Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

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what an interesting character , I enjoyed our chat today , no matter how weird it was .
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Kennel Club Pandemonium - 07/31/2022​

@Pamperchu had graced us with his presence for the second time in Kennel Club.
What ensued was 55 screen captures of nearly four hours of chatting between our cow come to pasture, horrified Kiwis and a supportive POI.
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Here's an attempt at a summary, page by page highlighting Pamperchu's actions:
  • P1
    • Pamperchu joins KC on purpose this time after finishing up his worldwide calls.
      • He has friends in India, UK and the USA - the topics of the call are diapers and feet.
    • He'd be willing to sell his silver for $5K-$7K.
  • P2
    • Pamerchu prefers bullets that are "one shot and done.. from a mile away"
    • He claims to be good with guns.
    • "My gun friends as i was a chikd[sic] are the kind that go into the forest and then missing"
      • This apparently is in Gifford Forest.
    • "All the people ive killed so far was their fault"
      • I have no idea what he is referring to.
  • P3
    • July 12th is "Pedophile Pride Day"
    • Pamperchu & @That Anony Mouse are in regular contact as newfound friends
    • Pamps spent the morning of this day researching CRT/vacuum tubes.
  • P4
    • Talks about work history at Tektronics, Intel, "lam" and living 10mins from Intel.
      • The veracity of these claims I have yet to see proof of.
    • Claims to have worked for Google from 2013 - 2019
      • Talks about being a web publisher, "10 cents for each youtube video with ads"
    • Claims to be a real hacker and did ethical hacking for YT and other companies.
      • This was also to show off and make friends in the tech industry.
    • Claims the website https://churchofpamperchu.wixsite.com/churchofpamperchu was made for him as a gift for hacking YT.
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  • P5
    • Makes a joke about using his hacking skills "Cp on youtube mostly"
      • States it was a joke - he used his skills to find patches "or whatever"
    • More talk of YouTube with dates and actions that are left open to interpretation.
  • P6
    • "I did cp investigate from 2015 to 16 then went off to youtube work. And no i never did anything under my desk"
    • Gets ~$205 in food stamps each month.
      • He buys fancy cheese
    • Helps his mom buy food with his food stamps.
  • P7
    • Not much to note other then a rather interesting opinion that isn't Pamperchu's...
  • P8
    • Still likes Mexicans due to "big familys[sic] and great food and love"
      • "They are always nice to me and I wish I could hang out and play with the kids"
    • Is willing to bet $50K if you give him a bunch of kids and they are safe.
  • P9
    • "I would give away my lifes saveings[sic] and get the deth[sic] penalty if I hurt a kid"
    • Pamps is a self-proclaimed better pedophile than Dan Schneider
  • P10
    • "I like to show off my 4yo boyfrend[sic] and make people uncomfortable and call the cops...But its all good"
    • "After a few monthes[sic] we might take a bath together" :stress:
      • "And i mqke[sic] him food in the morning and we cuddle"
        • "Or her"
  • P11
    • This supposed "boyfrend" is met outside "but thats just neighborhood friends. Nothing close"
    • Claims the new 4yo kid liked his Sonic shirt, Pamps had lunch with his family, "and he wanted me to toss the water ballon[sic] at his penis as he said and pointed penis"
      • "I was a little shocked but he sat down and he ment[sic] in between his legs"
    • "Lat[sic] summer a 13yo boy got into my car and said drive bitch.. so i turned it on and drove him a block down to his little boy friends"
  • P12
    • "Hes 14 now... i gave home $14 in $2 bills for his birthday
    • "I have only had sex with steve [Wyland] in fursuit 2010"
  • P13
    • "Yah if i ever went there [Thailand] to go rent 'a' boy I would cuddle and play with feet. No sex for me please"
    • States we have been nice to him, thanks us
      • Kiwi Farms Kill Count: -1 :smug:
  • P14
    • No Pamperchu Replies
  • P15
    • "As i was told i was taking his [Chris-Chan's] place"
      • Wants a hat or lapel pin for his status as lolcow
  • P16
    • When asked (by our beloved @RickestRickCriminal) for his thoughts on someone wearing a cap that says "kid diddler", Pamperchu responded by saying he would call them a fan boy.
  • P17
