- Joined
- Jan 3, 2022
im a crisper baby
Jul 19, 2022- Video starts out with camera viewing his bare legs and feet - a reoccurring trend. The Chuck-E-Cheese plush is seated across from him. The video feed stutters, this is common throughout the video.
- "Today I wanted to show you a piece of art... my kids made."
- He moves over to the living room door where we see the broken circuit board from a previous video, now surrounded by $2 bills stuck to the wall, with some backwards and upside-down, as well as the colorful Chuck-E-Cheese print.
- He goes to close the door to the outside when a large cylinder of what he calls "government aluminum" is in the way. He remarks on this and pulls it out from between the door and doorframe to shut the door.
- "I wanted to show you the art the kids made..." He pans the camera around the doorframe where the $2 are stuck to, "...they sure did strip my wallet."
- He pans around back to the light switch next to the door leading outside, remarking again that the FBI and the government watches him through that and the giant circuit board.
- His tone and demeanor change to one that is saddened, his voice trembling he takes more notice to the money on the wall, "My family prints money and so we just made this big piece of art..."
- He meanders to the opposite side of the house and outside, to the door leading to the kitchen and laundry station, On the inside of the door which is open, "Pamperchu" is signed in sharpie as shown in a previous video, but a worn $2 bill is taped over where the date would be.
- He goes back through the house out of the living room door, pointing out "Pamperchu signed his name..." in a melancholy voice "but he screwed up on that one" referring to the date obscured by the $2 bill on the kitchen door.
- He then goes back through the house again to the kitchen door which is open, pointing out the worn $2 taped on top of the door again, saying it should be 2022.
- His voice and mood shifts back to normal, now pointing out the windows on the door covered by plastic and carpet.
- A jet aircraft passes overhead, most likely on approach to KPDX 10L or 10R. This grabs his attention where he points it out in a very happy, fast voice.
- Just as quickly as the overhead aircraft caught his attention, it loses it where the camera pans back to the interior of Pamperchu's house. His voice suddenly shifts to a mix of sad and distress, whimpering "I don't know what to do with Pamperchu anymore." He sobs lightly.
- The door adorned with $2 is fully visible, now showing a total of 62 bills, or $124 total stuck to the wall.
- His saddened, distressed voice raises, "He keeps breaking all my stuff -" he slams his hand against the wall where it has been patched with spackle, causing the Chuck-E-Cheese print to become dislodged from one wall anchor-point, now hanging at a 45-degree angle.
- "And... I dunno what to do with him anymore." He sobs and mumbles something unintelligible before picking up the aluminum cylinder and swinging it at the wall. He calls the cylinder "Government aluminum" before calling it "government plastic" multiple times and stroking the dislodged Chuck-E-Cheese print on the wall,
- He focuses back on the money taped to the wall. Appearing to be shocked at the "art" piece, he whines, "Oh my God - He took all my money - he took all my money and just MADE A PIECE OF ART! MADE A PIECE OF ART!" where his whine turns into that of a shriek, taking the door and slamming it against the wall.
- "How dare you?" he asks, his sobs turning to seething giggles.
- His chuckles become more normal, before asking "What am I supposed to do you guys?" He chuckles again before responding "Fine, I'll go in here." and proceeds to the master bathroom.
- Once in the master bathroom, a new-styled container of Johnson & Johnson talcum (baby) powder grabs his attention - "Look! Look!" he exclaims as he grabs it.
- He excitedly shows the baby powder off to the camera, before going to an older container on the floor and comparing the two, remarking they made the newer one "...just for me."
- He claims the newer one is "ten-times softer" than the older one - this is probably due to moisture absorption caused by improper storage of the older container.
- He praises the new container of baby powder, saying in a shrill voice "Softer, softer, softer, softer!" before flinging it back into the bathroom.
- He leaves back down the hall, adjusting the air freshener above the thermostat.
- He finds himself in the kitchen, then showing off the lights, then playing with the kitchen light switches.
- The kitchen lights not having been enough, he goes to the breaker box in the closet next to the washer and dryer, puts his fingers on the main breaker and hollers "Quiet on the set" before cutting power to his trailer.
- In the dark, he says he knows what a total blackout looks like, but they "still might see me with my cellphone."
- He turns back to the breaker, yelling "Quiet on the set" again before restoring power to his trailer.
- Entertained by what he just did, he expresses delight that "we have electricity!"
- He opens and slams the microwave door, not saying anything.
- Having returned to where the video started, he goes up to the seated plush and says "Alright, Chuckie!.." and paused for a few seconds, before turning away and saying "...he just stares. He does a very good job staring."
- He seats himself in the middle of the living room on the floor, tilting the camera to the angle of the crooked print on the wall, saying "Look at it that way... and always feel good... Hope you enjoyed this video."
- He points the camera down to show the underside of his left foot, saying in a monotone voice "I'm a CRISPR baby." before the video ends abruptly.
The mood swings and anger in this video are a little more alarming than previous iterations as it's clear his grasp on reality is waning. From referring to himself in the third person or as a different person entirely ("Look at what Pamperchu did" vs "Look at what I did") now to mood swings from sadness, to anger, to amusement - He's on a path of becoming a danger to himself and possibly others. We know how much he likes to buy old electronics and tear them open, it's only a matter of time before he hurts himself via mishandling electrical items. I kind of wish he was still around to answer some questions, though he has painted himself to be a very unreliable and delusional narrator.
