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everyone wants to fuck female japanese peter parker
Now they want a dark chocolate Storm and a white chocolate Invisible Woman lol
Hearthstone is dead, Wow is a graveyard and Overwatch is just done at this point. I don't really like Rivals either its just kind of a mess but I respect it.
Yeah the gameplay is nothing to write about but optimizing your settings without using frame generation is complete ass.
 
Got a bit toxic in a game today, no slurs, but I called our feeding know-it-all Zarya an ape, an ice cream dildo, and worthless to humanity, in all caps, in that order. I feel a bit guilty because it was probably just a kid, but fuck me is this game a place where common sense goes to die.

The fact that the upcoming mini-set is a StarCraft crossover one, and StarCraft has also been on life support too, adds to how fucked the game is right now.
StarCraft has been dead for a decade, beyond the odd minor patch, isn't it? There was just the co-op stuff and that's it.

Any buzz on Avowed? It looks...odd.
 
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Christ they really are that desperate, So I have clocked like 5 hours on Rivals and it is not so bad at least support feels like support and is not overpowered. Overwatch games feel so long and I have come to hate the overtime system more and more.

Have not logged on in weeks and honestly don't have the drive, I would rather play Master Duel. I did not realize either how much Master Duel curb-stomped Hearthstone along with Snap.

On top of that WOW is a cemetery, I think it's time to kill Blizzard honestly.
 
Lootboxes are coming back lmao :story:

Any bets at how much they'll charge for each? Because that surely won't be for free :story:

Edit to add: Next hero is Danish
They bought Cassie from Paladins into Overwatch i see

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I'm surprised that Blizzard didn't make their Cassie ripoff Black, with pronouns that would make Concord characters seem normal in comparison.
I'm sure Freja is lesbian or something in the lore that they stopped caring about lol.
 
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StarCraft has been dead for a decade, beyond the odd minor patch, isn't it? There was just the co-op stuff and that's it.

The patches are only multiplayer balance changes, as they stopped releasing Co-op content years ago.

They bought Cassie from Paladins into Overwatch i see

I'm surprised that Blizzard didn't make their Cassie ripoff Black, with pronouns that would make Concord characters seem normal in comparison.
 
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The other half and I watched their "spotlight" video. Nigga you'd may as well rename that shit "please fucking play our game." They are even adding in a 3rd person mode, they say "to see skins" but you know that shit is to emulate Rivals.

We were both cackling and going "rivals feature" at each announcement. Shit, they were fucking announcing shit out next fucking year.

People on socials were saying they are rattled, fucking you could Micheal Myers (not Austin Powers) in the corner, and I would say they were more scared. It felt like a Devolver presentation because it was near levels of parody also my partner said to check out their minimization of DIE hires. At least I can play 2 mildly fuckable digital people when they release in 2026 and not that ugly troon cunt Venture.
 

New Overwatch slop straight from the trough.

•New Game mode called Stadium is a 6v6 team Deathmatch but the gimmick is they recycled the upgrade system from the cancelled campaign.

•new feature allows you to ban certain heros from appearing in your game(lol blizzard just gave up on balance and toxicity I guess).

•new hero Freja which everyone made fun of for looking like Cassie from Paladins, she's just a chick with a crossbow and what looks like some freeze AOE ability(just like Mei's ability remember when new heros had unique powers and not recycled ones from previous heros kit)

•Skins galore, the majority of the trailer was showing off the new skins like the magical girl ones and a bunch of others that look mid.
 
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I am so late to everything but the continued decline of certain games is interesting to watch. There is a perk system?...wiki says it was introduced in the last season and it feels like the talent systems from Paladins or any other game. I love how this game is slowly just losing whatever identity it even attempted to have of its own.
 
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