War Outcry as 'bean dad' forces hungry child to open tin can

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A dad in the US who boasted about his parenting skills after telling his hungry nine-year-old daughter to open a tin of beans or go without food has caused outcry on social media.

After six hours the child successfully opened the tin and was finally allowed to eat, he said in now-deleted tweets.

The dad, a podcaster, claimed it was a victory for "good parenting".

But other parents accused him of neglect, while some suggested he invented the story to get attention.

Twitter users nicknamed the father "bean dad" as the incident caused another heated debate on social media, where parenting methods are a frequent cause of disagreement.

John Roderick, who is also a musician, shared the story on Saturday on Twitter, explaining that it began when his daughter asked him to make baked beans.

After she brought him a tin-opener and can of beans, he asked her how she thought a tin-opener worked, he said.

When she said she didn't know, he said he realised "a teaching moment just dropped into my lap".

"Apocalypse dad was overjoyed," he added.

Explaining that he wanted his daughter to learn how to open a tin of beans, he said she tried for six hours.

"She was next to me grunting and groaning trying to get the thing. I should say that spatial orientation, process visualization and order of operation are not things she… intuits. I knew this would be a challenge," he said.

Eventually she opened the tin and ate the beans, he explained.

The tweets were quickly shared widely as other users condemned the incident, suggesting it was poor parenting.

"I feel like it's super valuable to teach kids that they're not alone in the world and that there's no shame in asking other people for help and support," wrote journalist Jason Schreier .

Another user suggested Mr Roderick's approach was "ridiculous" - and that he should simply have fed his daughter, and then showed her how to use a can opener.



A handful of users agreed with the lesson Mr Roderick claims he taught his child.

"This teaches independence and personal growth. He did nothing wrong and in fact made me wish I did more of this," one wrote , while some fans of his podcast suggested that the story about his daughter was written in the voice of a character on his show and therefore should not be taken seriously.

Mr Roderick did not reply to media requests for comment but did defend himself on Twitter before later deleting his account.

"Six hours is the length of time between meals. Lunch at noon, dinner at six. They're literally saying child abuse," he wrote. He added that the backlash was "astonishing. My kid is fine everybody."

But a woman who said she was a teacher suggested it was a poor way to educate children.

"Kids learn best when they aren't hungry. Everyone learns differently and different approaches (eg. A guiding hand) are helpful, especially if/when someone's struggling," she said.


And author Racheline Maltese said that the lessons the child probably learnt were negative.

"Things you taught your kid: food must be earned; disordered eating in the forms of food hoarding and punishing herself by not eating; asking for help is futile," she wrote.

Some users also accused Mr Roderick of racism, sexism and homophobia after searching through his previous tweets.

However, his podcast co-host Ken Jennings defended Mr Roderick, calling him " a loving and attentive dad ", adding on Twitter: "There's no axis where any anti-Semitic screenshot represents any actual opinion I've ever heard from him."

On Sunday the podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me said it would no longer be using Mr Roderick's music.
 
Oh shit. 9 years old?
Well, I get the impression she must have learning difficulties or something. Not really sure what age da slow in da minds are supposed to have figured this shit out by.


Also LOL (((Jason Schreier)) is in this shitty article. "I feel like it's super valuable for kids to be entirely reliant on their parents and useless forever and all comedy in the future must be about their inability to function normally"
Depends on the slow in the mind. The lower functioning they are, the less teachable they are. Some can't make a sandwich at the age of 50. Some start regressing and forget how to do basic things. Some can hold a job at Goodwill.
 
Six hours is just cruel. Ten minutes to figure it out, then walking her through how to open, heat etc would have been better. There’s a difference between teaching and watching someone struggle pointlessly.
‘Figure it out yourself’ is great for things like puzzles. Less so food.
I’ve met adults who can’t heat a can of soup or use laundry machines - what the fuck were their parents thinking? You’ve gotta teach the kids how to do basic stuff
 
A lot of prepared, "convenience" food comes in cans with pop-top lids. Most food that is intended for use as an ingredient in homemade dishes, however, does not.
Wow, I never thought about this but it explains a lot. Most canned things I buy don't have pop tops, but they are all ingredients.
 
