Onyx Forepaw

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Anyone remember her? The Disney Bolt fan who, as any good deviantartlet, flamed a whole bunch of people and tried to cover it up? Is she still around anymore, and obsessed with Bolt? Or has she completely vanished/moved on? She was moderately fascinating from a psychological point of view.
 
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Was that the one who claimed to be Bolt's NUMBER 1 FAN and bought a shitload of Bolt merchandise with her parents' money? I remember reading something on ED about someone like that (there was also a competition with someone who also called themselves Bolt's #1 Fan) but the name escapes me right now.
 
Her newest tumblr is full of cat gifs, some furry art commissions she's done, and foodstuffs. Oh and of course Bolt.
Her sidebar info is pretty...yeah.
Heyy I'm Jess Golden! I live in Dorset in the UK and I'm 17 years old! I'm in a relationship happily with Will Stagg aka Bubble husky from the LondonFur meets! I love him so much <33
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I love food a LOT and I'm always hungry no matter what so do leave me some snacks in my ask! It's to do with a pair of overlapping eating disorders but that's not fun to talk about ;^;
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I'm a Furry and proud of it! My fursona is a chubby / fat fur (it varies), with anthro and feral forms, she's a vore predator so take care not to piss her off mkay :>
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-------------------------------- I draw stuff and I take COMMISSIONS so go look at my commissions page attached to this blog!! And I don't take art requests unless I know and like you so fuck off >:I
-------------------------------- I am like one of the hugest fans of Disney's BOLT with a stupidly enormous collection of over 100 BOLT things (though my days of calling myself the 'biggest fan' are 100% over and done with) so there :>
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Well.

At least she got over the TRUE AND HONEST ULTIMATE TOP NUMBER ONE BOLT FAN crap. The rest...uh yeah. She still seems obsessed, she's just toned down the Bolt stuff. Good for her? Times like these I wonder what the effect of having your awkward teenage years plastered all over the internet, for everyone to see, will be on these guys when they get older. She's a more extreme example, but there are plenty of others.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
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"I'm the ONLY TRUE AND HONEST, WORLD'S BIGGEST EVER, MOST NUMBER ONE TOP ULTIMATE DISNEY'S BOLT FAN!!"
Well a certain phrase in there sounds familiar.
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If I read the word "pickie" one more time, JFC. Although at first I kept reading it as :pickle:... damn you CWCki Forum, look what you've done to me!
 
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I remember her. I first learned her through her article over on ED and I assumed that maybe she had grown out of it by now. Holy shit was I wrong. Fast forward into the future and she pops up on this group I watch called I-Call-Bull. Apparently she got her panties in a bunch claiming that some deviant stole her original bolt OC. As it turned out, the artist in question unintentionally used the same color scheme of beige and red on a dog character. She and her goons harrassed the poor girl until it was deleted. Word spread fast and she herself ended up getting banned. Soon after she started to ban evade constantly.

That chick had major issues.
 
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Bolt... Bolt... Bolt?? Wasn't this, wait, this one Disney/Pixar movie about some doggie who was really fast and a hamster or something?

I find it amazing that for every popular culture product, no matter how forgettable and childish, there's some person out there who builds his or her life around it. It's a strange strange world.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
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Bolt... Bolt... Bolt?? Wasn't this, wait, this one Disney/Pixar movie about some doggie who was really fast and a hamster or something?

I find it amazing that for every popular culture product, no matter how forgettable and childish, there's some person out there who builds his or her life around it. It's a strange strange world.
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Holy crap

The thing that gets me is that she owns multiple copies of the same thing, as if she actually needs more than one. That's...well hoarding. I can't understand why Bolt, but I'll agree it's a strange strange world.

The ED article really points out some stuff I hadn't noticed amidst the giant wall of text (217 reasons why she's the bestest evar Bolt fan), and some of it I hope is just her stupid fantasy/will never ever happen:

Onyx Forepaw's ED page said:
Especially lulzy "reasons" from the list include:
  • The fact that her friends are "starting to hate her" for her Bolt obsession.
  • That she's actually been punished at school for drawing Bolt in textbooks.
  • She wants to buy a dog like Bolt (an American white shepherd) and spray-paint a lightning bolt on it.
  • When she gets the above dog, she wants to teach it Bolt's super power moves. Srsly.
  • Made Bolt cookies but ate them all before she could even take a picture.
  • Prides herself on having the "fattest fursona on deviantART".
  • Accepts that the reasons she doesn't have a boyfriend are because of her being a stone and a half overweight and her Bolt obsession, but that's awwright because BOLT IS HER BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!oneoneone
  • Has been assigned to a "special" Bolt project in art class.
  • Watches the film Bolt every night. Even if the people she's with don't want to see it.
  • Imitates Bolt at random in IRL.

Still think it's a harmless hobby?
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What the hell? I love how she doesn't want the dog for companion purposes or love or something like that, she wants to spray it with noxious chemicals so it will look like her boyfriend/whatever the male version of waifu is. Again, I hope this is stupid fantasy and that she wouldn't really do that to a dog.
 
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Oh man, I remember this girl. Little Swedish girl who'd use her parents money to buy Bolt crap. I swear, she's the reason I wound up watching the movie later that year. I was wondering what happened to her.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
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Bolt... Bolt... Bolt?? Wasn't this, wait, this one Disney/Pixar movie about some doggie who was really fast and a hamster or something?

I find it amazing that for every popular culture product, no matter how forgettable and childish, there's some person out there who builds his or her life around it. It's a strange strange world.
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It was just Disney but it was 3D animated. Actually not a bad movie. While I wouldn't say it was great it wasn't awful either. Perfectly fine, modern kids movie.
 
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I find Bolt and okayish movie. Worth watching.

Anyway, did she seriously memorise the whole script from the movie...?
 
In Film Club at school, after watching Rush Hour 2 (which is a REALLY good film, by the way)
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From her list of reasons she is a Bolt fan. She should be trolled for this more than anything.
 
I think I may have heard of this chick before and followed her for a breif time (like 3 days)
If I told her I really hated the movie Bolt what would she do?
 
revengeofphil said:
I think I may have heard of this chick before and followed her for a breif time (like 3 days)
If I told her I really hated the movie Bolt what would she do?
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If she's still as immature, she may draw hate art of you. That or she would tell you every reason why you are wrong and that your opinion is invalid. If you really want to get her, tell her that you are Bolt's number one fan.
 
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