OTP Contest (Written & Art) - Dynastia & OwO

[Lurkette]

Y'all need Jesus.

that's funny cause you don't even know the half of it : )

 

[JSGOTI]

Deadline and prizes for this contest have been announced.

 

[alex_theman]

Okay, here is a short story.
Dynastia and OwO fuck each other.

The End
Also, Valiant gets crushed by an anvil and dies.

 

[Tranhuviya]

A lamb.

@ShavedSheep confirmed for jesus.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Spoiler

"I'm afraid this little operation is over, my pretty. Turns out when you don't cut me in on my sex slaves, you have to fite me irl."

Dynastia (called Bahba-ya among his own people, not that he'd ever admit it) laughed a little at his own joke as he listened to Valiant gag a response. The Owen submachine gun his brother on the tribal lands had sold him was probably the best dick she'd ever have in her life - which was about to end.

Khet! Khet! Khet!

Kicking the corpse to the side for later disposal, he noticed that a trap door had been underneath where he had made his hated enemy kneel. Well, why the hell not? He didn't have much time between sneaking a peek at the tits of the tranny who lived next door and now. He coughed as the dust came up from underneath as he opened it. Well, for one thing, it was dark inside. He did the stupidest thing in his life - reach inside. He reached around a bit in there, and his hand brushed against something - something furry, what the hell? - and he immediately yanked it out.

"What the hell?"

The queerest sight he had ever seen crawled out of the trap door. It - it was a cheetah - with - with fucking tits, what the fuck, mang? He then realized he had just dropped the Owen. The tit-cheetah pounced upon him, and he immediately let instinct take over, wrestling it to the ground.
As he got it into a headlock, he realized his dick was near whatever passed for it's puss.

"Well, well. Some action."

He reached for his zipper, taking some time to retrieve his Owen - didn't want anything to interrupt him and his partner, did he now? Pressing the piece to the back of it's head, he pried open it's legs and slid his brown rod inside. It was a nice, tight fit. He grinned, and began to thrust.

It screamed in pain every time. He let anger overtake him, thinking of all the wrongs that had ever been done to him - the sight of his mentally disabled family huffing gasoline on the tribal lands, the sounds of him digging through the white man's garbage for food, the cacophony of taunts, and the sound of being rejected for a decent job.

It cried, it struggled, but he didn't let go until sweet release from the anger came at last. He pulled out of the blown out taco pockets, and pulled the trigger of the Owen.

"Odd, but unsatisfying."

KHET KHET KHET!

 

[ShavedSheep]

@ShavedSheep confirmed for jesus.

As if I wasn't already cucked enough by by dynastia now he steals my fursona too.

 

[JSGOTI]

I love it!

Also folks, remember that you have ONE WEEK to finish your entries and submit them to the contest.

The deadline is 12:00AM EST on Sunday, November 20

 

[RM 810]

Ohh I agree, that'd be a great addition to the story. What do you think Jesus's fursona would be, Dyn-Dyn?

It's a lion, have you never read the Narnia books?

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Are people allowed to enter BOTH contests? :3

I'm sorry about the quality- I had to use my cellphone.

 

[JSGOTI]

Are people allowed to enter BOTH contests? :3

They most certainly are allowed to enter both contests.

 

[shibbolethal]

I'm sorry about the quality- I had to use my cellphone.

that's.. disgustingly adorable. jesus christ. i love it.

 

[JSGOTI]

Okay folks, the week is quickly winding to a close!
I'm both proud and disturbed by some of the entries that I have received, but I still wish to see more people enter!

Remember that all entries are due by 12:00AM EST on 11/20/16

 

[RM 810]

View attachment 153712 Are people allowed to enter BOTH contests? :3

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I'm sorry about the quality- I had to use my cellphone.

This really reminded me of a children's book, so here you go, the adventures of Miss Dynastia and Mr OwO.

Spoiler

It was a lovely spring day and Miss Dynastia and Mr OwO decided to go out for a picnic. They packed lots of lovely treats for their trip, sandwiches, apples, a homemade pie, and lemonade to drink.

