Operation Chris Eater commences

[CWCissey]

We expect your best stickman drawing of the moment Chris gets dragged out of the courtroom, screaming his head off, by beefy bailiffs!

 

[Zvantastika]

Nope. At least not the actual trial. But if I manage to catch a glimpse of him outside the courthouse, I'll try and take pictorial and video records.

Remember to keep your distance, preferably wear shades to avoid glitter getting in your eyes and keep a notepad and a pen available at all times... good luck.

 

[Crisseh]

Keep safe and best of luck! Excited to hear how it goes!

 

[Mollybdenum]

Make sure to stop by the Gamestop and ask them a lot of questions, I'm sure they haven't had enough of that. [/sarcasm]

 

[Paladin]

Once upon a time the trial of a nobody or even celebrity didn't mean anything to me... and yet this is the trial of the nobody to end all nobodies and I'm on the edge of my seat... Spare no details, I want the appetizer, meat and potatoes, and dessert to boot!

 

[Sonic Boom]

"someday you go through arraign.
and someday your feet are in court.
it's ordeal, the trial to survive.
for the dayyyyyy we pepper sprayyyyyed!!!"

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Just remember, this is just the prelim hearing.

It will take all of 10 mins as Fattys entered his plea and the court date is set.

Don't expect much fun.

But still, I'm dying to hear what he wore and how he will react to his PD.

Godspeed and keep your head down, mace hurts!

 

[lisaface]

Wait, the trial isn't public?

It's public, but you won't be allowed to take photos or video during it. Outside is fair game.

I wouldn't expect there to be much excitement tomorrow. Chris may not speak at all. The most interesting thing will probably be finding out what evidence and/or witnesses the prosecution has. Are they using the video that we all saw? Is there in-store security video? I have no idea if they'd show any video, or just tell the judge they have it as a way of showing that they can prove that Chris did it. Will they mention his public Facebook posts saying he did it?

 

[Smoked Sausage]

Someone buy this man a beer for what hes doing.

 

[Lipitor]

Go to Fashion Square Mall and ask whatever happened to that sonic mace guy? What's the worse they can do ban you from one of 4 gamestops in a town you dont live in? Just go up to which ever employee looks the chillest.

 

[YI 457]

It's public, but you won't be allowed to take photos or video during it. Outside is fair game.

I wouldn't expect there to be much excitement tomorrow. Chris may not speak at all. The most interesting thing will probably be finding out what evidence and/or witnesses the prosecution has. Are they using the video that we all saw? Is there in-store security video? I have no idea if they'd show any video, or just tell the judge they have it as a way of showing that they can prove that Chris did it. Will they mention his public Facebook posts saying he did it?

Then, he/she should go to the trial... just a suggestion.

EDIT:

 

[UltraSonichu]

Videos and pictures would be ace but I'd settle for word-for-word quotes and stage directions like a script of a play

 

[CWCissey]

Someone buy this man a beer for what hes doing.

I will buy him the finest beer!

 

[Anchuent Dictata]

Since tomorrow isn't all that likely to yield anything particularly significant, I'm wondering if you plan on doing the same for the other court appearances further down the road?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I suggest going to the Fashion Square food court for dinner, and see if you spot Chris having his "last meal".

 

[Jomadre]

If you've never been, you should go to a Country Cookin' while you're in the area. It actually is pretty decent buffet-style food there (you order a main dish, but all the sides are all you can eat. Good stuff).

 

[curlytoes79]

I'm already in Charlottesville and checked into a shitty motel. Gonna go to the trial tomorrow but in the meantime, I think I'll go on a Chris' Places of interest tour. Might even eat at his favorite McDonalds.

Have fun - I was in Charlottesville a few years ago and went on a mini Chris tour (went to the Game Place and even saw Mike Snyder) and drove by 14 Branchland. (His neighborhood is...interesting. One of his neighbors has two pets goats.)

 

[Cuck Norris]

Have fun - I was in Charlottesville a few years ago and went on a mini Chris tour (went to the Game Place and even saw Mike Snyder) and drove by 14 Branchland. (His neighborhood is...interesting. One of his neighbors has two pets goats.)

This. I was just in the area 2-3 weeks ago. If you get a chance head down the 64, there's some crazy beautiful scenery in the mountains.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

All I would suggest is to wear something with long blue sleeves tomorrow.

 

[DeadMansHand]

You're paying for a hotel for this?

All that's going to happen is the judge is going to remand the case to the grand jury. Unless you can get a good pic of Chris outside the courthouse (beware of pepper spray) you're probably wasting your money...but thanks for your dedication to the cause!