PACKING FOR VACATION!!!

[Whatthefuck]

I'd love to see AL and Becky have a scooter race, it would be one of her most "interesting" vlogs. Well it'd be better if Eric would film it.

They'd have to put nitro boosters or something on AL's to make it fair. She's so heavy you know that scooter can't perform at speed. Or let's just wait another year or so until Beckster catches up on the elbeezzz.

 

[drtoboggan]

I wonder if she will actually wake up and start eating less than 3,600 cals a day once the bed-bound saga starts. Our gorl has a reported BMI of 91, which is so dangerously high that it's likely she won't make it to age 40. And that's at her CURRENT, SELF-REPORTED weight. It's only a matter of time before she can no longer walk / fit in a car. I give it a few years, tops.

Her BMI is higher than her IQ at this point.