    • Claims to have been on kiwi before lolcow was a word - this is not historically accurate as the term lolcow was in circulation well before Kiwi Farms opened their gates.
  • P18
    • No notable Pamperchu content
  • P19
    • Pamperchu prefers the term diaper nuker > diapernigger :cryblood:
    • I physically in possession of 500 diapers (most likely totaling over ~$1K)
  • P20
    • Pamperchu talks about taking diapers out of the trash - the exact number is confusing.
  • P21
    • Talk about bug-bombing his house, nothing too much of note.
  • P22
    • The reason for Pamperchu throwing diapers on his shed roof is to see it in satellite images.
    • Pamps microwaves diapers and food in the same "very clean and the oldest working microwave 1971"
  • P23
    • "Many of all your friends are one [pedophiles]"
  • P24
    • Pamperchu "has a warehouse full of stuff" but no basic furniture such as a couch or desk.
  • P25
    • Still thinks inhaling insecticide is safe.
      • Dude it's not stop.
  • P26
    • States he's a vomit enthusiast due to a friend from Britain.
  • P27
    • Talks of 6% and non homo milk.
  • P28
    • No significant replies.
  • P29
    • Talks shift back to vomit - originally there was childhood trauma over it.
    • "Polaroid is pedophiles choice"
  • P30
    • Claims to hate MLP, contrary to what is on his ED page.
  • P31
    • Claims to have a 04' Tahoe in his collection, but it is not his yet as Steve Wyland has promised to will it to him.
  • P32
    • According to Pamps, Wyland built him a house when he was 22 and he resided in it for ten years.
      • Claims a contract was signed about it when he was 4.
      • Cosigned by grandparents and mother.
  • P33
    • "Steve made me. Im a gene splice baby"
    • When asked if Steve ever touched him, Pamps responded in the positive.
  • P34
    • Wyland reverse-raped Pamperchu at 22
  • P35
    • On being reverse-raped, "I was in a fursuit laying on my back and he shoved his butthole on me and made me do it"
    • Pamperchu claims to be an anal-virgin.
    • "Jezz i hate talking about it... im not some slipery[sic] lube faggot"
  • P36
    • Nothing of note.
  • P37
    • Nothing of note.
  • P38
    • Claims to have done "government work" when he was five with other kids.
  • P39
    • Pamps believes the cancer he suffered from earlier in life was due to said government work.
  • P40
    • Relating to the above work, "I was in a tunnel and there was some glowing tubes kind green"
    • Pamps then explains an odd story about x-rays.
  • P41
    • After breaking the x-ray glasses they had to run.
    • Claims his neighborhood was evacuated for a day or two.
    • Then government people came to measure them then they felt better.
  • P42
    • Pamps compares this to the Goiania Incident when suggested.
    • Claims to have held a moon rock when six years old.
    • The place where he did government work had hundreds of tunnel doors.
  • P43
    • "Pamperchu Gifford" is on the Mars Rover.
  • P44
    • "I don't mind 20 year olds.. but i have to have known them for 16 years"
      • He means it that he still loves his "kid friends" after they get older.
  • P45
    • No Pamperchu replies.
  • P46
    • Claims he took a bath in bleach last night.
      • @Pamperchu no amount of bleach is good for the human skin please do not do this.
  • P47
    • People try to bait Pamps into mixing Ammonia and Bleach.
      • It makes mustard gas - don't do it.
  • P48
    • Pamperchu admits to getting sexual pleasure from smelling ammonia.
    • He also does an act akin to huffing ammonia via putting wet diapers in a fursuit head (and wearing it, assumedly).
    • Claims to use bleach to clean his fursuit.
  • P49
    • He bug-bombs his car.
    • Claims to have used lead from car batteries as a child to make toy blocks.
  • P50
    • More talka about lead-crafting, claiming to have (helped) made 2000lbs in lead blocks via burning chopped up lead acid batteries in a fire pit.
  • P51
    • Taco Bell is "good and healthy"
    • Talk about drugs, slightly confusing as to what has been done and did.
  • P52
    • Admits to not being able to shower without clothes on.
  • P53
    • Is it over?
  • P54
    • Pamps came back briefly from a bath.
  • P55
    • The night ended not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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thegooddoctor said:
I miss the early days when Pamperchu was the sickest of lolcows, now he barely stands out against the shades of degeneracy.
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I'm not sure if pamperchu is becoming more normal or if the world is becoming more insane.


