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https://nitter.net/eastdakota/status/2016357035064144309 (archive)Update:
Matthew Prince, the cloudflare CEO, has weighed in

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https://nitter.net/eastdakota/status/2016357035064144309 (archive)Update:
Matthew Prince, the cloudflare CEO, has weighed in

I mean we'll see about that. Quantum computing's been ten years away since the 90s.within the next 10 years, every password you ever used will be meaningless
Huh? PQ crypto has nothing to do with passwords, it's about crypto algorithm choices. You will still have passwords (unless passkeys with niggercattle enforcement win, but that's an entirely separate issue), but they will unlock a Kyber key instead of an ECC one. Or ideally a Kyber+ECC key, but NSA is hard at work trying to stop that and it's deeeefinitely not a NOBUS.also, post quantum is a real concern but that blogger most certainly has no fucking clue what it means or why it's a concerned based on that incredibly stupid post. within the next 10 years, every password you ever used will be meaningless because password-based log-ins will no longer be secure.
Most companies will have migrated to some type of MFA in the future. Also, password cracking gets faster, yes, but not infinitely faster, and it still costs immense resources to do so, and will do as well in 10 years. You can create a 100 word passphrase on your password manager of choice and be reasonably insulated from all this. What is more concerning is that current "encrypted communications" that get stored in their encrypted state for perpetuity will be crackable in the future.within the next 10 years, every password you ever used will be meaningless because password-based log-ins will no longer be secure.
Kind of unsure if this should go here, alas.
A Cloudflare genius posted a vibe-written blog post (archive). By looking at the Github code linked in the article, one can find some truly amazing code that says and does completely different things. It is also littered with "TODO"s. Fear not, however, because the best way to fix these TODOs in your code? You guessed it, just delete them. And then git force push it. The commit is, of course, very comedic to look at.
They already are.Cloudflare and Matthew Prince get closer to being lolcows.
Could you enlighten me on what a NOBUS is? Basically is the NSA trying to put another backdoor in?
This is already solved by HEADS / Measured Boot, or (((Secure Boot))) if you are goycattle. As usual Poettering is out here reinventing the wheel in such a way that makes its use infinitely more contrived, controlled and annoying.Good news! More Potteringware!
This time he's working on Trusted Computing for Linux.
You're late, GNOME (Red Hat) already gave us Gconf and dconf. It really wouldn't surprise me if he managed to integrate them into sysd somehow, D-Bus is already in there after all.He is going to invent Registry Hives any day now.
Sad, I use bazzite as it works on my handheld that came with windows.https://preservetube.com/watch?v=R1oC-8dOv9g (mega)
Here's the video version. 14:00: He can't find the "troon" screenshot, apparently.
You say this but it's not like software was really all that much better before tech jobs started getting canned, nobody actually needs 10000 Java Script """Engineers""" who barely work all day.Elon Musk firing most of the twitter staff has had a fuckload of consequences on the tech landscape. lots of executives have laid-off senior level employees because they are relatively "unproductive" when it comes to their salary.
I disagree, because while it is a nascent technology, people can buy products with quantum computing solutions right now that weren't available years ago, performing functions that's never been commercially delivered before, reliably enough to be marketable commercially. That's not ten years away, it's now. IBM and A(mazon)WS offer QC solutions, is that not here and now?I mean we'll see about that. Quantum computing's been ten years away since the 90s.
This has been true since 2011's D-Wave One, which kinda underscores the point that with all these commercial offerings, where's the meaningful application? But I mean you look at IBM's timeline and they're looking to achieve "fault tolerance" about four or five years out now because the systems are so unreliable.people can buy products with quantum computing solutions right now that weren't available years ago
Did I say that? No, nofuckingwhere did I say anything remotely close to that. All I am saying is the dude is off his rocker, I know because I have seen him before and after his transformation. The dude is not well and needs help.are you goddamn serious. there is a fucking SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY ENTRY for bicha. the dude whose name was listed. are you saying lunduke faked those articles on the arrest. the registry page. the linkedin page. all of it?
are you actually retarded?
Another faggot retard putting words into my mouth. Read right above spaz.are you goddamn serious. there is a fucking SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY ENTRY for bicha. the dude whose name was listed. are you saying lunduke faked those articles on the arrest. the registry page. the linkedin page. all of it?
are you actually retarded?
maybe you are the retard hereAnother faggot retard putting words into my mouth. Read right above spaz.
It's hard to comment about the state of the art in 2026 with a focus on the D-Wave, methods for manufacturing that model could be called more 'artisanal' as opposed to the immense research that has been leveraged in scaling 'up' different assembly methods for the elements of the 'processors', successfully designing scalable implementations of this technology are a major component to unlocking increased performance. Unlocking greater performance requires designs that shift away more from D-Wave and towards newer assembly processes able to more easily make ever larger elements at greater scales and power than DWaves designers could dream about.This has been true since 2011's D-Wave One which kinda underscores the point that with all these commercial offerings
Well fuck, I suppose that's my big autistic tard-gument, that it's closer than we realize but if the definition is originally 'Q-day' level of proficiency, shucks you're right, that lofty goal is out of reach. 'Always 10 years away' indeed.I mean who knows when the breakthrough application will hit
I am a massive fag for Cold War history and I think some of the bigger shocks might also be when governments are capable of breaking 'unbreakable' cryptography. At the end of the CW, it became a open secret that a ludicrous amount of intercepted encrypted signals, binary computer data, number's station recordings, coded diplomatic cables, OTP'd spy messages had been meticulously saved and archived for future signals intelligence work. That corpus of data/archive has increased by several orders of magnitude since the US PATRIOT act contained provisions for telecoms to allow the US government to tap and record potentially sensitive encrypted data straight out of the server rooms.but the big thing to watch will be the cryptobros. When QC can trivialize the encryptions of various coins, that's gonna have a noticeable market impact, to put it lightly.