Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

If/when me and Dun ever end up marrying and having kids, even though we have pretty big video game collections and are pretty involved in the hobby, we'll definitely make sure that they don't get into that electronic stuff until they are older (or at least not have their own handheld gaming system and what have until they are responsible and proved that they have self-control with me and daddy's first and are at least six or seven at the very minimum age as that was how old I was around when I first got my first gameboy. Cellphones will just be for emergencies only and not have all those bells and whistles and will serve only their primary function and that is calling and I'll enforce strict time limits, probably no more than 30 minutes to an hour per day, especially if its a nice day out, I will give them a 10 minute warning to find a spot save their game before the game turns off so that I don't hear any "Mom, I'm in the middle of a battle!!" when time is up.

Many people use TV, video games, iphones what have you as their babysitters because they are too lazy to actually parent, but if anything, instead of leaving the kids at the TV or whatever, I'd actually watch them play and talk to them and get involved with them. I'd also introduce them to fun alternatives, especially if they are active and outdoorsy. If they are anything like me, they might find LARPing and running around the yarm fighting with foam, kid-safe weapons and acting out their imaginations so that even when they couldn't play their favorite RPG, they could still renact it outside and maybe make up their adventures, since that's just what me and my brother did when we couldn't play our pokemon games. Board games, crafts, drawing, reading, and card games etc could also be introduced and explored so that they could find their own electronic-free hobbies that they like.
 
Yeah there are a surprising number of kids, even really young ones (and babies) who are given access to their parents iPhones/iPads/whatever. Or hell, are given their own if their parents can afford it. There are supposed to be a number of apps (or full out games) and videos that claim to be edumacational and aid development (or flat out claim they'll make kids geniuses), but I think at the end of the day we're only going to have a generation more dependent on electronic stimulation rather than super geniuses.
 
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If/when me and Dun ever end up marrying and having kids, even though we have pretty big video game collections and are pretty involved in the hobby, we'll definitely make sure that they don't get into that electronic stuff until they are older (or at least not have their own handheld gaming system and what have until they are responsible and proved that they have self-control with me and daddy's first and are at least six or seven at the very minimum age as that was how old I was around when I first got my first gameboy. Cellphones will just be for emergencies only and not have all those bells and whistles and will serve only their primary function and that is calling and I'll enforce strict time limits, probably no more than 30 minutes to an hour per day, especially if its a nice day out, I will give them a 10 minute warning to find a spot save their game before the game turns off so that I don't hear any "Mom, I'm in the middle of a battle!!" when time is up.

Many people use TV, video games, iphones what have you as their babysitters because they are too lazy to actually parent, but if anything, instead of leaving the kids at the TV or whatever, I'd actually watch them play and talk to them and get involved with them. I'd also introduce them to fun alternatives, especially if they are active and outdoorsy. If they are anything like me, they might find LARPing and running around the yarm fighting with foam, kid-safe weapons and acting out their imaginations so that even when they couldn't play their favorite RPG, they could still renact it outside and maybe make up their adventures, since that's just what me and my brother did when we couldn't play our pokemon games. Board games, crafts, drawing, reading, and card games etc could also be introduced and explored so that they could find their own electronic-free hobbies that they like.
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Exactly. More people need to be like this. I knew a guy who worked at Gamestop, and way too often he said he saw parents come in and just tell their kids to pick out whatever they wanted, even if it was something M-rated or some such. Hell, I worked at a Taco Bell in a poor-as-shit neighborhood and I saw little kids playing with iPhones or Nintendo DS'es or PSVitas all the damn time.

On another note, if I ever have a kid, I'm going to hammer some taste into his/her skull when it comes to video games. No Call of Duty for you, kiddo, you're sitting down and playing through NieR or Final Fantasy VI.
 
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yeah, seriously, just ask any player of any First-person shooter, their one pet-peeve is annoying little bratty kids on their servers. You'd be doing a great service to those gaming communities not letting kids play those games until they are 16 at the very minimum.
 
Fialovy said:
yeah, seriously, just ask any player or any First-person shooter, their one pet-peeve is annoying little bratty kids on their servers. You'd be doing a great service to those gaming communities not letting kids play those games until they are 16 at the very minimum.
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I can't stand the squeakers. It doesn't matter what FPS game I play, be it Goldeneye 007 Reloaded, Duke Nukem Forever, ect, they're there. They really can't seem to figure out that their voice is annoying everyone else, even when everyone is saying "SHUT UP" to them half the time. I'm 15, and while my voice is (kind of) deep, I still don't usually use speak over the mic, in case people get annoyed at my voice.