also @Roxanne Wolf Honestly looking at pamperchu I honestly think he has so much brain damage from the chemicals he huffs and lead batteries he's been exposed to that's why he is so put there. So far I honestly feel for pamperchu perhaps he can one day be fully detoxed of all the bad chemicals.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Holy shit it’s the man, the myth, the legend himself!

@Pamperchu do you have a lot of dental cavities?

Did your mom drink while she was pregnant with you?
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I have never had a cavitie.
No she hates drunks and was carfull when i was inside her

She hates that i drink and hated that my dads side of the family drank.
One time as a joke i held a half full beer can on the back porch drinking it as a 2yo and when my mom came out back my dad quickly took it and chucked it.. i was drinking but they all laughed at her as she got mad for baby pamperchu drinking beer then she stormed off..i was 2 or 3
 
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LeChampion1992 said:
I'm not sure if pamperchu is becoming more normal or if the world is becoming more insane.


also @Roxanne Wolf Honestly looking at pamperchu I honestly think he has so much brain damage from the chemicals he huffs and lead batteries he's been exposed to that's why he is so put there. So far I honestly feel for pamperchu perhaps he can one day be fully detoxed of all the bad chemicals.
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You're very :optimistic: but at the same time I agree. Nobody with a shred of empathy wants to see people suffer, but at the same time people who revel in it are hard not to watch and be slightly entertained by, if horrifyingly so.

thegooddoctor said:
I miss the early days when Pamperchu was the sickest of lolcows, now he barely stands out against the shades of degeneracy.
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In my opinion, I think he's now sick in the sense that his brain structure has been permanently altered by the controlled substances he both once used and still continues to use.

Additionally, as much as he doesn't want to admit it I belive that he was at victim of childhood sexual assault and:
A) Believed that when his abusers told him it was okay that it happened he believed it so much that he became one of them, sharing their mindset.
And/or
B) Is coping so hard and not wanting to believe that he was a victim that he's trying to prove it by projecting the want to do what was possibly done to him on other children in order to justify the actions of his abusers.

And since I'm still freely giving my opinion I will say that one other thing that makes him a lolcow is that he is a very unreliable narrator of his own life - you don't have to look that far (see some of the video breakdowns I've done) to see that the behavior he exhibits and what he says is highly nonsensical and contradictory. Additionally, anyone in their right mind would understand the weight and horrors of the word "pedophile" and not want it associated with it - the fact that Pamps associates with it freely and openly shows a great level of disconnection from societal understanding, but the exact cause of this is unknown or a mix of the above A & B speculative opinions.
He is an enigma of a turbulent life, a puzzle whose pieces are constantly changing, spitting out previously connected pieces to make way for fabricated new ones.

I still don't want him around any kids and he's not completely blameless, hence why he deserves to be here and probably institutionalized, but we all know that the government won't step in until it's too late.
 
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Getting the same "this is fun but also dangerous" feeling you get when on a rickety county fair ride; same feeling you get when waiting for some friends or the bus or something, and you spend a while hanging out with a lingering crackhead. Fun but dangerous, still feel badly for him, would absolutely double tap if I saw him anywhere near children.
 
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Hey, I see that anonymouse has started camping out on this thread. I guess now that he can't attach himself to DSP anymore he's trying to move on to someone new.

For anyone unaware, @That Anony Mouse is a zoophile and predator who likes to follow and try to chat up teenagers on Twitter, especially ones that talk about sex with animals. That won't stop him from plotting to get you arrested if he thinks he can get away with it though. Worse still, he was a DSP mod and frequent donator for years.
He's about as low a form of life as you can get and he's always slinking around looking for ways to exploit people and push boundaries.

If you want to read up a bit about him and see what he's like (warning: includes pictures of him in a diaper), here's his thread in the DSP subforum.
 
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Pamperchu said:
Naa i backed off... but they left me a book at my door. I really hope i cand spend time with kids in my house
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Hey, Pamps. Been following your silly antics for what feels like decades, but first time caller. Here's a thing, and I'm offering it with zero judgment, so I'd like you to please consider it.

If you have a fondness for children, but you absolutely don't want to hurt them, do you think you should get some outpatient treatment for your addiction illness? You know people have hurt you, so if you could put yourself in absolute control of your life, the chance of doing something awful would go way down. Haven't there been days where you looked back on the days or weeks before, and felt scared, or out of control?

If that doesn't sound good, I want you to think about all the time you spent sharing your knowledge of old school electronics, teaching them something they wouldn't know if you hadn't made that youtube channel ages ago. It would be a great help to someone who is learning, if you call any local university or public counseling center and get sessions with a counselor-in-training. The sessions are private, and you'd be teaching a student something most counselors and psychologists never get to learn from someone who is willingly opening themselves up to them.

These are all things you can do to help people, protect kids, and make yourself feel better, and they're also things you can walk away from if it becomes too much for you. Probably everyone here could help find somewhere for you to call, if you feel like contacting someone you've been chatting with who you feel like you could trust. No one even has to know.
 
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