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Is it unfathomable to everybody else in the world that maybe the child just wanted to figure it out herself? When I was a kid I would spend literal days trying to figure something out and angrily refuse any outside help. My grandpa would hand me a disassembled mower motor or something and that would occupy me for a weekend. Only when I completely and totally gave up would I ask for help.
 
Is it unfathomable to everybody else in the world that maybe the child just wanted to figure it out herself? When I was a kid I would spend literal days trying to figure something out and angrily refuse any outside help. My grandpa would hand me a disassembled mower motor or something and that would occupy me for a weekend. Only when I completely and totally gave up would I ask for help.
It was this creep's public postings that got him this unwelcome attention, not private behavior. I mean seriously when I was a kid, I would disassemble every fucking thing in the house unless someone smacked the shit out of me and made me stop. They didn't post this shit to the Internet though because it didn't exist then. They just sent me to a psychiatrist.
 
Eat the beans bigot.
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We're all thinking about thos Beans.
 
Is it unfathomable to everybody else in the world that maybe the child just wanted to figure it out herself? When I was a kid I would spend literal days trying to figure something out and angrily refuse any outside help. My grandpa would hand me a disassembled mower motor or something and that would occupy me for a weekend. Only when I completely and totally gave up would I ask for help.
They're liberals, why is this a question
 
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The bad parenting and lack of social awareness is starting to make sense. I am now considering the possibility that the story may not actually be fake and gay. Only gay.
Story is fake. Any neglected child knows to go eat dry cereal if there is no way to get other food. Bean memes and people having public meltdowns over this article are good tho, so: fun thread.
 
I mean, I'd be deeply embarrassed if my 9 year old couldn't work a manual can opener too, because it means I fucking failed to show them a basic skill. That shit is on him.
His continuing failure was just not showing his kid how to open a can. This isn't something that can wait. The apocalypse can come tomorrow. Are you going to be a fucking dick who let your kid go into the collapse of society because of some weird idea that they have to somehow learn it on their own?

He should have just shown her how to open a can. If he is an extreme Nazi, maybe he could have shown her how to open it with an ancient church key style can opener too. As it is, though, he is just a cruel faggot who tortured his own daughter for no reason and needs to be beaten senseless.
 
I'm just wondering how you spend 6 hours on this.
There's only so many ways you can combine a can opener and can together. Shit, might have better luck putting the items in a box and shaking it. The random chance should make it work.
 
MBMBAM is no longer using Bean Dad's theme music:

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So there's that. The Bean Dad in question, John Roderick, deleted his twitter after the internet dug up a bunch of tweets where he called people "gay", "retarded", and called Basketball Americans "niggers." (To be completely clear, I fully endorse his behavior and I support his attempts to speak truth to power.)

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However there appears to be more to the story. He runs a doomsday prepper podcast of all things with a guy named Ken Jennings who is apparently in the running to replace Alex Trebek on Jeopardy after Alex's untimely death from cancer. (Fuck cancer.) The podcast is "Omnibus": https://www.omnibusproject.com/ I have not listened to it so I can't verify the claims that it's a doomsday prepper podcast.

Of course Twitter has jumped on it especially since Ken Jennings just couldn't keep his nose clean on twitter dot com and has attracted attention in the past for mocking the disabled amongst other extremely based jokes:

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Apparently Ken Jennings also spends a lot of time on his twitter screeching autistically about Trump, including mocking poor Barron Trump, a child innocent of wrongdoing, after Kathy Griffin did her little Behead The President stunt:

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https://archive.vn/MxL0u <- bc Ken ran through his twitter and started deleting shit like crazy once he realized he had a shot to host Jeopardy for the rest of his attention whore life. The fall out of John Roderick's twitter stunt has most likely endangered Ken Jenning's professional prospects though.

