PACKING FOR VACATION!!!

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Ouch. 2.46 - our goorl is cackling at Eric like a hysterical elephant with their literal crush....but watch Rickie steam past then it cuts abruptly. I know we can't tell much from one moment, but that does not look like a happy guy. He doesn't even look at her, and it looks deliberate....is this a man near terminally done with her and her shit?

I'd be fucking livid if I had a cool house share going with hubs and friend, everyone working, everyone adulting. Then 550lbs of loud bloater crashes into the house and suddenly he, the only one with real anxiety, is looking after a creche.

Ps. @Sir Auroras They're going to Pride. Eric's already vlogged going, being there and coming home but this is our goorl's idea of quality.
 
You know why she has that cream, right? Her sitting in the car for so long literally causes her to have roids due to her weight.
 
I know it shouldn't come as any surprise at this point but the staggering amount of shit she buys for no good reason continues to floor me. She doesn't have a bag large enough for their vacation? Maybe just.... use more than one bag? It's not as though she'd be carrying it since they've got to drive to wherever they're going anyhow. Idk it's just wild to me how much stuff she continues to accumulate; the den looks more like a slightly organised landfill with each time it's shown.
 
xenomorph said:
You know why she has that cream, right? Her sitting in the car for so long literally causes her to have roids due to her weight.
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She even got the Preparation H wipes. I guess what she talked about in her seminal series, Struggles Being Me, is just the greasy tip of the iceberg.
 
Hotels don't usually provide good quality items for hygiene. It completely depends on where you stay. I (:powerlevel: s o r r y ) have worked at multiple hotels of different qualities and it varies - some will have off brand stuff, some will have nothing at all. I highly doubt they're staying anywhere nice that provides a decent selection of hygiene goods that are given for free, so she should stop making a scene about Becky wanting a few travel sized things when that whole damn cart is for her anyway.
 
Tiny Clanger said:
Ouch. 2.46 - our goorl is cackling at Eric like a hysterical elephant with their literal crush....but watch Rickie steam past then it cuts abruptly. I know we can't tell much from one moment, but that does not look like a happy guy. He doesn't even look at her, and it looks deliberate....is this a man near terminally done with her and her shit?

I'd be fucking livid if I had a cool house share going with hubs and friend, everyone working, everyone adulting. Then 550lbs of loud bloater crashes into the house and suddenly he, the only one with real anxiety, is looking after a creche.

Ps. @Sir Auroras They're going to Pride. Eric's already vlogged going, being there and coming home but this is our goorl's idea of quality.
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Sounds like the premise for an 80's sitcom. Life With Amberlynn.
 
Azshara said:
Hotels don't usually provide good quality items for hygiene. It completely depends on where you stay. I (:powerlevel: s o r r y ) have worked at multiple hotels of different qualities and it varies - some will have off brand stuff, some will have nothing at all. I highly doubt they're staying anywhere nice that provides a decent selection of hygiene goods that are given for free, so she should stop making a scene about Becky wanting a few travel sized things when that whole damn cart is for her anyway.
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Generally (at least from what I've experienced) what you get is what you pay for - if you stay at a higher end hotel, you're gonna get nice toiletries. If you stay at a dump, you're lucky if you get a bar of soap (Another Dirty Room on YouTube constantly stumbles upon these) to wash your ass and your face with and you might be able to purchase items like toothbrushes at the front desk. I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule like you said but Amberlynn said they stayed somewhere 'sketchy' so idk why she expected anything to use, especially since those toiletries Becky picked out are like a dollar each anyway.
 
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Very attractive, gorl.
 
sweaty chafing thighs said:
Generally (at least from what I've experienced) what you get is what you pay for - if you stay at a higher end hotel, you're gonna get nice toiletries. If you stay at a dump, you're lucky if you get a bar of soap (Another Dirty Room on YouTube constantly stumbles upon these) to wash your ass and your face with and you might be able to purchase items like toothbrushes at the front desk. I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule like you said but Amberlynn said they stayed somewhere 'sketchy' so idk why she expected anything to use, especially since those toiletries Becky picked out are like a dollar each anyway.
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Mid priced hotels usually will give razors, shower caps, cotton swabs etc. out for free the first time. If multiples are needed that's usually when you have to pay. It's totally normal (and likely preferred) by most people to bring their own toiletries with them on vacation anyway, so that's why the free stuff you get at the hotel isn't too great. So why she was making some deal out of this is beyond me. She needed attention I guess.
 