Speaking of DNF, I was once playing online, and I was seriously beating the crap out of this one guy. He then invited me to his Xbox Live party. I join, and guess what? The only two people in the party other than me are kids, probably less than 8, both speaking with the Kinect, so you could even hear one of their little sister's crying or something like that, and an echo of the T.V.
 
Fialovy said:
yeah, seriously, just ask any player of any First-person shooter, their one pet-peeve is annoying little bratty kids on their servers. You'd be doing a great service to those gaming communities not letting kids play those games until they are 16 at the very minimum.
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Honestly, I wasn't even thinking about that when I posted. That's one of the major reasons I don't play online - too many little kids screaming into their mikes.

I remember once reading a story posted by a guy who was playing on Xbox Live. There was a kid about twelve or so yelling all kinds of nasty stuff, so the guy pulled up the kid's profile, found his Facebook, and managed to call the kid's parents and tell them their kid was yelling profanities and racist slurs and whatnot.

...and there's another reason to keep your kids off Xbox Live; it's way too easy for some nut to track them down.
 
It never ceases to amaze me how lazy and indulgent some parents are. The recent comments in this thread give me some hope for the human race though.
 
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It never ceases to amaze me how lazy and indulgent some parents are. The recent comments in this thread give me some hope for the human race though.
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Exactly, a huge reason why many of these lolcows usually come to behave this way can be credited to bad parenting. By studying them and how they were raised, we can learn from it.
 
Fialovy said:
yeah, seriously, just ask any player of any First-person shooter, their one pet-peeve is annoying little bratty kids on their servers. You'd be doing a great service to those gaming communities not letting kids play those games until they are 16 at the very minimum.
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Ugh.... I agree. I really hate those kids with screaming mics when they play FPS.
 
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Fialovy said:
yeah, seriously, just ask any player of any First-person shooter, their one pet-peeve is annoying little bratty kids on their servers. You'd be doing a great service to those gaming communities not letting kids play those games until they are 16 at the very minimum.
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Umm... Or maybe just not let them play online? I think you're seriously overestimating the impact digital entertainment has on children; playing games with your friends can be a great social exercise, and it'll teach you lessons about sharing as well as being able to tolerate failure. A child touching a phone won't turn it autistic and there's a million other ways to fuck up your kid than to let him or her play Mario for an hour a day.
 
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Does anyone here want some moar Pamperchu content?

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A video of him showing his vintage baby bottles.

His posts on his forum:
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When I was a kid I would hide my diaper pictures on 5.25" floppy disks, 1.2MB each.
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Before I begin I believe this is in the correct spot since I'm just a d/l and not into the a/b part but i don't want to offend anyone with my story of how i came to love them since it is very bizarre and i have been debating wheather I should talk about this since I joined the group.

Ok so when I was 8 or so I was playing in the backyard like a normal kid and for some reason out of the blue I got this feeling and bulge down there.For some reason i will still never get I saw a small inflatable window surfer sitting across the yard, and got "freaky" with it giving me a fetish for inflatables that wi still have today.Fast toward to age 13 and I still don't know what I'm doing but I must have developed because I would have this ''white goo'' come out of my "jewels" after playing with my pool toys(of course I know what it is now!) I figured what ever it is a diaper or training pant could absorb it since it is coming out of the same place as pee,anyways I remember we had some extra pull ups from my sister in our laundry room so I took them, put them on and played with the toy as normal and it absorbed my little Sulleys making me love love diapers and take them in only a sexual way and because of that time I also love girl themed diapers way more than boy ones even though i am a boy.

See I told you it was weird! I hope I didn't offend anyone.
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Pamperchu said:
I had an inflatable pool toy do that to me as a kid too.
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Pamperchu said:
When I was a kid I would hide my diaper pictures on 5.25" floppy disks, 1.2MB each.
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How the fuck do you jack off to 320x240 JPEGs compressed to hell? Because that's the only way I see you fitting "diaper pictures" on a floppy disk...
 
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KatsuKitty said:
Pamperchu said:
When I was a kid I would hide my diaper pictures on 5.25" floppy disks, 1.2MB each.
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How the fuck do you jack off to 320x240 JPEGs compressed to hell? Because that's the only way I see you fitting "diaper pictures" on a floppy disk...
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The same way you jack off to inflatable pool toys, by being a demented sick fuck.
 
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I am pritty sure Deeker got arrested, but I might be confusing him for someone else. People like Deeker are far worse than Chris IMO.
 
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So, Deeker has some kind of diaper business? I'm NOT checking the site because of what Ive heard about it, but like does he actually get business? do people buy his stuff? Also, what do you think pamperchu was like as a teenager?
 
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