At least Twitter has some funny shit for once:

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The moral of the story:

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This is a good time to remind people, do not fucking power level on social media. Especially do not attach your real name or your face or your personal details to a social media account. It's easy to forget about but if you want to keep yourself safe, then keep your trap shut and your profile squeaky clean. Roderick was too fucking based for twitter but then he drew attention to himself when he made up a STDH story about his retard daughter. Now he has brought down a friend in his conflagration.

Don't be like John Roderick. Contain your power level. Do not drag down your friends. Teach your kids how to operate a can opener.
 
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MBMBAM is no longer using Bean Dad's theme music:

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So there's that. The Bean Dad in question, John Roderick, deleted his twitter after the internet dug up a bunch of tweets where he called people "gay", "retarded", and called Basketball Americans "niggers." (To be completely clear, I fully endorse his behavior and I support his attempts to speak truth to power.)

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However there appears to be more to the story. He runs a doomsday prepper podcast of all things with a guy named Ken Jennings who is apparently in the running to replace Alex Trebek on Jeopardy after Alex's untimely death from cancer. (Fuck cancer.) The podcast is "Omnibus": https://www.omnibusproject.com/ I have not listened to it so I can't verify the claims that it's a doomsday prepper podcast.

Of course Twitter has jumped on it especially since Ken Jennings just couldn't keep his nose clean on twitter dot com and has attracted attention in the past for mocking the disabled amongst other extremely based jokes:

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Apparently Ken Jennings also spends a lot of time on his twitter screeching autistically about Trump, including mocking poor Barron Trump, a child innocent of wrongdoing, after Kathy Griffin did her little Behead The President stunt:

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https://archive.vn/MxL0u <- bc Ken ran through his twitter and started deleting shit like crazy once he realized he had a shot to host Jeopardy for the rest of his attention whore life. The fall out of John Roderick's twitter stunt has most likely endangered Ken Jenning's professional prospects though.

At least Twitter has some funny shit for once:

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The moral of the story:

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This is a good time to remind people, do not fucking power level on social media. Especially do not attach your real name or your face or your personal details to a social media account. It's easy to forget about but if you want to keep yourself safe, then keep your trap shut and your profile squeaky clean. Roderick was too fucking based for twitter but then he drew attention to himself when he made up a STDH story about his retard daughter. Now he has brought down a friend in his conflagration.

Don't be like John Roderick. Contain your power level. Do not drag down your friends. Teach your kids how to operate a can opener.
I would've never thought that a can of baked beans would've been powerful enough to destroy one man's career, let alone two, but here we are.

Edit: He issued an apology.

Tl;dr: He proves he's the spineless coward we all thought he was since he immediately backpedals and apologizes for his racist, antisemitic, and douchey tweets about sexual assault and whatever, but not for throwing his daughter under the bus with that bullshit bean story. He claims that story still happened, but he just framed it wrong, and left out some key details that he goes into with his new post. He also claims he was only being an asshole in the story because that's "a bit" he plays during his podcast.

Basically, the entire thing is a desperate lie to try, and save his sorry ass.

Hi..

I deactivated my Twitter yesterday in a panic. I had to reflect on what I’d done and the hurt I’d caused and my mind was clouded by an unprecedented flow of new information. I want to acknowledge and make amends for the injuries I caused. I have many things to atone for. My parenting story’s insensitivity and the legacy of hurtful language in my past are both profound failures. I want to confront them directly.

My story about my daughter and the can of beans was poorly told. I didn’t share how much laughing we were doing, how we had a bowl of pistachios between us all day as we worked on the problem, or that we’d both had a full breakfast together a few hours before. Her mother was in the room with us all day and alternately laughing at us and telling us to be quiet while she worked on her laptop. We all took turns on the jigsaw puzzle.

