🔥 Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

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Canyonaro said:
Hm. A buried lolcow has risen from the diaper bin and decided to directly interact with KF, seemingly in a hyped up and coached manner?
I wonder if Diaperchu has been hanging out with a bad crowd recently? 🤔
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Yeah of course someone is controlling him. Every single time when there is not enough content for Null's podcast some random retarded shit happens at the end of the week.

Josh is pulling the strings behind all of these degenerates. Null is not a glowie, he's the goddamn sun!
 
I'm genuinely not surprised by this "startling revelation" from Pamps. He's clearly unwell and has been for literally years, him openly admitting to paedo tendencies as well as zoosadistic tendencies feels like a very mentally unwell person letting their intrusive thoughts take over.

He's been on a downwards slope for quite a number of years and I genuinely doubt his habit of microwaving old diapers has had any positive effect on him. Literal brainrot, maybe?

Ah well, he's just another furry with paedo-adjacent attractions who's slowly fried his pleasure-centers with drugs and fucked up porn. I forget most of my Pamperchu lore, but has he actually offended like Snakething or has he just been talking a big game?
 
This actually genuinely surprised me. He'd been dark so long I assumed he was dead, especially with the meth, literal shit, and incredibly poor hygiene.

Lolcows are like fucking cockroaches, they just will not die.
 
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Fate Fan said:
Could you expand on this so I don't have to search it
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Here ya go bud. Quoting my earlier post from here... Original Post
Fenrir Ratatoskr said:
The most telling part was his "Theory of Pedolution".
Here are the highlights from the auto transcript...
"I can go in another two hour lecture about the evolution of pedophilia meaning;
I read so many goddamn books, I had to come up with my own answers..."
...(long segment of him dictating his actions as he sits down)...
"I can go back to the pre-homo sapien part of it, way back before how it branched off and why we survived today. I'll begin by saying during an ice age where there's less food available, and less meeting available.
A pedophile evolved to take a child that another family could not take care of anymore, and they had a long-term relationship.
The child eats less food, you can have sex with them all you want, and there's no babies, so you have a long-term relationship without having babies; because remember there's no contraception back then.
And so you end up having an older male generally and a young girl, if it was a straight relationship, long enough to have the...
well for one thing you have the older male, which is able to "teach" the child a "whole lot"; and children are great at labor. They can pick berries, or they can cuddle and keep you warm. But you don't have the first egg(refering to puberty) for quite a while this. would be also covered in my first-first "egg theory" talk.
He continues in text;
"I personally feel like pedophillia is living the same thing as what homosexuality and *and* ethnicities lived in the past.
I just hope it will be more listened in the future instead of judged and killed before even having a chance to explain."
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Now you can gaze into the real mind of Pamperchu.
 
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
I skipped through the first 25 pages or so. The posts are all from 2013/2014. All of the YT links and pics are dead/gone.

The OP is just a post and was edited in 2018. It's now saying that an OP will be made but it never was.

Are there any posts with more lore on this guy in this thread anyone could point me to?
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Unless you think a couple of livestreams from Deadwing Dork will get you any more lore than is already available on KF, you can try this pamperchu archive. I'm not sure it has all of his videos, but it appears to be active.
 
DHugo said:
Yeah of course someone is controlling him. Every single time when there is not enough content for Null's podcast some random retarded shit happens at the end of the week.

Josh is pulling the strings behind all of these degenerates. Null is not a glowie, he's the goddamn sun!
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Judging by that long talk the Council of Evil had with him, Diaperchu doesn't seem to need a controller. Just a sociopathic voice in his ear, gassing him up and pointing him in the right direction.
"Haha, we spoke to an insane pedo-nigger for hours, coached him, strapped a helmet on him and sent him running into traffic"
I was initially kind of mad typing that but upon reflection, it's a pretty dank troll. There's layers to it 🤔
Naw yeah, righteous maneuver, would have been better if he walked out into actual traffic but this is pretty amusing.
 
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Are there any posts with more lore on this guy in this thread anyone could point me to?
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Honestly, this is all you need.
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Random tidbit for the newcomers to this thread: the microwave in this picture that Pamperchu used to microwave poopy diapers is on the Wikipedia article for "microwave oven" uploaded by the man himself.
 
I hope he’s barred from being around children and animals. I don’t think there is anyway to help this weirdo.
 
At this point this guy isn't even really a lolcow, he's just a mindfucked pedophile who shows up once in a while to act outrageous for attention before heading off to keep getting high and jerking off to children from inside used diapers or whatever it is that he does all day.

He got help to be where he's at, but at this point he's just the remnants of a person.
 
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