PACKING FOR VACATION!!!

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I wonder if they got a handicap accessible room again. Eric mentioned he and Rickie were in a handicap room.
 
So Twinkie's too fat now? I thought according to animal control she was in "literally perfect health" just like a week ago
 
If Becky wants to ride a scooter so bad, why doesn't she just do it? It's not like WalMart has only one scooter.
 
I bet Amber won't let Becky ride a scooter because she knows haydurs would protest. If that's the case Becky's remark was a blatant passive-aggressive display. I wonder if big AL yelled at her later
 
Citroen said:
I can't believe they're making such a big deal about staying in literally the next big town over in podunk Kentucky. You bitches supposedly make 10K a month, go on a real vacation. Even their vacation aspirations are lazy as fuck.
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She cant handle long car rides, she is unable to fly and is massive for a train. I wonder if she understands just how stuck she is the bigger she gets.
 
I know its been said already in the thread, but I hate how they list 10 million white bullshit DNA about their backgrounds lol yall are just fucking plain white trash. Trying to make it sound like they are POC :roll:
 
Hot Cheeto Gorl said:
I know its been said already in the thread, but I hate how they list 10 million white bullshit DNA about their backgrounds lol yall are just fucking plain white trash. Trying to make it sound like they are POC :roll:
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There is culture besides being brown this spans to black/brown/yellow/white people who were born in America. They are all Americans if you were born here, period.
Just in case you were wondering cultures span all colors it's not limited to just one race.
Now in reguards to AL, yes, she is trashy and frankly she's lived all over the place so really I dont know where she would fit in (I know lol)
This is why she mimics all sorts of accents and mannerisms, she never stayed in one place long enough her whole life.
 
xenomorph said:
She cant handle long car rides, she is unable to fly and is massive for a train. I wonder if she understands just how stuck she is the bigger she gets.
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I wonder if she will actually wake up and start eating less than 3,600 cals a day once the bed-bound saga starts. Our gorl has a reported BMI of 91, which is so dangerously high that it's likely she won't make it to age 40. And that's at her CURRENT, SELF-REPORTED weight. It's only a matter of time before she can no longer walk / fit in a car. I give it a few years, tops.
 
navygreen said:
I know it shouldn't come as any surprise at this point but the staggering amount of shit she buys for no good reason continues to floor me. She doesn't have a bag large enough for their vacation? Maybe just.... use more than one bag? It's not as though she'd be carrying it since they've got to drive to wherever they're going anyhow. Idk it's just wild to me how much stuff she continues to accumulate; the den looks more like a slightly organised landfill with each time it's shown.
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No, no one who watches her regularly should be surprised. She had an excuse to go to Walmart and buy another bag and more junk she doesn't need. She probably bought some of those other bags because they were so cute, especially the bag that reminds her of being a beached whale on the beach.
 
I can see their road trip being just like that episode of 600lb life with Steven Assanti.

Road trip takes way longer than it needs to because Big AL is screeching for food every 15 minutes like a 600elbee banshee.
 
Chickenpox said:
Going on vacation
Packing for vacation
Getting in the Car for vacation
Driving to vacation
Getting Out of the Car for vacation
Going to a Restaurant at vacation
Eating at vacation

Anyway. Boring.
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i think getting in and out of the car would be entertaining. seeing her struggle to squeeze in and out, and her heavy breathing would be like those people on my 600lb life.
 
Wonder what today's vlog will be? There was a sharp decline in views on this vlog as I guess "GIANT LANDWHALE PACKS A SUITCASE FOR VACATION TO NEXT CITY OVER" wasn't very interesting content.
Will it be "DRIVING TO PODUNK HOTEL!!" or "ROAD TRIP SNACK HAUL!!" today? Time will tell..
 
Amber, sweetie, heritage is not culture, you do't know a thing about Portugal or Ireland and they're not "your people". Your culture is as American as a Chinese buff-ETTE. You were born in America, raised in America, and you will die in America. You're as Portuguese as I am German gorl, stfu.

If this is a new bid to earn victim points I have bad news for you, the Portuguese consider themselves white Europeans by an consensus of about 87% and don't like being called Hispanic. this is probably because Portugal is in Europe and not Latin or South America. I feel like I have to explain this to you because I know you thought Bora Bora was in the Poconos so geography isn't your strong suit.
 
I'd love to see AL and Becky have a scooter race, it would be one of her most "interesting" vlogs. Well it'd be better if Eric would film it.
 
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