I'm disgusted by this guy, disgusted by living within a day's drive or bus ride of him, Onideus Mad Hatter, ADF-fuensalida and EDF2-spawned lolcow Messyjessie (thread coming soon), and happy I'm not in competition with Pamperchu for cool stuff in thrift stores, flea markets & trashpicking.
Guy needs help, a hoarding intervention and a living estate sale to pay for his group home (Oregon has group homes for people with no money or only a

, unlike Virginia, but usually they have to be pretty fucked up to get one on the taxpayer's dime). I'd gladly buy some of his gadgets and the vintage Olds Cutlass he and his azn sugar daddy saved from the junkyard.