‘What a yummy feast!’ said Mr OwO.

‘Yes.’ Said Miss Dynastia ‘I can’t wait to eat all these tasty treats!’


And they set off, carrying their picnic basket full of all the food and a beautiful blanket to sit on. When they got to the park they spread out the blanket on the grass and got out all the food and dug in.


‘Oh look,’ said Mr OwO ‘a butterfly’ and it was a butterfly, a very pretty butterfly. Mr OwO held out his paw and the butterfly landed on it.


‘How sweet,’ said Miss Dynastia ‘it thinks you’re a flower,’ Mr OwO giggled at that.


Then all of a sudden Miss Valiant showed up, ‘hello Miss Dynastia and Mr OwO, ’ she said, ‘that looks like a lovely picnic.’


‘Yes,’ said Miss Dynastia, ‘and it’s ours, so fuck off,’ what naughty language.


‘That’s very naughty language,’ said Miss Valiant.


‘Don’t care,’ said Miss Dynastia and she did a kick into Miss Valiant’s stomach, disemboweling her. Miss Valiant fell over, and didn’t move anymore.


‘Fucking finally,’ said Miss Dynastia, and then she put her kangaroo penis into Mr OwO’s blown out taco pockets and they had sex on top of Miss Valiant’s corpse.


The end.

Wasn’t that a lovely picnic everyone?

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

This really reminded me of a children's book, so here you go, the adventures of Miss Dynastia and Mr OwO.

Spoiler

It was a lovely spring day and Miss Dynastia and Mr OwO decided to go out for a picnic. They packed lots of lovely treats for their trip, sandwiches, apples, a homemade pie, and lemonade to drink.

‘What a yummy feast!’ said Mr OwO.

‘Yes.’ Said Miss Dynastia ‘I can’t wait to eat all these tasty treats!’


And they set off, carrying their picnic basket full of all the food and a beautiful blanket to sit on. When they got to the park they spread out the blanket on the grass and got out all the food and dug in.


‘Oh look,’ said Mr OwO ‘a butterfly’ and it was a butterfly, a very pretty butterfly. Mr OwO held out his paw and the butterfly landed on it.


‘How sweet,’ said Miss Dynastia ‘it thinks you’re a flower,’ Mr OwO giggled at that.


Then all of a sudden Miss Valiant showed up, ‘hello Miss Dynastia and Mr OwO, ’ she said, ‘that looks like a lovely picnic.’


‘Yes,’ said Miss Dynastia, ‘and it’s ours, so fuck off,’ what naughty language.


‘That’s very naughty language,’ said Miss Valiant.


‘Don’t care,’ said Miss Dynastia and she did a kick into Miss Valiant’s stomach, disemboweling her. Miss Valiant fell over, and didn’t move anymore.


‘Fucking finally,’ said Miss Dynastia, and then she put her kangaroo penis into Mr OwO’s blown out taco pockets and they had sex on top of Miss Valiant’s corpse.


The end.

Wasn’t that a lovely picnic everyone?

Lol I don't think you need to try to get a children's book publisher to publish this yet. ^^;

 

[alex_theman]

New Story:

Spoiler: Story

Ah, the vast Australian desert. Home to many poisonous animals, some pockets of civilization, and sand. Oh, and something called Dynastia. Lets see what they are doing right now.
"Oh god why!", some nobody called Valiant screams to nobody as he is bled to death.
As Valiant is bled to death, Dynastia makes a wish on an Abbo rock.
"I wish something interesting happened to me."

A bit later, Dynastia is now eating its halal kill. Suddenly, a portal made with MEME MAGIC!?! appears out of nowhere, and some being that isn't native to the earth, let alone Australia, appears. It looks like a cheetah and lion had a baby, with a bit of human thrown in there. Dynastia, rightly being confused, screams "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!" The thing responds "Hi, I'm a furry called OwO, what is your name?" The "person" known only as Dynastia launches towards her, planning to kill the new being. However, OwO uses its meme magic on Dynastia.

