OSRS / Old School Runescape - Medieval Cookie Clicker

I've been meaning to watch Limpwurt's whole series but the earlier episodes, the audio quality kinda turned me off, I'm assuming it probably gets better and he just had a shitty microphone at the time.
I wouldn't recommend watching all the episodes in full, for sure but he's done some interesting things.

Tedious has had some adventures in his collection log account, like going something like 15x dry (or maybe its that he got 15 pets first, can't remember) dragon axe at Wintertodh
 
Doesn't Protect From Magic count as antifire or was that an RS3 only thing?
It reduces damage for some dragons, but it's generally less effective than an anti-dragon shield and much weaker than an antifire potion. KBD would still max 20s. I only watch the videos and not the streams, but I'd guess he's flinching it and doing a red-x stall underneath to keep it from moving. At least he has the colossal blade, it could be worse.
 
went on to make a quest where you have to drink bull semen twice to complete it?
This has bugged me ever since the quest came out. I heard all the YouTubers saying this and decided to read every bit of dialogue instead of space-barring through, and it says outright that Brutus’s (the bull’s) aggression was causing all the Lumbridge cows to produce bad-tasting milk. Having no cows of his own, Cassius then stole this milk and is trying to sell it. You then kill the aggressive bull so that the cows can go back to normal.

The community for some reason ran with the semen interpretation despite it not being supported in the game at all. You can argue maybe the devs knew people would interpret it that way(?), but IMO it is just a misunderstanding that caught on because no one reads quest dialogue. People just saw the words “bull” and “milk” somewhere in their autistic OSRS quest-rushing haze and decided they knew what was going on.

I still can’t tell if it’s just some massive community meme I’m not in on.
 
This has bugged me ever since the quest came out. I heard all the YouTubers saying this and decided to read every bit of dialogue instead of space-barring through, and it says outright that Brutus’s (the bull’s) aggression was causing all the Lumbridge cows to produce bad-tasting milk. Having no cows of his own, Cassius then stole this milk and is trying to sell it. You then kill the aggressive bull so that the cows can go back to normal.

The community for some reason ran with the semen interpretation despite it not being supported in the game at all. You can argue maybe the devs knew people would interpret it that way(?), but IMO it is just a misunderstanding that caught on because no one reads quest dialogue. People just saw the words “bull” and “milk” somewhere in their autistic OSRS quest-rushing haze and decided they knew what was going on.

I still can’t tell if it’s just some massive community meme I’m not in on.
I feel like a lot of the problems would be cleared up by the milk sample being in a bucket and not a fucking potion vial.
But then again, considering that the quest was designed by a faggot, I'm willing to bet they did that on purpose.
 
Part space bar quest meta and using whatever forced interactions to come to a conclusion: drinking the milk, getting sick immediately after drinking, killing a male bull, Cassius being mad you killed Brutus, could lead you to believe it was cum

But then you also have people that see the Mod that made the quest and their notable features (2 pride events and Death on the Isles iirc has a non-binary character) and just come to that conclusion based on that
 
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