🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Blade's eventual death is so obvious it's like being able to see into the future but unable to change it. At this point I wonder if there's still any functional human left in there screaming for help. You can practically see his higher brain functions being strip mined away as the years pass.
 
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Blade confirmed it on his Instagram. Well, I guess it's finally over?
 
Autistic said:
How black is the baby going to be?
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You mean how many birth defects is the baby gonna have. Blades swimmers are probably badly malformed from years of alcohol and drug abuse and who knows what the mom is on to get knocked up by our special hero.
 
The funniest possible outcome of YOBA is for Blade to come out of retirement to realize, yes, he does in fact fuck with this politics shit and become an alt-right e-celeb.

Charlie Kirk: “Conservatism is Israel and furthermore, interracial buttsex. Questions?”
Blade: “AH WULL SKWANDURR YEW” *chugs jager, shits pants*
Chat: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

It’d be perfect, he’d be like Nick Fuentes’s Chris Cantwell.
 
Well wtf is Blade going to do now? Is there other streaming sites he can use? He is a talentless addict, there is no way he will quit streaming. 11 years old channel nuked, YT is going on another purge. I will be shocked if he manages to survive the next 5 years, I think 2 or 3 is likely.
 
DudeWeedLol said:
Well wtf is Blade going to do now? Is there other streaming sites he can use? He is a talentless addict, there is no way he will quit streaming. 11 years old channel nuked, YT is going on another purge. I will be shocked if he manages to survive the next 5 years, I think 2 or 3 is likely.
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Yeah they definitely got an axe to grind as of late. My burner YT account got banned the other day for just the usual shitposting, it's getting pretty ridiculous.
 
Oh boy, I can't imagine a better draw in the lottery of life than being born to a bargain-basement e-thot and a serial sex pest addict who gets drunk for money. Kid might be better off aborted.
 
When Goocheese is inevitably found dismembered in a dumpster, the Netflix series about her murder should be called Spider-Man Kiss.

Also, I absolutely refuse to believe that any woman willingly fucked Blade. That pic of him passed out with his stomach deflated and distended, forming a flesh puddle a good foot and a half away from his torso haunts me. His teeth. His rotting lower quadrant. The continual odor of piss and shit wafting off his clothes. He’s so vile he gives meth whores pause. And you mean to tell me a human woman who was not forced to do so at gunpoint fucked him and let him impregnate her?

And the hell of it is, Blade needs to demand a paternity test because I also refuse to believe he has a single motile sperm left in his unwashed, shit-splashed balls. If she fucked Blade, there is nothing she won’t fuck.
 
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