In a flash, Dynastia becomes a dingo. As it checks for something in between it's crotch, it finds nothing. The magically transformed female dingo has a lust for OwO, which she can now tell as a boy, which she has extreme lust to be penetrated by. As she waits, and almost wants to kill OwO again for turning him into this, OwO suddenly busts out a box of sex toys, and pulls out a dildo and jumps on top of Dynastia, ready to f-wait, why am I writing sex between a Abbo turned into a female dingo and a cheetah-lion cross that is male, yet has female parts? Oh yeah, I have to, unless I want to get fired. Well, I'll do it in the most vague way possible. As Dynastia consents to OwO's sex, they fuck each other for a long while. Dynastia suddenly decides that she wants to fuck OwO, and uses meme magic to gain control of the dildo to attack OwO's-Hmm, what is this again? Oh yeah, 'blown out taco pockets', which he enjoys.

Meanwhile, a fighter jet from Kuwait is going over the Australian Desert, because o-I don't fucking know, maybe use your imagination. Sheesh, people are so uncreative these days-flown by a guy named Ntwadumela. Suddenly, the fighter spots furries yiffing. Knowing that this is haram, the jet goes over the 2 furries, and drops an anti-furry bomb. Suddenly, the furries are gone, and Ntwadumela says "Good riddance, and Alan Snackbar!"

The End!

 

[JSGOTI]

Okay folks, there's approximately FIVE AND A HALF HOURS remaining before the submission period closes.

Please be sure to submit your entries before that point.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

New Story:

Spoiler: Story

Ah, the vast Australian desert. Home to many poisonous animals, some pockets of civilization, and sand. Oh, and something called Dynastia. Lets see what they are doing right now.
"Oh god why!", some nobody called Valiant screams to nobody as he is bled to death.
As Valiant is bled to death, Dynastia makes a wish on an Abbo rock.
"I wish something interesting happened to me."

A bit later, Dynastia is now eating its halal kill. Suddenly, a portal made with MEME MAGIC!?! appears out of nowhere, and some being that isn't native to the earth, let alone Australia, appears. It looks like a cheetah and lion had a baby, with a bit of human thrown in there. Dynastia, rightly being confused, screams "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!" The thing responds "Hi, I'm a furry called OwO, what is your name?" The "person" known only as Dynastia launches towards her, planning to kill the new being. However, OwO uses its meme magic on Dynastia.

In a flash, Dynastia becomes a dingo. As it checks for something in between it's crotch, it finds nothing. The magically transformed female dingo has a lust for OwO, which she can now tell as a boy, which she has extreme lust to be penetrated by. As she waits, and almost wants to kill OwO again for turning him into this, OwO suddenly busts out a box of sex toys, and pulls out a dildo and jumps on top of Dynastia, ready to f-wait, why am I writing sex between a Abbo turned into a female dingo and a cheetah-lion cross that is male, yet has female parts? Oh yeah, I have to, unless I want to get fired. Well, I'll do it in the most vague way possible. As Dynastia consents to OwO's sex, they fuck each other for a long while. Dynastia suddenly decides that she wants to fuck OwO, and uses meme magic to gain control of the dildo to attack OwO's-Hmm, what is this again? Oh yeah, 'blown out taco pockets', which he enjoys.

Meanwhile, a fighter jet from Kuwait is going over the Australian Desert, because o-I don't fucking know, maybe use your imagination. Sheesh, people are so uncreative these days-flown by a guy named Ntwadumela. Suddenly, the fighter spots furries yiffing. Knowing that this is haram, the jet goes over the 2 furries, and drops an anti-furry bomb. Suddenly, the furries are gone, and Ntwadumela says "Good riddance, and Alan Snackbar!"

The End!

Agreed. @Ntwadumela is the hero we need for tackling the furry menace.

 

[nyess]

It's not much but oh well

Spoiler

 

[alex_theman]

We have an art contest winner.

 

[John Furrman]

We have an art contest winner.

yeah, for real. I forfeit my entry.