in a wheel chair with amputated feet and swollen limbs taking medication to stave off the nerve damage he will soon be suffering on a constant basis. This is entirely his choosing 100%. If there is any pity to be had it is towards the millions of others sharing his fate who are not pointing the camera at their faces like some chinese tourist selfee-ing themselves into the fucking grand canyon. He has his "friends" and is happy pissing away the last years of his life being a drunk mumbling fucktard. C'est la vie faggot.
 
Welp, it's been a fun ride but just like with Nikocado Avocado's thread, the amount of sheer grossness and degeneracy is enough to make me tap out. Seeing Werewolf Jones-tier stuff going on is much more depressing and much less funny in real life.

See you when he inevitably kicks the bucket, though, or worse.
 
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I just saw that linked in the comments under one of the IP2 vids in your post.
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So Blade is lashing out at IP2 and telling his viewers IP2 streamers doxxed his whale girlfriend. CPS was invented for situations like this. Imagine letting Blade live in your garage in very close proximity to your two kids, whilst he's doing shots and you're at work.

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Fairfield, California

IP2 ALWAYS WINS BLADE. ROACH GANG ALWAYS WINS. I BOTTED YOU FOR FREE FOR A YEAR WHEN YOU HAD 200 REAL VIEWERS AND TO THANK ME YOU UNMOD ME?
 
I honestly cannot believe he is still alive, and that somehow the degeneracy continues to deepen. That fucking RV should be incinerated with everyone inside and the ashes should be launched into the heart of the Sun so that no trace remains.
 
Covfefe said:
I honestly cannot believe he is still alive, and that somehow the degeneracy continues to deepen. That fucking RV should be incinerated with everyone inside and the ashes should be launched into the heart of the Sun so that no trace remains.
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I honestly though he was about to lose a leg after seeing his toe wound getting worse and worse by the day during the last RV trip and seeing how he needed to go to the hospital right after the trip to get his leg drained. I think the reason it didn't happen was because he unironically stopped drinking after that, but now he's back at it again and he's still drinking Jager instead of replacing it with something that's 0 sugar and 0 carbs like vodka.
 
Dear heavens! That belly.....looks like a sack of water! Its just lying there....all flappy and shit without anything but booze in it. God damit....that is a worse belly than Boogie! Everything else on him looks skinny and then that fucking thing flapping down there.
 
jfc he looks like one of those artist renditions of what gamers and office workers will look like in the future.
 
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