🔥 Zoosadist Pamperchu - Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth

[spaps]

OH CHRIST I WATCHED IT.... THAT WAS A FULL DIAPER!!!! A FFFUUUUUUULLLLL DIAPER!!!!! HE WAS SMEARING HOT BABY SHIT ON HIS DUCK!!!

Sounds like fun.

 

[Enig]

OH CHRIST I WATCHED IT.... THAT WAS A FULL DIAPER!!!! A FFFUUUUUUULLLLL DIAPER!!!!! HE WAS SMEARING HOT BABY SHIT ON HIS DUCK!!!

OH DEAR GOD WHY DID THEY CLOSE THE MENTAL HOSPITALS WE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

That's it, I'm just going to access this place from an Apple I teletype terminal from now on. Wait for it to print, enter a post, and hope nobody posted before I did so the drum printer doesn't waste more time and paper.

 

[DH 384]

OH CHRIST I WATCHED IT.... THAT WAS A FULL DIAPER!!!! A FFFUUUUUUULLLLL DIAPER!!!!! HE WAS SMEARING HOT BABY SHIT ON HIS DUCK!!!

It...It got worse? IT GOT WORSE? OH GOD NO! NO! NO! NO! I THOUGHT THE DIRTY CRAPPED PAMPERS AND PISSED ON TOYS WERE TOO MUCH? HE STARTS SMEARING THAT SHIT ON HIS DUCK?

All overreaction aside, this guy needs mental help. Like, a lobotomy may actually be a good idea here.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

This guy is a coprophile...and PLEASE tell me that the liquid in that thermos is just water... <puke>

 

[spaps]

You did this, Compy! You've destroyed the minds of some of our finest young posters!

 

[Enig]

OH CHRIST I WATCHED IT.... THAT WAS A FULL DIAPER!!!! A FFFUUUUUUULLLLL DIAPER!!!!! HE WAS SMEARING HOT BABY SHIT ON HIS DUCK!!!

It...It got worse? IT GOT WORSE? OH GOD NO! NO! NO! NO! I THOUGHT THE DIRTY CRAPPED PAMPERS AND PISSED ON TOYS WERE TOO MUCH? HE STARTS SMEARING THAT SHIT ON HIS DUCK?

All overreaction aside, this guy needs mental help. Like, a lobotomy may actually be a good idea here.

Let's use big friendly letters to count out his crimes against humanity:

-MICROWAVING USED DIAPERS
-USING SAID MICROWAVE FOR BOTH DIAPERS AND HIS FOOD
-PISSING ON STUFFED ANIMALS
-POTENTIALLY JIZZING ON STUFFED ANIMALS THAT HE PISSED ON
-GOING AROUND TOWN IN USED DIAPERS AND OVERALLS
-HIRING TWO GUYS TO BE HIS DADS JUST BECAUSE
-SMEARING BABY SHIT ON HIS DUCK
-WEARING DIAPERS WITH SHIT STILL IN THEM
-HIS OC WEARS PISSED DIAPERS WITH SOME GATEWAY TO HELL IN THE FORM OF A LAPTOP
-EXISTING IN THE FIRST PLACE


Now I think I'll build an Analytical Engine just to access the forums.

 

[Judge Holden]

I... i think this is it people. We have reached the outer limits of sick fckery from lolcows. Coprophilia, pedophilia, infantilism, and furfaggotry, this guy has plunged the depths of degradation and emerged an abomination among man. A paragon of all that is disgusting and vile, a harbinger of nausea and horror, a Suzerain of the most depraved manchildren of all time.

One who has forced even I to abandon my laptop, burn it, run over the ashes, crush the car that ran over the ashes, irradiate the machine which crushed the car, and exorcise the power plant where I stole the plutonium, before switching to sending these posts via carrier pidgeon to an old lighthouse manned by a perverted old sea captain, who then relays the message via morse code with the lighthouse to the nearby fish and chip shop, who then logs on to the internet with his antique dial up modem to type out my post.

....and he STILL gets more ass than the loveshys

 

[LM 697]

You did this, Compy! You've destroyed the minds of some of our finest young posters!

 

[spaps]

I... i think this is it people. We have reached the outer limits of sick fckery from lolcows. Coprophilia, pedophilia, infantilism, and furfaggotry, this guy has plunged the depths of degradation and emerged an abomination among man. A paragon of all that is disgusting and vile, a harbinger of nausea and horror, a Suzerain of the most depraved manchildren of all time.

....and he STILL gets more ass than the loveshys

 

[Enig]

Guys, we've reached the point where Hitler looked like a sane person. We've finally found the person. The true worst human being in known history. It took nearly 75 years, but we've done it. Call the Nobel committee, this is deserving of the Prize.

 

[The Hunter]

*reviews the entire thread*

...

God is dead.

 

[Judge Holden]

*reviews the entire thread*

...

God is dead.

Maybe the problem is not that God is Dead, but rather that our God is the one from the "Chick Tracts", and this is just part of his hell

 

[Snorlaxative]

I hope this thread segues into a full-blown Pamperpedia so we can document all of the fun we are having.

 

[Enig]

I hope this thread segues into a full-blown Pamperpedia so we can document all of the fun we are having.

Snorlaxative

laxative

Oh the horrible irony

 

[The Hunter]

I hope this thread segues into a full-blown Pamperpedia so we can document all of the fun we are having.

I want whatever you're on.

 

[cypocryphy]

Any chance he might die in some kind of a freak shit explosion and the world will be a better place?

 

[cypocryphy]

There's still good in the world, guys. We can get through this.

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[KawaiiChrisChan]

I did it... I watched the whole thing...
I didnt think I would make it past :30 seconds... But... It was like a train wreck.

I want my 2 minutes back...

I want...

My life back...

 

[Snorlaxative]

I....watched that...abomination. I am not having fun anymore and I think I'm cutting down my Internet for a while.

 

[Saney]

MY EYES!!!