I framed the story with me as the asshole dad because that’s my comedic persona and my fans and friends know it’s “a bit”.

What I didn’t understand when posting that story, was that a lot of the language I used reminded people very viscerally of abuse they’d experienced at the hand of a parent. The idea that I would withhold food from her, or force her to solve a puzzle while she cried, or bind her to the task for hours without a break all were images of child abuse that affected many people very deeply. Rereading my story, I can see what I’d done.

I was ignorant, insensitive to the message that my “pedant dad” comedic persona was indistinguishable from how abusive dads act, talk and think.

I woke up yesterday to find that I had become #BeanDad. I was a locus for a tremendous outpouring of anger and grief. It took me hours to fully grasp. I reread the story and saw clearly that I’d framed it so poorly, so insensitively. Bean Dad, full of braggadocio and dickhead swagger, was hurting people. I’d conjured an abusive parent that many people recognized from real life.

I am deeply sorry for having precipitated more hurt in the world, for having prolonged or exacerbated it by fighting back and being flippant when confronted, and for taking my Twitter feed offline yesterday instead of facing the music. I wish the parents I modeled didn’t exist; I wish no one had to grow up with a parent who tortured them physically or emotionally. I would never intentionally make light of those experiences and I’ll never underestimate again the pain I can cause with some poorly chosen words and by acting defensively when challenged.

As for the many racist, anti-Semitic, hurtful and slur-filled tweets from my early days on Twitter I can say only this: all of those tweets were intended to be ironic, sarcastic. I thought then that being an ally meant taking the slurs of the oppressors and flipping them to mock racism, sexism, homophobia, and bigotry. I am humiliated by my incredibly insensitive use of the language of sexual assault in casual banter. It was a lazy and damaging ideology, that I continued to believe long past the point I should’ve known better that because I was a hipster intellectual from a diverse community it was ok for me to joke and deploy slurs in that context. It was not. I realized, sometime in the early part of the decade, helped by real-life friends and Twitter friends too, that my status as a straight white male didn’t permit me to “repurpose” those slurs as people from disenfranchised communities might do. They were injurious regardless of my intent, because the words themselves have power and because actual violence is often prefaced by people saying, “I’m not racist, but…”

That was wrong, so I stopped.

Yesterday those old tweets resurfaced and hurt a lot of people anew. People who are close to me, people in my community who couldn’t square those words with the person they know me to be. And people who don’t know me, going about their business yesterday, had to see those awful slurs and feel the hurt those words inspire. They had to suffer this asshole #BeanDad casually demeaning them and their friends. I deeply regret having ever used those words. I do not want to spread more hate in the world. I want the opposite.

My language wasn’t appropriate then or now and reflecting on that has been part of my continuing education as an adult who wants to be a good ally. That education is ongoing, and this experience will have a profound effect on the way I conduct myself throughout the rest of my life.

I’m a middle-aged, middle-class straight white male and I try to be cognizant of that and of the responsibility my privileges entail in everything I do. In this case, it was precisely my privilege of not living in an abusive family, of not being a member of a community that routinely experiences real trauma, that caused me to so grossly misjudge the impact of the language I chose.

I have a lot more reflecting to do in the coming days so I’ll be taking a hiatus from my public life to let some of these lessons sink in. I apologize to my partners, my friends, and to all the people affected by my words for the hurt I caused.
 
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Here's an article bean dad wrote earlier using his daughter as a basis to rant about Republicans: https://www.seattleschild.com/the-kids-are-alright/

She has no idea that a woman has never been president. Why should she? She’s from a leftist family and goes to school in a multicultural kindergarten bubble in a progressive enclave within a liberal metropolis, where overt racism and sexism have yet to intrude into her world.

All of sudden, his "lesson in self-reliance" with the can opener seems a lot more like a struggle session in white privilege, because "starving kids in Haiti don't even have cans of food."

This kid is going to grow up slinging meth for her white-supremacist biker boyfriend in ten years.
 
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