I wonder if Beanbaggerlynn will ever realize that she is not Portuguese.
"It's funny because I am Portuguese but I look like a complete white girl". Bitch that's because you ARE a white girl. You may have some Portuguese heritage but that's it. Almost everyone has heritage that comes from around the world. She probably thinks claiming she's Portuguese makes her seem like some exotic and dainty princess.
 
Azshara said:
Mid priced hotels usually will give razors, shower caps, cotton swabs etc. out for free the first time. If multiples are needed that's usually when you have to pay. It's totally normal (and likely preferred) by most people to bring their own toiletries with them on vacation anyway, so that's why the free stuff you get at the hotel isn't too great. So why she was making some deal out of this is beyond me. She needed attention I guess.
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These greasy, dandruff encrusted massive dykes act like they are so high maintenance. Meanwhile they live in a bedroom with sheets unwashed for ions, dont shower, cant even FIT in the shower, stinky vaginas, cat boxes over flowing with cat shit and piss and a dog that prolly pisses and shits on the floor because lumbering Nurgle wont get off her hinds and let the dogs out and she's sitting there chimping about hotel toiletries? Bitch, you probably had to bring a piss and shit bucket with you because you wont fit in the bathroom at all. You would have to TRY A ROOM ON, for size. Please, white fucking trash always try to act like they are high class.

What is interesting to me is how she will be fighting DVT and clots on her car ride. It's coming Amber and I hate to be the poor Paramedics who will have to get the Fire Dept to haul your deceased carcass out the garage. Girl is a burden.
 
Didn't Aunt Tammy trash the Portuguese thing? Along with the being-related-to-Ozzie-thing...

Even if not, who's up for splaining genetics to our genius? You're two boring white gorls, regardless of whether great-great-great-great-seventh cousin fourteen times removed bought home a little souvenir from Europe along with the straw donkey and plastic Eiffel Tower. You ARE Kentucky, princess.
 
Tiny Clanger said:
Didn't Aunt Tammy trash the Portuguese thing? Along with the being-related-to-Ozzie-thing...

Even if not, who's up for splaining genetics to our genius? You're two boring white gorls, regardless of whether great-great-great-great-seventh cousin fourteen times removed bought home a little souvenir from Europe along with the straw donkey and plastic Eiffel Tower. You ARE Kentucky, princess.
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Right! In Big Al's logic everyone with even the tiniest amount of Irish heritage in them should put on a "Proud to be an Irish" shirt on St. Patrick's day. Or those with some Swedish heritage should only buy their furniture and stuff from Ikea to 'support their people'.
 
SweetDee said:
Well... I suppose it's heartening if she's actually wiping her bits.
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By "she" you mean Becky, right?
Tiny Clanger said:
Didn't Aunt Tammy trash the Portuguese thing? Along with the being-related-to-Ozzie-thing...
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Ozzie, yes. Tammy did say they have some Portuguese background. Which, frankly is no big deal. There are probably billions of people on earth who do too. I mean, the Portuguese were renowned sailors and had colonies all over the world. And they weren't shy about spreading their DNA.
 
I can't believe they're making such a big deal about staying in literally the next big town over in podunk Kentucky. You bitches supposedly make 10K a month, go on a real vacation. Even their vacation aspirations are lazy as fuck.
 
Citroen said:
I can't believe they're making such a big deal about staying in literally the next big town over in podunk Kentucky. You bitches supposedly make 10K a month, go on a real vacation. Even their vacation aspirations are lazy as fuck.
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It's interesting that Amber ends the video justifying her lazy content by saying she lives in a place that doesn't have anything interesting to do.

Aside, maybe from a few little things. The last link even mentions a boatload of restaurants AND a tour to a chocolate factory.
 
Citroen said:
I can't believe they're making such a big deal about staying in literally the next big town over in podunk Kentucky. You bitches supposedly make 10K a month, go on a real vacation. Even their vacation aspirations are lazy as fuck.
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That's what you get when you eat yourself to a godzilla size. You can't sit in a car for a long time and you take extra seats in an airplane. These deathfats can only go on vacations in their backyards. Anything else is a literal risk to their lives.

Amber hasn't that much time if she doesn't change her lifestyle (who am I kidding? She never will) They should just use her as a blimp and fly to Bora Bora and make the best of it.

Edit damn spelling
 
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To be fair, it doesn't look as if Bora Bora has a Micky D. Or Taco Bell, Cheesecake Factory or any other nightmare food outlet.

Truth is, our gorl would die in her "dream" destination. She'd have to pack emergency lard.
 
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