Outfits that would make Chris look okay

[DykesDykesChina]

Until now, Chris's attire was usually located somewhere on the plane defined by the three points "creepy", "weird" and "goofy". But there might be styles that make him look okay. Let's give him a makeover.

As I already mentioned somewhere, I think a punk "Iro" haircut might not look completely terrible on Chris's head. Alternatively he might just cut his hair off, down to a recruit stubble or a completely bald head. As for clothing, I'd suggest a a gray turtleneck sweater and sand-colored flanell trousers combined with black leather shoes.

Also, he should put on shades a la Carlos Chantor. Hiding his boatlights staring into the distance does wonders for him looking normal.

 

[CatParty]

Neither he nor his mother should dress him.

 

[cypocryphy]

I mentioned in chat before that if early to mid 2000's Chris was slimmer, showered regularly, and didn't dress like a 2nd grader from 1989 he honestly might look pretty decent. Oh, and ditch the pedo glasses too.

(his social skills on the other hand, well....)

Chris today is beyond repair.

 

[Judge Holden]

 

[LM 697]

 

[Kosher Dill]

Well aside from how huge he's gotten, there's not all that much standing in the way of him looking normal. In the McDonald's surveillance photo our field agent captured (which I can't find at the moment) he looks more or less like some regular fat guy. He doesn't even wear the pedo-glasses, medallions, or other autism markers anymore. Really, all he needs to do to pass for normal is wash regularly, wear his hair in a sensible style, and wear clean, un-ripped, plain men's clothes with no words or logos on them. And of course, ditch the makeup/warpaint.

 

[Varis]

As for clothing, I'd suggest a a gray turtleneck sweater and sand-colored flanell trousers combined with black leather shoes.

Turtlenecks don't work well on large people. They tend to be very form-fitting, making your head look smaller and your body bigger in comparison. It's especially bad if you have broad shoulders.

 

[Surtur]

A burlap sack

 

[Null]

These are some mean ass comments.

The problem with dressing Chris is his tits. It completely defies typical masculine figures and even heavy clothes wont look good because of them.

 

[cubesandcubes]

These are some mean ass comments.

The problem with dressing Chris is his tits. It completely defies typical masculine figures and even heavy clothes wont look good because of them.

I suppose that this is one of the reasons why Chris started to wear the "muscle bra". There's a degree of spergy tard-logic there.

There are smoothing tops for men that are not bras, though.

 

[JimReynolds]

These are some mean ass comments.

The problem with dressing Chris is his tits. It completely defies typical masculine figures and even heavy clothes wont look good because of them.

I suppose that this is one of the reasons why Chris started to wear the "muscle bra". There's a degree of spergy tard-logic there.

There are smoothing tops for men that are not bras, though.

I'm pretty sure Chris was more concerned with stopping them from moving instead of making them less noticeable. Yet another example of Chris' incredible logic skills.

 

[cubesandcubes]

These are some mean ass comments.

The problem with dressing Chris is his tits. It completely defies typical masculine figures and even heavy clothes wont look good because of them.

I suppose that this is one of the reasons why Chris started to wear the "muscle bra". There's a degree of spergy tard-logic there.

There are smoothing tops for men that are not bras, though.

I'm pretty sure Chris was more concerned with stopping them from moving instead of making them less noticeable. Yet another example of Chris' incredible logic skills.

Perhaps it had something to do with his sensory defensiveness.

 

[TL 611]

My mate John weighs 22 stone (approx 300 pounds)* and he manages to make himself presentable by wearing very loose fitting hoodies and jeans. Stay simple I guess, and I agree that the Carlos chanter glasses worked with cris's face.

*hes also 6'5" and a bit more built than Chris, but point still stands

 

[Ryan Rash]

 

[cubesandcubes]

My mate John weighs 22 stone (approx 300 pounds)* and he manages to make himself presentable by wearing very loose fitting hoodies and jeans. Stay simple I guess, and I agree that the Carlos chanter glasses worked with cris's face.

*hes also 6'5" and a bit more built than Chris, but point still stands

I agree that looser clothes might help. Chris has not updated his basic style since gradeschool. And with the appearance of a gut and manboobs he truly and honestly looks like this when he wears those goodwill polo-style shirts.

 

[Marvin]

Well aside from how huge he's gotten, there's not all that much standing in the way of him looking normal. In the McDonald's surveillance photo our field agent captured (which I can't find at the moment) he looks more or less like some regular fat guy. He doesn't even wear the pedo-glasses, medallions, or other autism markers anymore. Really, all he needs to do to pass for normal is wash regularly, wear his hair in a sensible style, and wear clean, un-ripped, plain men's clothes with no words or logos on them. And of course, ditch the makeup/warpaint.

http://i.imgur.com/GFZJ0Li.jpg

 

[CatParty]

Well aside from how huge he's gotten, there's not all that much standing in the way of him looking normal. In the McDonald's surveillance photo our field agent captured (which I can't find at the moment) he looks more or less like some regular fat guy. He doesn't even wear the pedo-glasses, medallions, or other autism markers anymore. Really, all he needs to do to pass for normal is wash regularly, wear his hair in a sensible style, and wear clean, un-ripped, plain men's clothes with no words or logos on them. And of course, ditch the makeup/warpaint.

http://i.imgur.com/GFZJ0Li.jpg

Okay maybe he should wear t-shirts of currently popular r&b artists.

 

[cubesandcubes]

Well aside from how huge he's gotten, there's not all that much standing in the way of him looking normal. In the McDonald's surveillance photo our field agent captured (which I can't find at the moment) he looks more or less like some regular fat guy. He doesn't even wear the pedo-glasses, medallions, or other autism markers anymore. Really, all he needs to do to pass for normal is wash regularly, wear his hair in a sensible style, and wear clean, un-ripped, plain men's clothes with no words or logos on them. And of course, ditch the makeup/warpaint.

http://i.imgur.com/GFZJ0Li.jpg

Okay maybe he should wear t-shirts of currently popular r&b artists.

And ditch the purse.

 

[LordCustos3]

Well, considering how he needs not only support for manboobs, but also restraint to keep him from running people over, might I suggest....

 

[TL 611]

Is Chris even capable of wearing something baggy? I mean the t-shirt he's wearing in that pic Marvin linked looks like it should be baggy, but his blubber just kinda fills in the space, like some weird liquid or something. I mean you can see his rolls and stuff, kinda gross.